What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[stevesthename]

What the hell are you doing in my bed, and where's my wife?

 

[LostHorizon]

Hi Steve

 

[Apisto42]

Hi Steve

How was that horizon?

 

[Tallulah82]

Hi Steve

You got lost again?

 

[Tallulah82]

How was that horizon?

Sneaky bugger.

 

[Apisto42]

Sneaky bugger.

Is it sneaky if you asked for it?

 

[stevesthename]

Sneaky bugger.

Uh... Xena...?

 

[LostHorizon]

Is it sneaky if you asked for it?

Looks like I have the both of you in my bed

Sneaky bugger.

 

[Tallulah82]

Looks like a gangbang to me, tbh.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Looks like I have the both of you in my bed

And I was promised a Milky Way!

Looks like a gangbang to me, tbh.

Did he entice you with candy too?

 

[LostHorizon]

And I was promised a Milky Way!

Did he entice you with candy too?

I have a Milky Way bar…

 

[Seokrocks]

And I was promised a Milky Way!

Did he entice you with candy too?

**wonders if Snickers and Kit Kats will do…

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I have a Milky Way bar…

Pony up…. Where’s the promised candy? Does this make you my sugar Daddy?

 

[kenbrack]

I thought you were shy

 

[LostHorizon]

Pony up…. Where’s the promised candy? Does this make you my sugar Daddy?

You’ll have to find your candy and is that a trick question?

 

[Tessinwales]

Good morning sweetie, no sugar in my coffee thanks.

 

[Northwind75]

Good morning sweetie, no sugar in my coffee thanks.

Would like cream?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Would like cream?

I’m not in Kansas anymore? Boy that twister sure was strong.

 

[Seokrocks]

I’m not in Kansas anymore? Boy that twister sure was strong.

I’ll get you my pretty! And your little dog too!!

Oh yeah… come inside… there’s candy!

 

[hotcpu]

Did I honestly drink that entire bottle of Tequila??

 

[joe432]

Fill me in on last night

 

[LostHorizon]

Hi Joe

 

[barefootgirl69]

Are you lost?

 

[kinkincguy]

Holy crap! Then blush

 

[Taegul]

You're definitely not Scarlett Johansson. I'm outta here!