Shymidwestgirl
Oops...straightens halo.
- Joined
- Feb 22, 2016
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What a pleasant surprise.
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Midwest ladies are beautiful in the morningWhat a pleasant surprise.
the question isnt what did you drink..its more like what didnt you drinkUmm hey... can you remind me what all I drank last night? Cause... this is unexpected.
What in the world was I thinking???the question isnt what did you drink..its more like what didnt you drink
hopefully you were thinking i need a fun night out...and had oneWhat in the world was I thinking???
Welcome to the thunderdome!!!!Whoa! I'm in bed with a breast inspector??? And who's that chick doing yoga????
Is this why the tornado warning is blasting?Welcome to the thunderdome!!!!
Wtf? I thought we agreed no sex until we did one of those Ancestry kits to make sure we weren't related?I hope this passion's flame can be sorted with a cream.
If I untie you, do you promise not to scream?Wtf? I thought we agreed no sex until we did one of those Ancestry kits to make sure we weren't related?
Nope. But if you untie me, do you promise to let me do that thing you said you liked last night?If I untie you, do you promise not to scream?
Skip breakfast and just go straight to the sex? Wait, I can’t hear you when your mouth and throat are full, just blink once for yes.Nope. But if you untie me, do you promise to let me do that thing you said you liked last night?
Did you read stories to me to make me fall asleep again?Skip breakfast and just go straight to the sex? Wait, I can’t hear you when your mouth and throat are full, just blink once for yes.
time to go againDid you read stories to me to make me fall asleep again?
Not again!I'm leaving. I got a roadrunner to chase.