what was the strangest object you ever used on yourself??

I once used a banana skin, after I'd eaten the banana and taped it back up - was OK but not as great as the online story I'd read describing it! Oh well, try anything twice...
 
Lots

Cucumbers, summer squash, freshly picked ear of corn was about the best. It tasted really good when she was done too. Ice dildos, beer bottles, filled her with champagne and sucked it all out, she said the bubbles were intense!:eek:
 
Pondering...

First of all I love all the responses so far to the thread. Many of them have been incredibly arousing. So far the one posted about the glass floats that used to be fishing has to be the most erotic.

I was trying to decide just now what makes this such an arousing topic for me. I don't think it is so much the objects themselves that are used (though some of them are arousing in and of themselves) but moreso knowing that a lady was so horny that she would use these objects. I think that is what makes this topic so hot to me.

Being male myself I find my own masturbation so much less interesting than the many various ways a woman finds to mastrubate.
 
but moreso knowing that a lady was so horny that she would use these objects. I think that is what makes this topic so hot to me.

Being male myself I find my own masturbation so much less interesting than the many various ways a woman finds to mastrubate.

is it our desperation to have our pussies filled that turns you on? ;)

Female masturbation may be more interesting and have lots of variation, but sometimes I think it would be nice if I had something just hanging out there & I didn't have to find something to stuff myself with.
 
I did, but I didn't find any comments about whether they liked the experience or not. I'm curious if a woman who's done it found it to be fun or just cold.

Well let's just say it was a very special experience... the cold was actually very very erotic... and caused very unique sensations.... just don't leave it in too long at once!!
 
Cucumbers, summer squash, freshly picked ear of corn was about the best. It tasted really good when she was done too. Ice dildos, beer bottles, filled her with champagne and sucked it all out, she said the bubbles were intense!:eek:

Ohhh....the champagne sounds wonderful!!
 
A chocolate ice lolly.

ETA - see this was discussed on other pages. Yep, I liked it. He went down on me at the same time.
 
I've been thinking about using a water bottle but I know it would NEVER fit in my tight virgin pussy (although I do love the feeling of being stretched)
 
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An Amstel beer bottle

After I fisished it of course, even took a picture to remind myself of it :D
 
Female masturbation may be more interesting and have lots of variation, but sometimes I think it would be nice if I had something just hanging out there & I didn't have to find something to stuff myself with.


I could not agree more

That being said, the handle of a lint roller
 
I've been thinking about using a water bottle but I know it would NEVER fit in my tight virgin pussy (although I do love the feeling of being stretched)

Yuo know that if you shove enough in it, you won't technically be a virgin, right? ;)
 
Now I can say, after yesterday (;)), a lucite four pronged massager. Wow! I was in G spot heaven.
 
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