Whats everyone doing today?

pleasteasme said:
OMG, NOOOO! I'll leave the chains and ropes to others. I'm going for the more feminine, lacy, and seductive stores today.

Would that be Victoria's Secret or Fredericks or Agent Provocateur?
 
Today's to-do list:

1-Go to the libraries. Yes, two of them.

2-Buy a birthday card for my grandmother.

3-Mail said card and return a dvd to netflix

4-Buy a steak and the fixin's for the 4th of July.

5-Return a friend's phone call.

6-Buy more ibuprofin.
 
Finishing my list from yesterday, specifically items 5 & 6.

Thinking about going to Tempe Town Lake for the 4th celebration.
 
Denae said:
Finishing my list from yesterday, specifically items 5 & 6.

Thinking about going to Tempe Town Lake for the 4th celebration.
:eek: you didn't do number 6 yet???? no wonder you need a massage. i hope you don't need more ibuprofen, but if you do, i hope you get some soon!

*virtual back rub to denae*
 
What I did today....

not a damn thing other than surf the Lit boards (I'm a newbie and trying to find my way around!). Missin my BF terribly much (he'll be back this weekend). Watchin TV - either "Dirty Jobs" on Discovery or "Made in America" on Travel channel.....
 
Hey Leah,

welcome to Lit! I see you've properly introduced yourself. Hope you will find your way around here and stay. It's a nice crowd, I can tell ya...
 
M's girl said:
Hey Leah,

welcome to Lit! I see you've properly introduced yourself. Hope you will find your way around here and stay. It's a nice crowd, I can tell ya...
Leah, don't believe a word she says. We're all a bunch of craven misfits here, many of whom are not even welcome in our mothers' homes. Perverts, punsters, pranksters, and pie-bakers all, we are simply not to be trusted even with your best lies.

;)



Welcome to Lit - you'll find that HT Cafe is a friendly and welcoming place (most of the time). :rose:
 
damn

NOTHING! that's what im doing, cause i procrastinated and didnt make plans, and finding a party last minute neva works. And both girls completely blew me off tonight(they friends).

Hooray for sitting on the comp for the 4th.

-Joe
 
Thanks for the welcome.........................

M and Yank! This looks like a great place to invite my BF to when he gets back to the land of high-speed access. We've been looking for something to do/someplace to go online to expand our sexual horizons, and this looks to be just the place!
 
Leah57 said:
We've been looking for something to do/someplace to go online to expand our sexual horizons, and this looks to be just the place!
Just be careful. If you hang around Lit too long, snowballing, anal fisting, and other "deviant" behaviors will become part of your typical dinner conversation. Your friends might not understand this. :D

Welcome to Lit. :)
 
Eilan said:
Just be careful. If you hang around Lit too long, snowballing, anal fisting, and other "deviant" behaviors will become part of your typical dinner conversation. Your friends might not understand this. :D

Welcome to Lit. :)
DISCLAIMER: The following is dialog from trained professionals and should not be attempted at home, whether during Thanksgiving dinner or a mere Sunday dinner with the extended family.

Litster 1: So...Aunt Mabel I just have to tell you that the oyster stuffing spilling out of the back of this turkey is so gorgeous. Why, it reminds me of the other day when I was posting in a thread on anal fisting.

Aunt Mabel: I'm sorry, dear. What kind of misting? You know that my African Violets do so much better when I mist them with soft water that has a hint of lemon juice init.

Litster 2: She's right, Mabel. That turkey looks ripe for some felching.

Mabel: Oh, dear. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Litster 1: That's okay, Aunt Mabel. Meanwhile, could you pass the feching yams?
 
midwestyankee said:
DISCLAIMER: The following is dialog from trained professionals and should not be attempted at home, whether during Thanksgiving dinner or a mere Sunday dinner with the extended family.

Litster 1: So...Aunt Mabel I just have to tell you that the oyster stuffing spilling out of the back of this turkey is so gorgeous. Why, it reminds me of the other day when I was posting in a thread on anal fisting.

Aunt Mabel: I'm sorry, dear. What kind of misting? You know that my African Violets do so much better when I mist them with soft water that has a hint of lemon juice init.

Litster 2: She's right, Mabel. That turkey looks ripe for some felching.

Mabel: Oh, dear. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Litster 1: That's okay, Aunt Mabel. Meanwhile, could you pass the feching yams?

Damn it, Yank, will you let me know when you're going to be funny??? I just spit ice water down the front of my nightgown!
 
bobsgirl said:
Damn it, Yank, will you let me know when you're going to be funny??? I just spit ice water down the front of my nightgown!
Ice water, eh? A little nippy now, is it?
 
pleasteasme said:
How did I guess?! ;)

If he has any of those tv's floating about, I'm in the market for a new one!
stand in line. :D i was here first.
 
pleasteasme said:
I'll help you move furniture tomorrow!
why engage in physical labor... just come stand nearby and be my motivation for finishing quickly (which is something i do well w/o motivation. :eek:)
 
EJFan said:
why engage in physical labor... just come stand nearby and be my motivation for finishing quickly (which is something i do well w/o motivation. :eek:)

I can motivate ~ I am a great cheerleader ;) But, if I were in the vicinity, and you were moving stuff...I would help. I'm not one to stand around and watch. We can discuss your finishing quickly at a later time, when all the furniture is moved :catgrin:
 
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