Where do you masturbate other than bedroom?

ugh...

In the bathroom at work. Seriously. I am bored about five times a day and take mini breaks.
 
I used to love doing it in the car while my man was driving us home from a day out.
Maybe I just have a thing about doing it in the car cos I've just remembered another time in the car when I was still in my teens, it was about a week after me and my older brother had camped out in our back garden and he'd done the "show me yours and I'll show you mine thing" and then he'd let me watch while he wanked himself off. So, it's a week later and our Dad's driving us back to Mum's from his house and I'm in the back of the car with my brother and then I laid down across the back seat with my legs across his pretending like I'm tired and gonna sleep and I pull my coat over me like a blanket but, underneath my 'blanket' I'm wriggling around as I strip off all my clothes and I can tell, even with my eyes shut, that he's wondering what I'm doing as I start to stroke and squeeze my nipples and I let out a quiet little moan of pleasure and I carry on working on my nipples a bit longer and accidentally let my coat slip for a moment so he just catches a quick glimpse at what I'm up to. He sucks in a deep gasp of breath and shuffles in his seat before sitting up straighter and turning his head hoping to get a better view, even though I'm covered up again, teasing him with my, now wide open eyes and my naughtiest smile. I slowly lick my lips and slide my hand down to my waiting pussy and I know he must be able to hear the that lovely sort of squelchy sound as I push two fingers inside my wet hole and start to finger fuck it for him, he groans and takes another gulp of air as I feel him slide forward slightly on the seat and now I can feel his hard cock pressing through his jeans against the back of my leg and his hand rests on the front of my leg, stroking slightly, but pushing my leg down as well, pressing it against his cock and all the time my fingers are sliding in and out of my juicy wet pussy, while I use my other hand to stroke and squeeze my nipples and every so often I lift the coat up a little for him to have a good look at me playing with my lovely wet pussy and I can tell from how hard his cock feels against my leg that he's really enjoying my sexy show and I keep wondering as well whether my Daddy knows what his little girl's doing for her big brother just a few feet behind him and whether it's making him hard if he does know and everytime I lift my coat for my brother, I wonder if my Daddy can see, sometimes I think about moving it right away to make sure that he can cos I'm feeling so naughty, but I don't, so I'll never know if my Dad saw me fingering my pussy, but I know my brother loved watching, which really got me horny, it was hard not to make too much noise when I came, it was such an intense orgasm, I'd only ever cum by myself before that, it was so hot having someone watching, not really sure if it was extra hot cos of it being my brother. I licked my fingers after for him to see, I'd never done that before, but I figured he'd like it, which he most definitely did and as it turned out, so did I, ever since then, I,ve always licked and sucked my fingers clean after I've finished playing. I spent so long playing with myself on that journey that I only just realised where we were in time to very quickly struggle back into my clothes, underneath my coat, just as we pulled up outside of the house, wow... did I feel flustered and incredibly naughty and I remember that my brother practically ran to the loo as soon as we got in the house, poor thing, he must have been desperate to bang one out. Never did anything with or for my brother again and never got to see his cock again and never did find out if my Daddy knew what happened in the back of his car that evening, but I like to think back to it sometimes and have a little play, it gets me very horny, hope you liked hearing about it, anyone that's here... cos I've loved sharing it, for the first time in my life.

Epic post.

Strangest place I masturbated is outside I guess, although I I'm not alone in that I know now from reading this thread. I walked home one night from a friends house and needed to take a piss. Kinda went from there, the thought of getting caught can be pretty exciting.
 
It was a beautifuiful summer day a while ago and I decided to lay on my chaise lounge in the backyard. Was wearing a short sundress and no underwear. Had my iphone and was reading stories and got turned on and ended up masturbating in full sight of anyone who would have looked in my backyard.

You nailed me at Sundress. Nice image. Office, after hours. Something about getting away with it attracts me.
 
