Where do you masterbate?

[julian61model]

I have to say I masturbate while at my computer sometimes - well depending on who I'm chatting with!

Otherwise its in the bathroom usually.

But I have done it while driving, yes it can be construed as dangerous but I still had one hand on the wheel lol!

 

[emsg_email]

right now in the office

you think!

yes i am. tand thinking of lisa... and not her feet

 

[ca||um]

Usually on my bed, I used to do it mostly standing up in the shower but my beds much more comfortable, yet 'messier' with the clean up. I masturbate something like 5 times a week.

 

[bush59]

Where and how

I usually have a quicky before bathing.....the laundry is kept in the bathroom and my step daughters clothing does it for me....not the knickers or flimsy bras no way........its the musky aroma from her tee shirt armpits that get me off and super fast.The arm pit arranged about my face like a hat or helmet,and the warmth of my breath enliven the odour of her to a level that makes it seem like she is there.

 

[handlebars69]

I have to say I masturbate while at my computer sometimes - well depending on who I'm chatting with!

Otherwise its in the bathroom usually.

But I have done it while driving, yes it can be construed as dangerous but I still had one hand on the wheel lol!

Usually in bed or while I'm on the computer, but sometimes in my kitchen or living room.

 

[caution_ccw]

Thank you lisa, awesome pics of your feet... One will never know if I was or wasnt...lol.. is it bad if I was? lol... thanks again Lisa...

 

[AV guy II]

I have done it in the shower, bathroom and in bed. The best place was at a nude dance place. I would go and find a booth. Once inside, I would feed tokens into the slot and a screen would rise. Behind it was a room with 3-5 nude women inside. One would come over and dance for me. It was so hot,, I needed to get off. None of the girls minded. Once, one was flexing her pussy open and closed for me as I jerked. I even saw a small drop of cum ooze out of her pussy. I just lost it and launched a huge load. I really need to go back there!!!

 

[Exciteher]

What a hot thread! Bed, bath, all the rooms in the house actually...and the in yard on a nice sunny day... in the yard at sunset!

Rubbing the head of my penis through my pants right now reading this thread!! Public bathrooms...fitting rooms...either working myself up a bit for that babe that just winked at me...or working it off because that babe just winked at me! lol! Bouncing around in turbulence in the john on an airplane was interesting. One of the wilder times was in the bathroom at the doctors office.

I had been camping, got bitten by a tick behind my balls, (yeah, we were running around nude..so what?) ... tried to get it out, but must not have got it all. Started to hurt like hell in a couple of days...went to the doctor. So he says he has to do a little surgery. Takes me back and I get bare assed and he puts me in sturrups. (Now I know how you girls feel!). THEN..his very sexy nurse comes in and has to hold my balls and my cock out of the way, he pokes a needle in me down there numb me up under my balls, and I am in a state of anxiety and a bit embarressed. Doctor leaves for a few minuites while the anesthetic takes effect.

The nurse and I make small talk..."How did you do that?" etc, and I am becoming more relaxed but becoming very aware of her soft warm hands holding my manhood.. and trying NOT to get a hard on, I start trying to thinking of "other things"...

Her breasts were at eye level, and that made thinking of "other things" even harder, so I closed my eyes...now I became very aware of her holding me, and her soothing voice srarted to get to me,.. eyes cosed was not helping... thank god the doctor came in and started to do the cutting.

I opened my eyes and looked up, made eye contact with the nurse, and she had this big shit eating grin on her face... had to look away, but as she had to move my balls and cock this way and that way as the doctor worked, I could feel myself starting to grow.. OMG...I looked up again and she was smiling right into me, with an unspoken recognition that she knew I was trying to be "good"...gads!

I sort of kept it together, was able to keep from getting really hard, and finally it was all over, she dressed the wound (gently...what torture) and helped me into my pants. Now that my cock was safely put away, I got hard as a rock.lol! I asked if it was OK to go to the bathroom, she said "Yes, but be carefull." I waddled into the bathroom, whipped out my now "hard as steel" tool and jerked a few times and came so hard I almost passed out.

I came out, much releaved, but the nurse was right there with her big smile, still obviously amused..and a bit more. "You OK?" She asked, and I said "Yeah!"

"Was that as good for you as it was for me?"she quipped, impetiously smiling right into my eyes! We both cracked up!!! I still wonder how red I turned!

About a week later I ran into her at the bank..start of a beautiful thing.......yum. She moved away soon after that..I still think of her. Sigh!

 

[naughtygirl69s]

What a hot thread! Bed, bath, all the rooms in the house actually...and the in yard on a nice sunny day... in the yard at sunset!

Rubbing the head of my penis through my pants right now reading this thread!! Public bathrooms...fitting rooms...either working myself up a bit for that babe that just winked at me...or working it off because that babe just winked at me! lol! Bouncing around in turbulence in the john on an airplane was interesting. One of the wilder times was in the bathroom at the doctors office.

I had been camping, got bitten by a tick behind my balls, (yeah, we were running around nude..so what?) ... tried to get it out, but must not have got it all. Started to hurt like hell in a couple of days...went to the doctor. So he says he has to do a little surgery. Takes me back and I get bare assed and he puts me in sturrups. (Now I know how you girls feel!). THEN..his very sexy nurse comes in and has to hold my balls and my cock out of the way, he pokes a needle in me down there numb me up under my balls, and I am in a state of anxiety and a bit embarressed. Doctor leaves for a few minuites while the anesthetic takes effect.

