Where do you masterbate?

[greenffingers]

in my bed

standing up behind my desk

in my pc chair

the floor

the couch

bath tub

shower

car

to name a few

Always good to have variety

 

[voir]

Back in the day I used to like to beat off in public restrooms - the thrill of getting caught...

In the same vein, I used to masturbate in my dorm room when my roommate was asleep.

Nowadays, it's either in the shower or in front of my wife (her request)

 

[wetcatt]

just today in the last two hours

in the basement bathroom of a school

in the shower

But usually I'm in my bed, but I've been able to do it in a bed right next to someone dead asleep. I need to work on the impulse control.

 

[rcuhljr]

I think the shorter list is where haven't I...

 

[spyro1123]

everywhere i can without getting arrested...i know im a whimp, to let a minor concern like arrest stand in the way of getting off....

 

[Little Bird]

Usually in bed or while I'm on the computer...

A notebook has the benefit you can combine both...

 

[Thermister]

In order of frequency
1. Bedroom
2. Den
3. shower
4. Livingroom couch
5. At work when working late a few times.

 

[cndallas]

I have masturbated in a number of unusual places.

I have also masturbated in my car on many ocassions. I LUV to flash truckers on the highway and let them know I am pleasuring myself.

I have seen women doing this on the road a couple of times and I have to tell you that is one hot sight to see.

Would to see you doing that!

 

[Leeleigh]

In my bed,

in the shower(god bless shower massages)

or while sitting at my computer talking to my friends
especially fun if you have a webcam and headset..

 

[bvoltaire]

see the attached story

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=12718528&postcount=2

 

[ozbloke1980]

Bedroom usually.

At least twice a day

 

[cajunman69]

Love Masterbatin in many places

My best place to masterbate was in the shower...I would take the shower head off so that I had a solid line of water beating on the head of my cock...I cummm so hard

Another of my favorite places is outside under the stars while my girlfriend is doing the same...our neighbors might see us but we didn't care.

Cajunman

 

[ozbloke1980]

Also people. When you masterbated for the first time did you think you were the first person on the face of the planet to do so? I sure as hell did.

 

[venuslvr69]

The post about how often you masterbate got me wondering, where do you masterbate?

I can imagine most of places people masterbate normally. Bedroom, bathroom, shower ect.. But has the desire hit you so hard you couldnt wait? What is the most unsual place you have done it?

In the college library (I went into the ladies room).

 

[5MAN]

An intresting wank

I'm having a new bathroom fitted and had to go to my mother in laws to have a bath.My sis in law is 20 and i have already fucked her.I was told she was asleep in her room that is right next to the bathroom.My wife and mother in law were downstairs talking.

I could hear movement on her bed and decided to put on a bit of a show for her.
I started to wank off so she could hear the soap around my dick squelching the water splashing and my heavy breathing it was really turning me on.In between strokes i could hear her bed moving and her panting so i continued imagining her playing with her pussy wanting me to fuck her again.

I shot my load into the bath, got out and dressed.I them stood at her door and listened to her finish herself off.(i'm sure she knew i was there)
I went downstairs and sat down.5 minutes later she came down with a short night dress on,one of those with the cartoon characters on, her black panties visable through the material.She sat down across from me, legs slightly apart but not to wide anyone would notice.I could see her black panties and imagined the stickiness and damp patch on the gusset.

She looked at me and smiled "oh i didn't know you were here.You just CAME in" she said with one wicked glint in her eye.There and then i knew i would have to try and fuck her again.

 

[TMan_Dallas]

Pervish or Hot?

I have jerked off many times on the hour commute home. I sometimes do it openly when I know women drivers are passing by. I feel pervish doing it, but I can only dream of some woman liking it. What's the consensus...would you women enjoy it or find it pervish?

 

[SlickTony]

Depends. It's my impression that most women are conditioned early on to be put off and even frightened, but I think of it as a mystery, not in the whodunit sense but in the other, slightly obsolete sense.

the secret or specialized practices or ritual peculiar to an occupation or a body of people

 

[phantom of delight]

Also people. When you masterbated for the first time did you think you were the first person on the face of the planet to do so? I sure as hell did.

Yes, I did. Well, yes and no.

The first time I masturbated was caused (or prompted, more accurately) by reading the "sealed section" of Cosmo (Which had some erotic fiction in it, that month). One of the stories was about a girl getting herself off, so I logically realised I couldn't have been the first person to do so.

But I still felt really naughty about it, and felt a bit too young. (I was twelve at the time.)

Although I never got caught (And still haven't. Well, only by my SO, and that's 'cause I want to be), my mother did mention something about masturbating and how it was bad and unnatural a short while after, so I guess she knew.

Didn't stop me, though

 

[Aussie JP]

Ive got one for you all...

I was overseas with the Aussie army in East Timor doing the Peacekeeping job and well your there for 6months - no chicks!! So its porn and imagination and any oppotunity you get. ANd I mean any...

While on the border doing security work, we were to maintain a post 24/7 two men at all time. At night when one of the boys would go wake the next guy for sentry, a few of us took that 5 minutes to get off (not together - working different shifts!). It was usually pretty boring so I guess it broke the tedium....So there I was masturbating in a bunker in a foreign country but at the same time doing my bit for world peace - whod of thought I could do that and wank at the same time!?

 

[SlyKitten]

I have jerked off many times on the hour commute home. I sometimes do it openly when I know women drivers are passing by. I feel pervish doing it, but I can only dream of some woman liking it. What's the consensus...would you women enjoy it or find it pervish?

I would enjoy it because I'm a voyeur, and even though I'd probably tell you to 'get a room', I'd probably fantasize about it later on. I don't think it is a good thing to expose yourself to unwilling participants though, so I guess I consider it pervish.

 

[Aussie JP]

Have to say this too...

when i was in egypt I met a girl form thailand and although not normally my sort of girl, she had an amazing body. by the time we retired to our hotel - we were just trying to save a buck a share a 3 bed room ($7 Aus a night for the room with breakfast!!) I was horny as a toad. There was also funnily enough porn on the Tv so I was getting worse. She rolled over to go to sleep and I tried the sly one...after 5 minutes she asked if i wanted a hand. Im human and I said yes. I look back and shake my head but geez I had fun at the same time

 

[cndallas]

In my bed...yes boring...but I haven't for a month...I am dying!

Someone get that girl a Doctor.

 

[lauracmk]

- At work I'd masturbate and eat cum in the toilet without fail everyday.
- I'd finger myself while driving as well, pulling down my panties to my knees and pulling my skirt up to expose my lower body while driving makes me feel especially wicked
- Sometimes I'd get an urge while shopping in one of the local malls and I'd find the most quiet staircase exit where I'd masturbate fervently with panties off to get myself to cum as soon as i can before someone opens the door above
- At home I just do it anywhere I want, but I usually prefer to watch myself in the full body mirror =)

 

[SlyKitten]

- At work I'd masturbate and eat cum in the toilet without fail everyday.
- I'd finger myself while driving as well, pulling down my panties to my knees and pulling my skirt up to expose my lower body while driving makes me feel especially wicked
- Sometimes I'd get an urge while shopping in one of the local malls and I'd find the most quiet staircase exit where I'd masturbate fervently with panties off to get myself to cum as soon as i can before someone opens the door above
- At home I just do it anywhere I want, but I usually prefer to watch myself in the full body mirror =)

You talk about pulling down your panties a lot... why don't you just do as I do and leave them at home?

 

[lauracmk]

I have tried that hun, but I found that the feeling of having my panties pulled down in public makes me feel sluttier and more erotic.. it's a psychological thing I guess