What's your favorite quote?

[Skaoi]

The moon is always jealous of the heat of the day, just as the sun always longs for something dark and deep.

Alice Hoffman

 

[JamieJ424]

There's no such thing as not being afraid

-Robert DeNiro

 

[Lord_Michael]

unknown

The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.

 

[Lord_Michael]

Crash Davis (Kevin Costner)

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

"Bull Durham"

 

[Skaoi]

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

"Bull Durham"

This is exactly why I have "searching for Crash Davis" listed on my profile. Thank you for putting this and ending my day with a smile.

 

[Lord_Michael]

This is exactly why I have "searching for Crash Davis" listed on my profile. Thank you for putting this and ending my day with a smile.

My pleasure. But I have to admit that I've never been sure that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone!

 

[Lord_Michael]

Robert Bloch

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

 

[minx1]

'Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.'

Mark Twain.

 

[Lord_Michael]

Elwood Blues (Dan Ackroyd)

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"

(The Blues Brothers)

 

[Lord_Michael]

Paul Fix

"The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

"Some of life's best lessons are learned at the worst times."

 

[Lord_Michael]

unknown

"God must certainly have a sense of humor. Who else would put a recreation area so close to a waste treatment facility?"

 

[IrishRua]

"If you should live innocently, seek solitude."

 

[Lord_Michael]

unknown

History is based on a true story.

 

[philliprhino]

that witch dose not kill me makes me stronger

 

[mmarfox]

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet.
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world.
So there was only one thing that I could do
was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

"Jesus Built my Hotrod" - Ministry

 

[mmarfox]

Here's a serious one; one that I live my life by

"Chalepa ta Kala" a Greek motto which translated means "That which is worth while is difficult to achieve."

 

[minx1]

'Our lives shall not be sweated from birth until life closes;
Hearts starve as well as bodies; give us bread, but give us roses'.

 

[Kiwibeavergrowler]

"Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means."

 

[Lord_Michael]

Theodore Roosevelt

"When they call the roll in the Senate, the senators do not know whether to answer present or not guilty."

 

[chy_girl]

For our tax paying friends in the United States:

“I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe



And yes, technically it is two days early this year...

 

[graceanne]

An apple a day will keep ANYONE away ... if you throw it hard enough.

 

[Lord_Michael]

Mark Twain

"Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement."

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Faith is taking the first step, even when you don't see the whole staircase.

~ Martin Luther King Jr.

 

[midwestyankee]

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
Albert Einstein