The nurse and I make small talk..."How did you do that?" etc, and I am becoming more relaxed but becoming very aware of her soft warm hands holding my manhood.. and trying NOT to get a hard on, I start trying to thinking of "other things"...

Her breasts were at eye level, and that made thinking of "other things" even harder, so I closed my eyes...now I became very aware of her holding me, and her soothing voice srarted to get to me,.. eyes cosed was not helping... thank god the doctor came in and started to do the cutting.

I opened my eyes and looked up, made eye contact with the nurse, and she had this big shit eating grin on her face... had to look away, but as she had to move my balls and cock this way and that way as the doctor worked, I could feel myself starting to grow.. OMG...I looked up again and she was smiling right into me, with an unspoken recognition that she knew I was trying to be "good"...gads!

I sort of kept it together, was able to keep from getting really hard, and finally it was all over, she dressed the wound (gently...what torture) and helped me into my pants. Now that my cock was safely put away, I got hard as a rock.lol! I asked if it was OK to go to the bathroom, she said "Yes, but be carefull." I waddled into the bathroom, whipped out my now "hard as steel" tool and jerked a few times and came so hard I almost passed out.

I came out, much releaved, but the nurse was right there with her big smile, still obviously amused..and a bit more. "You OK?" She asked, and I said "Yeah!"

"Was that as good for you as it was for me?"she quipped, impetiously smiling right into my eyes! We both cracked up!!! I still wonder how red I turned!

About a week later I ran into her at the bank..start of a beautiful thing.......yum. She moved away soon after that..I still think of her. Sigh!

OMG what a histerical story!!!! I can't believe she was so bold like that, she must have thought you were cute

 

[Exciteher]

OMG what a histerical story!!!! I can't believe she was so bold like that, she must have thought you were cute

LOL! Well, maybe.... she was cute for sure! A total knockout, as sweet as she was sexy, an imp, and one of those people you can tell is open and a free spirit. The whole situation was so unusual and so, so funny, there was so much "unspoken" between us as it happened, but I think my cock and her touch and smile ended up going all the talking! I think as it happened we were both just trying to keep it together, and both trying not to laugh or be turned on, and both getting silly and turned on because we were trying so hard not to. Even after I had jacked off, I was still dizzy, lusting and shaking from it all, fuck I wanted her... but her quip was a perfect "ending" and way to acknowledge what had just happened between us. So, coming from her, it seemed more natural than bold at the time.. Besides, sharing that sort of a "out of the blue" wierd situation with someone makes an instant bond. Also, laughter and lust go so well together!

 

[miss_kate]

Oh the list would be horrendously long... but I will squeeze in a few of my favourite places.....


- driving, goodness me what glee
- in bed while my partner is sleeping
- at school (when i was in high school)
- while i sit at my computer
- while my partner watches
- DP with my dildo (just learning that one)

 

[bvoltaire]

i too think the list would be excessive

a few highlights:

bathroom in a shopping mall, shopping with the wife; but J (who is not my wife, btw) kept sending me naughty text messages...

in the mens room at work, working a saturday and receiving hot emails from J

in the target parking lot, while wife was inside...

 

[greenffingers]

lol... actually that is one of the reasons i am really glad to be a woman, i can think of whatever i want wherever i want, and as long as i keep control of where my hands are, no one can tell...

You tease - that is so true - I'm pretty much always up for it (maybe I should re-phrase that!) but it's not quite so convenient for a guy.

 

[JRaven]

in this chair
in front of this computer
on this Lit website
at this minute.

Otherwise, it's usually in bed with my toys. Or if I wake in the middle of the night, I'll snuggle next to hubby and use my fingers. Helps me get back to sleep.

Jenny

 

[R_Hughes1905]

Good Lord Exciteher, Ouch. I recently moved to a area with a.. LOT of ticks, Damn things seem like they can get just about anywhere.. Even with clothes on lol. But Its been leaving me wondering how bad it'd be if one got down around the Privates lol, *shuddes* Thanks for really making me nervous lol.


Mhmm, And for the record? Mostly in bed or at the Computer, While on this site most of the time. But I also do it sometimes in the bathroom, Even tried it in the shower, not with much success usually..

I've also masturbated a few times outside at night.. That's always fun.

Also done it in some more, risky and odd places though, But save that for another time..

 

[Macdaddy23]

depends

 

[taxi64]

In front of my computer most of the time, sometimes in the shower, and the most unusual place would have to be during class my senior year of high school.

 

[5MAN]

Many weird places and just now to Lia Monde story,QUALITY even into my mates gorgeous big sisters used panties,HEAVEN

 

[bvoltaire]

bumping and grinding

 

[GRIFFBABY]

Masterbation

The normals are of course bedrooms, bathrooms, and showers. But I have also masturbated in a church's bathroom, on an airplane and even in a classroom during class.

 

[silverwhisper]

OK, that last one really calls for a story, i think. can i get an amen? :>

ed

 

[Guest]

The post about how often you masterbate got me wondering, where do you masterbate?

I can imagine most of places people masterbate normally. Bedroom, bathroom, shower ect.. But has the desire hit you so hard you couldnt wait? What is the most unsual place you have done it?

The most unusual place:

I was at a restaurant and got horny. I couldn't take it and went to the bathroom and got myself off. Once I got in there and locked the door, well, let's just say it wasn't that easy, but I managed.

 

[JustSkye]

in my bed

standing up behind my desk

in my pc chair

the floor

the couch

bath tub

shower

car

to name a few

 

[hurricane64]

on the floor in the den

the shower

the bed

 

[corkscrewer]

in a car in a parking lot