What's your favorite quote?

[Curious_in_Cali]

Stereotypes are a real time saver. ~ Unknown.

 

[JamieJ424]

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

-Woody Allen

 

[Lord_Michael]

unknown

History is based on a true story.

 

[windwater]

"Money may not be the key to happiness, but if you have enough of it, you can get the key made."

 

[Lord_Michael]

Frank Sinatra

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

 

[Fierywhore]

He who angers me, Conquers Me.....

 

[RandallKinds]

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ~ Groucho Marx

 

[Lord_Michael]

Mark Twain

"Man is a Religious Animal.

"He is the only Religious Animal.

"He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.

"He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight.

"He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven."

 

[Felix_Jones]

I like my women the way I like whiskey, 18 years old and mixed up in coke.

 

[Lord_Michael]

Horace Greeley

"Go west, young man, and grow up with the country."

New York Tribune, 1865

 

[CaresseDArcy]

There are accents in the eye which are not on the tongue, and more tales come from pale lips than can enter an ear. It is both the grandeur and the pain of the remoter moods that they avoid the pathway of sound.

-Thomas Hardy

 

[Lord_Michael]

Oscar Wilde

"When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is."

 

[Lord_Michael]

Groucho Marx

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

 

[Lord_Steve]

"Life is what happens to your while you're making other plans"
-Mick Jagger

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Take time to enjoy the little things - one day you may realise they were the big things.

 

[PaRebel44]

are you still ....Master of Your Domain ? - Jerry Seinfeld
Don't look over your shoulder , they might be gaining - Satchel Paige

The voices don't like YOU very much - me

 

[Lord_Michael]

Born Under a Bad Sign

"If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all."

 

[Lord_Michael]

John F. Kennedy

"The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie—deliberate, contrived and dishonest—but the myth—persistent, persuasive and unrealistic."

 

[Lord_Michael]

John F. Kennedy

"The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie—deliberate, contrived and dishonest—but the myth—persistent, persuasive and unrealistic."

 

[Lord_Michael]

George Bernard Shaw

"There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it."

 

[ArchLady03]

We're all freaks depending on the background. -Stew

 

[rekane]

"One must from time to time attempt things that are beyond one's capacity." ~ Pierre-Auguste Renoir

 

[Lilac_Sky]

"I get the romance, I need a plan" - The Good Wife

 

[Lord_Michael]

Yogi Berra

"Texas has a lot of electrical votes."

 

[sinnocence]

"Do not think that love, in order to be genuine, has to be extraordinary. What we need is to love without getting tired. Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies." Mother Teresa