What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[hopeful_wife]

Noo, the corgi is though.

Can I borrow the corgi? Sleeping without a coyote for the second night and the husband took all the dogs to his room since I worked so late.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Can I borrow the corgi? Sleeping without a coyote for the second night and the husband took all the dogs to his room since I worked so late.

If he doesn’t let you borrow the corgi, I’ll snuggle you!

 

[EndCreditsPart2]

If he doesn’t let you borrow the corgi, I’ll snuggle you!

Can we hit the snooze alarm?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Can we hit the snooze alarm?

Yes, I drank too much last night… need more sleep!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sleeping In?!?? Now you’re talking!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

“Sleeping in”? Is that a euphemism?

 

[kathyisgr65]

“Sleeping in”? Is that a euphemism?

I have catnip.. wanna get frisky

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

I have catnip.. wanna get frisky

Catnip, weed, 420, shivers, whatever you want to call it, I'm down to get frisky

 

[Taegul]

Oops, this ain't the presidential suite! I'm outta here.

 

[Coyote100]

Oops, this ain't the presidential suite! I'm outta here.

Trump's suite is down the hall.

 

[drobert44]

Catnip, weed, 420, shivers, whatever you want to call it, I'm down to get frisky

This dog loves pussy

 

[37_ttej]

Trump's suite is down the hall.

Coyote Ugly

(sorry, brother, couldn’t resist)

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Damn, your snake is on fire!

 

[CuriousJInLA]

Wow - breakfast in bed

 

[ImpishSeraph]

If you give me that, then I might not get out of bed!

 

[CuriousJInLA]

If you give me that, then I might not get out of bed!

That’s the entire plan

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I don’t remember getting on an airplane let alone being invited to your bed. Oh wait…. that was some dream.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

How much wine did we drink? You did tell me you had good listening ears!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

How much wine did we drink? You did tell me you had good listening ears!

Was it two or three bottles? Please don’t say it was four!

 

[GhostOfFAS]

Was it two or three bottles? Please don’t say it was four!

It was four.

 

[JackKingOff]

Was it two or three bottles? Please don’t say it was four!

I think I have just become the awkward unwanted guest… shall I get breakfast made for everyone?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

It was four.

WAIT... how do you know??? Were you here all along?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

It was four.

Four between three people. @Megan82 that’s not so bad is it?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Four between three people. @Megan82 that’s not so bad is it?

No, could have been much worse! whew!

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

WAIT... how do you know??? Were you here all along?

We all were, you don't remember any of it?