Where is the most unusual or risky place you’ve masturbated or given/received a handjob or blowjob?

[YourSecretDesires]

Masturbated, at my office (my job), also on my apartment balcony. Also at the apartments of a couple of female friends where I was staying.

Blow/hand jobs, hmm, outside my dorm, farmer's field, public beach, park in NYC, bathroom of a friend while she lay in bed, etc.

 

[Fufumberuk]

I've masturbated while sitting in the front cockpit of a number of fighter jets with the engines running. At times, it's necessary to defuel an aircraft and flame-out the engines - run them out of fuel. The process is done by first defueling the jet using a fuel truck, then running the engines to burn-off the remaining fuel. Depending on the circumstances, this can take time. The procedure is performed in all sorts of weather. When it's raining and/or snowing, one closes the canopy to stay warm and/or dry. A near-perfect environment to rub-one-out with fellow maintainers on the ground well below site level. Unfortunately, I was never able to take one to the end, but the edging was quite pleasurable.

What jet was it? A buccaneer?

 

[trinething1ns]

Also at the apartments of a couple of female friends where I was staying.

Were they there at the time?

 

[YourSecretDesires]

Were they there at the time?

Well one I guess was out of town so it wasn't that dangerous. I was staying with her a few weeks and hadn't cum in a while.

The other was at work (different time). I was in town visiting. Don't know why I needed to do it but I did.

 

[trinething1ns]

I used to kind of get off doing it at other people’s houses, that’s why I ask. Did it once in the bathroom after having dinner at a friend’s. They all sat down to watch a movie and I excused myself to their bathroom.

 

[bichbo]

It happened in a stairwell, both hj and bj, with my bf.

 

[jd_sw]

Does masturbate someone via remote controlled vibrator count?

 

[trinething1ns]

Had a wank on the bus if that counts

I witnessed (and have sneaky video of) a girl giving a guy head on a bus.

 

[YourSecretDesires]

I used to kind of get off doing it at other people’s houses, that’s why I ask. Did it once in the bathroom after having dinner at a friend’s. They all sat down to watch a movie and I excused myself to their bathroom.

Interesting. I don't think I ever jerked off while anyone was home (at their house). But the aforementioned bathroom BJ was at a friend's. She was in bed watching a movie, her friend and I were hooking up in the next room and for a little more privacy we went to the bathroom and she sucked me off. Our friend knew what was going on though.

 

[YourSecretDesires]

Does masturbate someone via remote controlled vibrator count?

Oh, I did that at work once with a girl. Lots of fun. She had the little egg thing inside her pussy and I was playing with it during a meeting.

 

[Scotchlander]

I'm a huge exhibitionist. One night, I decided to test my luck and sit out on the porch, pull my shorts and panties down, and rub my vibrator against my clit.

It was dark out so there wasn't much risk of being caught, but my house faces a fairly busy road in my town, and even at 1 am there were maybe two or three cars ever few minutes. I was situated far enough back that I was only visible in headlights as the cars were passing, but if anyone would have glanced over, they could have seen me.

It was completely still except for the sound of me using my vibrator. I had to work myself up to being brave enough to masturbate while cars were passing, but I was sitting with my legs spread and my pussy completely visible. The thought that anyone could see me was intensely erotic!

If I had saw you I would have stopped and played with myself while watching

 

[Tbone78xxx]

I masturbated and jizzed under a desk at my college library. I also got a blow job several times while driving and once in a work bathroom stall.

 

[AreWeAlone]

In a movie theater; a conference room at work; while driving; parking lots; hiking trails; on a Greyhound bus…off the top of my head. Might think of more

 

[DeusExErotica]

On top of a lifeguard chair.

 

[P0peye]

I gave my best friend Larry blowjobs in many places. In school in the boy's room, on a little used stairway landing between classes, on the rooftop of his apartment house, in alleyways.

 

[Nellie60]

In a movie theater; a conference room at work; while driving; parking lots; hiking trails; on a Greyhound bus…off the top of my head. Might think of more

With your experience maybe you are not alone LOL sometimes..

 

[marcusmayhem73]

I have had quite a few "risky adventures", both masturbating and getting blow jobs, even having sex, but that is not the focus of this thread.

When I was much younger, I was always jerking off while driving .... I would wear shorts and pull my member out from the bottom of a leg hole, or I would wear sweats and push them down to access my cock from the top, and then stroke myself as I was driving on the interstate or city highway. If there was a stop light, it was always exciting to see if anyone next to me would look over and see me jerking off. Sometimes I would get a frown, most times it would be shock and then there were the rare times that I would get a head nod or big smile, from both sexes.

On the BJ side of things, there was the time that my GF decided to give me a blow job during family movie night. We were on the end of the couch, her younger brother was next to her on one side and I was on the other side of her, on the end of the couch. Her mom and dad were sitting next to each other on the love seat, that was positioned at an angle towards the TV on the side that her brother was sitting. We had a blanket on top of us, and My GF started getting frisky, feeling me up outside of my jeans, getting my cock hard. Then, she unbuttoned my 501s and reached her hand in to pull it out after it started getting hard. I looked at her, and she looked directly at me with hunger in her eyes. I nodded my head at her towards her brother and her mom and dad, to which she just smiled, looked over at them and then slipped under the blanket. Her brother was nodding off, so he wasn't really a concern, but mom and dad were wide awake. The movie was kinda loud, it was Die Hard, and it had just come out on video, so they were engrossed in the action. It was during the scene when the police were storming the tower, and my GF was going to town on my hard cock, sucking and bobbing, as I attempted to remain as quiet as I could, not to bring attention to us. It didn't take long for me to shoot my load, since it was super erotic to see my GF's head bobbing up and down under a blanket with her parents only 8 feet away. Once she was done, she slipped her head out from under the blanket and, not even missing a beat, saw the missile blow up the armored vehicle on the screen she said "oh my god, I can't believe they just did that" ... both her mom and dad turned to look at her and said "shhhh". LOL .... she just giggled at that, tightened her grip on my cock underneath the blanket, and then snuggled closer to me, looked up and me and smiled a big, evil smile. She wouldn't let me put my cock back in my pants until the movie was almost completely over, and when I did, she gave me the saddest pouty face I have ever seen in my life. That was a pretty risky BJ, but well worth it.