What word(s) do you use when refering to having sex?

[Beck31]

Lol. Well I sometimes refer to it as the little button of joy.
So you would say you put your dick in your wife's cunt?

 

[monkeyman057]

I prefer cock over dick but I like variety too so either works.

 

[Emerson40]

Was always under the impression that f**k was primarily an American term in context of having sex. Sure it is a common word and probably used world wide to tell someone to feck off.

Spot on my good chap!

Some of the boorish comments posted here by the common folk clearly demonstrate the unrefined class that frequent this place, but some did provide us with a chuckle or two.
Even the house-boy had a laugh at “hoo-hoo”.

Often, after high-tea, the missus and I retire to our chambers where I repeatedly place my implement into her seed repository. Jolly GOOD time!

 

[Beck31]

True. Yeah I tend to switch back and forth. What is funny is I used to date a woman who used the word wiener when refering to my penis.

 

[monkeyman057]

Spot on my good chap!

Some of the boorish comments posted here by the common folk clearly demonstrate the unrefined class that frequent this place, but some did provide us with a chuckle or two.
Even the house-boy had a laugh at “hoo-hoo”.

Often, after high-tea, the missus and I retire to our chambers where I repeatedly place my implement into her seed repository. Jolly GOOD time!

Damn... I want a house-boy. Shit. Now I've got to clean up my language and start acting respectable.

 

[Tomahawk26]

True. Yeah I tend to switch back and forth. What is funny is I used to date a woman who used the word wiener when refering to my penis.

WEINER. . . Oh my Lord, I could never take that shit seriously! I wouldn't be able to say it without laughing for sure!!

 

[Emerson40]

WEINER. . . Oh my Lord, I could never take that shit seriously! I wouldn't be able to say it without laughing for sure!!

Whenever I hear WIENER used this way, THIS pops into my mind. Everytime.

 

[Beck31]

Lmao.

 

[MatthewVett]

Strange thing, but when it comes to anatomy I have a bit of fondness for 'quim'. I like the sound of it, the way the word feels in my mouth. I realize that historically, the connotations are as harsh as 'cunt'. But the almost melodic sound of the word, combined with its archaic quality make it a pleasure to use. Again, the moment and the company need to be right.

I like quim, too! There are so few words for female genitalia I really like besides pussy. Maybe I should start bringing it back...

I've used "baloney pony" as slang for cock once in a story, but it wasn't during a sex scene or anything, thankfully.

 

[MatthewVett]

True. Yeah I tend to switch back and forth. What is funny is I used to date a woman who used the word wiener when refering to my penis.

Geez, how old was she? I'm not sure I'd be able to take her seriously if she called it that in bed.

 

[Beck31]

she is 45