I like going in my back yard. It's pretty secluded by way of trees and bushes. I just like the feeling of being outside.

Sometimes I'll get really daring at night and strip naked to go out there and just enjoy myself under the stars.

I don't do it often, but when I do it makes the explosion amazing!
 
The shower ALOT, my living room, kitchen, on my sofa, on the back deck. Heck, I think every room in my apartment has seen me masturbating.
 
Heck, I think every room in my apartment has seen me masturbating.

Oh well yeah...I mean when you move into a place that's one of the first things you have to do to make sure the place is properly broken in.

It does sound like you can't get enough of toughing yourself though. Not that that's a bad hobby!
 
Oh well yeah...I mean when you move into a place that's one of the first things you have to do to make sure the place is properly broken in.

It does sound like you can't get enough of toughing yourself though. Not that that's a bad hobby!


Oh it's been broken in for some time now. It boils down to getting in a comfortable position at the moment and going with the flow. Pun intended. ;)
 
Oh it's been broken in for some time now. It boils down to getting in a comfortable position at the moment and going with the flow. Pun intended. ;)

Believe me I understand. There are times when I come home from work and take the work pants off...and don't bother putting the afterwork pants on because I know they'll just be in the way within minutes.
 
Believe me I understand. There are times when I come home from work and take the work pants off...and don't bother putting the afterwork pants on because I know they'll just be in the way within minutes.

Haha! That's the spirit. Kind of a funny thought when ya think about it. "Oh damn I need to get home, I need to get home!" *Pulls up into the driveway. Exiting the car, sprinting toward the front door while clicking the lock button on your keys multiple times to secure your car. Fiddling with the keys for a few seconds before getting the right one and unlocking the door. Quickly swinging it up and jumping inside. Slamming the door shut, locking it once more, tearing off your footwear, pants, and underwear. Leaving on whatever you have up top and getting down to business.* "Ah, god that's it!"
 
Leaving on whatever you have up top and getting down to business.* "Ah, god that's it!"

I was with you up until that point. I always feel like a dork if I'm wearing a shirt and no pants. It's all or nothing for me! (With a preference for nothing)

However, that's different from woman. Top only is a GREAT look
 
I was with you up until that point. I always feel like a dork if I'm wearing a shirt and no pants. It's all or nothing for me! (With a preference for nothing)

However, that's different from woman. Top only is a GREAT look

Priorities first..Priorities first. The shirt can come off after the deed is done.
 
Hm..Maybe you have a point there.. I can see how things would get messy quickly. Afterward you would be needing to clean a shirt as well as yourself.

See? It's just more efficient to get down to nothing first.

Having to clean a shirt afterwards could seriously length my 'reset time' before round two.

And boo to that!
 
I am usually the first one in the office and am responsible for setting my boss's schedule, so I know when she will be in.

One morning I arrived very early to print out some forms she needed for a case. There was a note stating she would not be in until after lunch.

I was dressed in a skirt and blouse as usual. I sat down in her chair and started toying with myself for some unknown reason. Closed my eyes and enjoyed a clow gentle session of masturbation.
 
I am usually the first one in the office and am responsible for setting my boss's schedule, so I know when she will be in.

One morning I arrived very early to print out some forms she needed for a case. There was a note stating she would not be in until after lunch.

I was dressed in a skirt and blouse as usual. I sat down in her chair and started toying with myself for some unknown reason. Closed my eyes and enjoyed a clow gentle session of masturbation.

It was being in the boss's chair that did it, wasn't it?

I'll bet it's fun to go in there now and have a serious discussion with her when she's sitting in that chair.
 
lol the smell of the leather chair did it for me.

So far I have been able to keep a straight face when I am in her office with her.
 
I masturbate usually in my bedroom, while looking through, ahem, stimulus material on my computer. Of course, there were some pretty strange places; like in the bushes behind a public building (I really was that horny.), and also in a bus (under my jacket).
 
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