What's your favorite quote?

[chy_girl]

"Moving on is simple, it’s what you leave behind that makes it so difficult."
-Unknown

 

[Lord_Michael]

"Moving on is simple, it’s what you leave behind that makes it so difficult."
-Unknown

Man, ain't that the truth!

 

[chy_girl]

Man, ain't that the truth!

More than I'd like to admit today.


And on a lighter note:

It's not how you pick your nose; it's where you put the boogers.

 

[JamieJ424]

If you never did, you should.
Such things are fun, and fun is good.

-Dr. Seuss

 

[Lord_Michael]

Louis Salinger (Clive Owen)

Sometimes one meets one's destiny on the road one took to avoid it.

("The International")

 

[Skaoi]

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s Relativity.
- Albert Einstein

Ponder this question, “Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?”
Grosse Point Blank

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
George Carlin

 

[Cattypuss]

The laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

They're not laughing now.

(Bob Monkhouse)

 

[Lord_Michael]

Verbal Kint/Kaiser Soze (Kevin Spacey)

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

("The Usual Suspects")

 

[Cattypuss]

You English say we Germans have no sense of humour. I don't find that funny.

(Henning Wehn)

 

[chy_girl]

“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.”
-Douglas Adams

 

[Lord_Michael]

John Fogerty

Sometimes I think
Life is just a rodeo:
The trick is to ride
And make it to the bell.

- Rock and Roll Girl

 

[steelrfn]

" I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Roddy Piper

 

[chy_girl]

Even the strongest of metal will shatter under the right kind of force.

-me

 

[Lord_Michael]

Mark Twain

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approve of it.

 

[Hungwell2083]

Is from a local doctor
"Sympathy is in the dictionary between shit and syphillis"
Actually said this to a patient!

That's actually from the movie Major Pain

 

[Lord_Michael]

Elmer Kelton

There's damned few innocent people down there. They might start that way, but they get over it.

"Jericho's Road"

 

[gypsy*seer]

"Some people think I say inappropriate things. I prefer to think of it as radical honesty."
~Unknown~

 

[Lord_Michael]

"Some people think I say inappropriate things. I prefer to think of it as radical honesty."
~Unknown~

LOL! Radical honesty indeed!

 

[Lord_Michael]

Mark Twain

"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old."

 

[Hungwell2083]

"Everyman thinks he can wear a Magnum XL condom, but it takes a real man to break one!"

 

[Lord_Michael]

unknown

"If you can't control with a whisper, do you truly have control?"

 

[o2bebd]

Women are like bags of tea. you have no idea how strong they are until you see them in hot water. -Eleanor Roosevelt

 

[Cattypuss]

trust yourself, and you will know how to live.

(from Faust, by Goethe)

 

[Lord_Michael]

Harry S. Truman

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

 

[Lord_Michael]

Yogi Berra

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, no one's going to stop them."