What's your favorite quote?

"You're braver than you believe and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think." -Christopher Robin
 
Kurt Vonnegut

"Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative."
 
Groucho Marx

"I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure."
 
my fav quote at the minute is
"Too Hot To Handle Too Cold To Hold"
and
"Love Me For Who I Am Or Leave Me Alone....Wait Wheres Everyone Going?"
xXx
 
"When we were at the planetarium, I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion."

-Woody Allen, Manhattan.
 
Reading Alain de Botton these days - good source of quotable quotes, that man:

"It is striking how much more seriously we are likely to be taken after we have been dead a few centuries." (From: The Consolations of Philosophy)

"Endeavoring to purchase something we think beautiful may in fact be the most unimaginative way of dealing with the longing it excites in us, just as trying to sleep with someone may be the bluntest response to a feeling of love."
(From: The Architecture of Happiness)

(Edit: come to think of it, lemme update my sig.)
 
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And two quotes that suddenly sound a bit different when you got BDSM on your mind :devil:

"You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures." Thomas Pynchon.

"In the end, everything is a gag." Charlie Chaplin
 
My favorite quote

Is from a local doctor
"Sympathy is in the dictionary between shit and syphillis"
Actually said this to a patient!
 
Is from a local doctor
"Sympathy is in the dictionary between shit and syphillis"
Actually said this to a patient!


Ouch, that is cold! :D

Oh and how could I forget this one:

"Hydrogen is a colorless, odorless gas, that, given enough time, turns into people."

One of my favorites, ever.
 
Col. Wilhelm Wexler (Armin Meuller-Stahl)

That is the difference between fiction and life: fiction has to make sense.

"The International"
 
"There is a beast in man that needs to be exercised, not exorcised." -Anton Szandor LaVey. Apropriate, no? :3
 
That is the difference between fiction and life: fiction has to make sense.

"The International"

Oh, nice one! That reminds me of something by John Cage. Now where was that again... (leafs through a book):

"If you develop an ear for sounds that are musical it is like developing an ego. You begin to refuse sounds that are not musical and that way you cut yourself off from a good deal of experience."
 
And another one by Cage, of course.

"My favorite piece of music is the one we hear all the time if we are quiet."
 
"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history." George Bernhard Shaw.

Or is that one here already? (*sigh*... too lazy to check :rolleyes:) If not, it should be.
 
"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history." George Bernhard Shaw.

Good one, Allyourbase. No, I don't think it's here already, and even if it is, it deserves repeating!
 
"There is a beast in man that needs to be exercised, not exorcised." -Anton Szandor LaVey. Apropriate, no?

Very appropriate, xBondageBrat. Agreed!
 
Winston Churchill

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: "If you were my husband I'd give you poison."
Winston Churchill's response: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
 
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