What's your favorite quote?

[chy_girl]

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

 

[Randolph]

Don't you draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy
She'll beat you if she's able.
You know the Queen of Hearts is always your best bet.
It seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones you can't get...

Henley/Frey

 

[philos]

Nemo dat quod non habiat

No one can give what they don't have

 

[Stella_Omega]

"Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule."

Feh, Stephen King.

 

[Stella_Omega]

"If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."

I don't even know who said this, but she must have been Catholic.

 

[graceanne]

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

LOL!!

 

[chy_girl]

"If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."

I don't even know who said this, but she must have been Catholic.

No kidding...

LOL!!

*leans over and whispers conspiratorially*
It works well when dropped into conversation with door-to-door missionary types at juuuussst the right time.

*fains innocence and quickly becomes engrossed in the ceiling*
I wonder how those shoe prints got there...



My quote pick:

"Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion."
-Colonel Flagg, MASH

 

[Lord_Michael]

Alfred E. Wiggam

"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time."

 

[chy_girl]

“Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying.”


And if the wise man is really, really lucky he won't get sideswiped by a fucking comet or fall into a black hole or something.

 

[redslady]

No kidding...


*leans over and whispers conspiratorially*
It works well when dropped into conversation with door-to-door missionary types at juuuussst the right time.

*fains innocence and quickly becomes engrossed in the ceiling*
I wonder how those shoe prints got there...



My best response to get them to leave is to tell them I'm just waiting for the Mothership to take me home.

As for my quote, from my father: "This too shall pass and something else will come along and bite you in the ass."

 

[chy_girl]

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

 

[graceanne]

And if the wise man is really, really lucky he won't get sideswiped by a fucking comet or fall into a black hole or something.

I think this is my favorite quote for today. ROFL

*leans over and whispers conspiratorially*
It works well when dropped into conversation with door-to-door missionary types at juuuussst the right time.

*fains innocence and quickly becomes engrossed in the ceiling*
I wonder how those shoe prints got there...



My best response to get them to leave is to tell them I'm just waiting for the Mothership to take me home.

As for my quote, from my father: "This too shall pass and something else will come along and bite you in the ass."

I know someone who started answering the door naked. LOL

But, honestly, if you really want them to leave you alone call the church they're coming from (either the Kingdom Hall for JW's or Church of Latter-Day Saints for Mormons) and ask them to take you off their list. Not only will they, but if they find out that their people are bugging you, they'll get in trouble.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

hehe

 

[chy_girl]

I think this is my favorite quote for today. ROFL

LOL - glad to help.

I know someone who started answering the door naked. LOL

But, honestly, if you really want them to leave you alone call the church they're coming from (either the Kingdom Hall for JW's or Church of Latter-Day Saints for Mormons) and ask them to take you off their list. Not only will they, but if they find out that their people are bugging you, they'll get in trouble.

It's much more fun to mess with them so you get the pleasure of watching the brain pain slowly wash over their bright and eager faces. Only after I politely decline, though. If I say no thank you and they keep at it then all bets are off.

hehe

*looks innocent*
Do you think that'd be to subtle?

 

[graceanne]

LOL - glad to help.

It's much more fun to mess with them so you get the pleasure of watching the brain pain slowly wash over their bright and eager faces. Only after I politely decline, though. If I say no thank you and they keep at it then all bets are off.

Honestly, the best JW moment, for me, was one morning I opened the door and this guys said, very jovially, "GOOD MORNING! DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR BIBLE?"

I said. "Yes." and he STUTTERED.

"Oh. Um. Well. Would you like some literature to help?"

"No, thank you."

"Oh. Well. Um. Have a good day, ma'am."

"You, too."

hehe I've never made them stutter before. I've gaped a few times, though. A good majority of my cousins are JW's and sometimes the things they say is in the Bible.

*looks innocent*

 

[Lord_Michael]

Edgar Bergen

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy."

 

[chy_girl]

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

 

[ShyVixen]

At the moment it's this one from a book called Shadowfever by Karen Marie Moning:

"I’m the one who will always watch over you. Always be there to fuck you back to your senses when you need it, the one who will never let you die.”

 

[chy_girl]

"Too much mystery is merely an annoyance. Too much adventure is exhausting. And a little terror goes a long way."
~Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz

 

[Lord_Michael]

Mark Twain

"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not."

 

[gypsy*seer]

Family

"Nobody is above a ball-bust."

Billy Gardell-comedian

 

[chy_girl]

Walk softly and carry a big stick.

 

[gypsy*seer]

Walk softly and carry a big stick.

Yes, Ma'am...Love this, chy!

 

[chy_girl]

Yes, Ma'am...Love this, chy!

It's a very sage piece of advice.

 

[OzoneRed]

everytime I think of summat to say, it seems stupid, so I hit the 'back' button and go away again.

I'm going to put this on the wall above my monitor.

 

[Lord_Michael]

Ambrose Bierce

"A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it. "