Where do you masturbate other than bedroom?

Usually I start in my (bed)room and finish off in the toilet. That's where I do it the most, sometimes at other toilets (did it once at highschool and left a remark of it on the door :p In Dutch something can be called 'ruk', which is a word meaning something is crap, but also means different kinds of pulling :D so school was 'ruk' ;) ).
 
I do it in the bed, shower, at the computer cam, in the barn, riding a horse, and sometimes in the barn I jerk off with my dog licking my cock and slurping up my cum.

I also masterbate between my wife;'s tits and shoot my cum up into her face... she likes it better some times than a fuck.


I whack the woody with a friend still...usually in the barn.....
 
i'm quite boring when it comes to the variety of places. it's usually the bedroom, but if i do change, it's wherever i can at the time, whether this be the bathroom, toilet cubicle, kitchen.. anywhere i can be on my own when i need it.
 
I've done it on the sofa in front of the tv, the shower, the car, at my computer desk (on camera haha). I can't think of any where else I've done it.
 
LOTS of Places...

I've done it in LOTs of places. In just about every car I've ever owned. In girlfriend's rooms with and without them watching. In every room of every house I've lived in. In the bathtub, shower, on the toilet. In the sink, in the kitchen. On cam. In my home office. In parks, parking lots, outdoors literally dozens of places. My favorite is any place with a woman watching.
 
car.
workplace.
college class room.
kitchen.
living room.
school.
bathroom.
beach.
park.
church.
airplane.

I think thats it so far.

I'm dissapointed someone mentioned this one before me :(
But I have to ask - in your seat or in the toilet? :devil:
I was on a long haul flight recently and had a bank of 3 seats to myself. They were just by the galley so no one was sat in veiw of my seat, so I covered myself with the complimentary blanket, undid my jeans and jerked off in my boxers. It was surprisingly difficult, especially when it terms of concentration. I ejaculated all over breifs and they were completely soaked as I hadn't emptied my balls in over a week. Thankfully it was a good few hours before we landed so my clothes had a chance to dry. It sounds a bit rank, and I probably stank of cum, but it was a really horny ... and help me get to get to a couple hours sleep on the flight. :D

Other than that:
  • every room in every place I've ever lived
  • regulaly first thing in the morning, under the sheets, in an all boys dorm when I was in bording school. (I should point out I was 14 at the time, so I was supposed to be ther!)
  • a mixed dorm in a back-packers hostel
  • the main carriage of a train (and on other occasions in the toilet on trains)
  • in a field with a porn mag
  • stood in the middle of a river whilst night fishing - well, nothing was biting, what was I supposed to do?
  • At my desk at work
  • the car
  • in the ruins of Kendal Castle when I camped there
In terms of where I've masturbated someone else, my best was as she sat on the back of my motorcycle as we rode across Tower Bridge.

Nearly didn't mention - here and now!
 
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Yeah, aimouse! That's a great one. I had a girlfriend on the back of my motorcycle once too and she came like a mother-fucker while we rode down the road. My bike was a Harley and it vibrated like all hell! And y'all wonder why Harley's are popular?!?!?!?! I'll never forget that one. Ha! She said she practically went into a convulsion and fell off the damn bike. I just remember hearing her almost "yelp" while she was cumming and she was holding on to me so tightly I can't imagine how she could possibly think she'd have fallen off.
Hahahaha...
Good one!
Jack
 
The places I love to masturbate are:

in the shower

in the washroom at work

in my car

nothing too exciting I know:eek:
 
In the shower.

In the chair I'm sitting in now.

Haven't yet in my office at work, but I've thought about it a time or two.
 
At my desk.
On the beach at night on a beachtowel.
In my car.
In every room of my house.
In the garage.
 
places

truck motorhome cars tractor (farm) barn, outdoor john. hunting fishing, hot tub most rooms of most houses ive lived in in front of puter watching youporn at work gf did me at show when i was young in a icefishing shanty must of forgot some but was a time i did it most every day someplace or outher not unlike most boys
 
ive done it in freinds houses, familys houses, at the bus stop to work, on the bus, in a night club, in the cellar of the bar i worked in, swimming pools, at the table while out on a date!
these are just a few!!!!!
 
I would so love to be more adventerous with masterbating, I stick to with in my own home. The shower being my place of choice, aiming the jets at my clit and letting it build until I have the most intense orgasm. Hubby and I have done it in the car a few times, that was fun, but hard to concentrate when you think you are going to be caught and possibly arrested. Spending an embarrasing night in prison doesnt seem worth the risk.
 
ive done it in freinds houses, familys houses, at the bus stop to work, on the bus, in a night club, in the cellar of the bar i worked in, swimming pools, at the table while out on a date!
these are just a few!!!!!

you sound like a lot of fun!! i may move to Scotland :)
 
Mmmm...

mmm...lately in front of my computer... otherwise, in bed (of course), in the shower, in the car (although that just involves squirming in my seat alot, no hands, naturally, have to keep hands on the wheel...), in a bar, once...
 
computer, living room, shower, car, work, clubs, ladies rooms...
I'm kind of shameless.
(strangely, never the kitchen...)
 
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