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What's your favorite quote?

"Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Came to shit
But only farted"
- written on a Costco bathroom stall wall that I read like 15+ years ago
 
“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.” ~ Shel Silverstein
 
"innocence is something we all loose along the way,
it all depends on who we choose to lead this path astray"
~Say When (a local band near me)
 
Oscar Wilde

"America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. "
 
"You never feel better than when you start feeling good, after you've been feeling bad."
~ William Least Heat Moon
 
Daddy2mylilgirl said:
Guess the guy had no reason to stay any longer to finish it. :p
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OR OR...

"He who writes on bathroom walls,
rolls his shit in little balls...
He who reads these words of wit,
eats those little balls of shit."



I know way too many disgusting bathroom poems.
 
sinnocence said:
OR OR...

"He who writes on bathroom walls,
rolls his shit in little balls...
He who reads these words of wit,
eats those little balls of shit."



I know way too many disgusting bathroom poems.
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That's what you get for spending so much time in the men's bathroom. :D
 
Will Rogers

"There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves."
 
Sign at men's urinal: "Out front, in the restaurant, we aim to please. We hope you will do the same."
 
"If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves."

~ Thomas A. Edison
 
If a man does not keep pace with his companions,perhaps it's becauses he steps to the beat of a different drummer.Let him march to the music that he hears no matter how different or measured it may be, We have a lot of different drummers here. Henry David Thoreau
 
Speaking of Thoreau...

...this is something with which he would have heartily agreed:

"We must never confuse dissent with disloyalty."

--Edward R. Murrow
 
A gentleman is not someone who has good manners, but the same manners with everyone.
-Mordechai Richler
 
Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred principles of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny over the unfortunate.
-Bertrand Russel
 
“It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them."

"Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.”

- Alex Karras
 
"Hold her tight, if you have her; hold her tight, I thought, that's my advice to all the living. Breathe her in, put your nose in her hair, breathe her in deeply. Say her name. It will always be her name. Not even death can steal it. Same alive as dead, always." ~ Francisco Goldman
 
pretend I quoted all of catullus in this thread.

he's roughly a fucking millennium old and still one of the best poets that's ever lived, the motherfucker.
 
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