What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[RideFl71]

Oh hey - Haven't seen you in a while!

Good morning big spoon..

 

[Biggalute]

Oh hey - Haven't seen you in a while!

I see you found the key under the flower pot, good

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

It's been a while since I woke up next to a woman. Mind taking these handcuffs off me?

Hey, I'm over here, looks like @Megan82 got both of us locked up. Find that key yet??

 

[bashfull]

Hey, I'm over here, looks like @Megan82 got both of us locked up. Find that key yet??

Looks like I'm going to have to move from cuffs to chains for all the folks in bed

 

[37_ttej]

Well, I’m feeling bashful.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'll be in the kitchen fixing bacon and biscuits once y'all figure it out.

 

[RideFl71]

Well, I’m feeling bashful.

Holly shit... I went down under.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Do you need coffee?? I NEED coffee!!!

I’m too anemic for coffee, sadly!

Holly shit... I went down under.

More than once

 

[Amanda330]

I’m too anemic for coffee, sadly!

It's ok. I'll have your coffee and mine.

So... how did you find out you could suck your own nipples? AFAF.

I'm lying. I'm asking for myself.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

What time do you need me to leave so nobody knows you let me in here?

 

[RideFl71]

It's ok. I'll have your coffee and mine.

So... how did you find out you could suck your own nipples? AFAF.

I'm lying. I'm asking for myself.

Are those your panties or mine spinning from the ceiling fan?

 

[Amanda330]

Are those your panties or mine spinning from the ceiling fan?

Well, mine are still on so they must be yours, I guess...? Black lace is a solid choice.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

What time do you need me to leave so nobody knows you let me in

You don’t ever have to leave

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It's ok. I'll have your coffee and mine.

So... how did you find out you could suck your own nipples? AFAF.

I'm lying. I'm asking for myself.

I don’t remember, specifically, but it was years ago, I think during naked video chat frisky fun time!

You don’t ever have to leave

Got any more of that good soap?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Got any more of that good soap?

Always have the good soap for you!!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Always have the good soap for you!!

I'm sleepy, do you mind washing me up?

 

[SWR101]

I'm sleepy, do you mind washing me up?

Sure thing, but it might get weird…

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Sure thing, but it might get weird…

Can I pet your corgi?

*Not a euphemism.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can I pet your corgi?*

*Absolutely a euphemism

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Can I pet your corgi?*

*Absolutely a euphemism

Can I spank your monkey?

*May or may not be a euphemism.

 

[Amanda330]

Can I spank your monkey?

*May or may not be a euphemism.

He's a sweet monkey. He doesn't need to be spanked

*Unless he wants to be.

 

[SWR101]

He's a sweet monkey. He doesn't need to be spanked

*Unless he wants to be.

Would you like to pet my corgi?

Also not a euphemism, but she is a brat.

 

[Amanda330]

Would you like to pet my corgi?

Also not a euphemism, but she is a brat.

Wait. I'm a brat?? Wow.

I thought I hid it better than that.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Wait. I'm a brat?? Wow.

I thought I hid it better than that.

How do you feel about room service?

 

[SWR101]

Wait. I'm a brat?? Wow.

I thought I hid it better than that.

Noo, the corgi is though.