Women unusual masturbation objects

[Bbl87]

Oh gosh that’s a long list I have for unusual objects from screwdriver handles,curling irons, hairbrushes, candles lol. If it fits I’ve tried it lol

Just like the meme I posted said, anything's a dildo if you're brave enough. I really am jealous of the options women have out there, haha.

 

[EStaccato]

First time masturbating with insertion - science lab test tube. I snagged it from chem lab. It was more exciting than you'd think.

 

[Lady2020]

I remember a cucumber.

 

[Bbl87]

First time masturbating with insertion - science lab test tube. I snagged it from chem lab. It was more exciting than you'd think.

Never would have thought of that, but that's pretty ingenious. My only concern would be how strong the glass was. Wouldn't want the orgasmic contractions to break the glass.

 

[sixfoot4]

A flashlight and many times

How illuminating.

 

[sixfoot4]

Bilateral

If the girl is white, and its a black sharpie, is that considered interracialBilateral

 

[sixfoot4]

First couple inches of a broom handle have worked for me in the past

The mind boggles, you astride a broom with the first couple of inches...bit like a witch riding her broomstick, maybe that is what they were doing!

 

[EStaccato]

Never would have thought of that, but that's pretty ingenious. My only concern would be how strong the glass was. Wouldn't want the orgasmic contractions to break the glass.

Tempered glass. Do I seem like an idiot to you?

 

[Bbl87]

Tempered glass. Do I seem like an idiot to you?

Fair point. It's been years since I've used them, and I guess I mostly used the smaller, lighter duty ones.

 

[Bbl87]

I've never tried penetration with objects, but for grinding against I've used a lot of things. Remote control, bed posts, pillows, railing of stairs (sliding down position), spines of books, coffee table, kitchen table, desk leg, dolls, and my brother's game controllers to name a few.

Those are the kinds of things that would be a wonderful sight to walk in on.

 

[EStaccato]

I've never tried penetration with objects, but for grinding against I've used a lot of things. Remote control, bed posts, pillows, railing of stairs (sliding down position), spines of books, coffee table, kitchen table, desk leg, dolls, and my brother's game controllers to name a few.

I had a really touch and go moment with a bedpost once. I uh, tend to shy away from furniture-based orgasms. Maybe I’m just not athletic enough. Oh shit, maybe that’s why I’m such a garbage dancer…

 

[LeeKee]

The mind boggles, you astride a broom with the first couple of inches...bit like a witch riding her broomstick, maybe that is what they were doing!

Long ago a girl friend told me that was what they were doing. She was really into history and she insisted that is were "riding a broom sticj" came from. Witches were pretty horny!

 

[Kate_part2]

Long ago a girl friend told me that was what they were doing. She was really into history and she insisted that is were "riding a broom sticj" came from. Witches were pretty horny!

So you're saying I'd have been classified as a witch?

 

[LeeKee]

So you're saying I'd have been classified as a witch?

Nope. Saying what my friend said. But I get what you're saying

 

[TempSpawn]

Tell us more?

I had a really touch and go moment with a bedpost once. I uh, tend to shy away from furniture-based orgasms. Maybe I’m just not athletic enough. Oh shit, maybe that’s why I’m such a garbage dancer…

 

[TempSpawn]

Tell us more?

I had a really touch and go moment with a bedpost once. I uh, tend to shy away from furniture-based orgasms. Maybe I’m just not athletic enough. Oh shit, maybe that’s why I’m such a garbage dancer…

 

[TempSpawn]

I've never tried penetration with objects, but for grinding against I've used a lot of things. Remote control, bed posts, pillows, railing of stairs (sliding down position), spines of books, coffee table, kitchen table, desk leg, dolls, and my brother's game controllers to name a few.

Did your brother use his controller soon after?

 

[sixfoot4]

no one's put down using a prick. my girl loves to rub the tip of my prick against her clit and cunt lips, no penetration and cums well hard.

 

[TempSpawn]

Probably? I never really checked to see who touched what after I'd been grinding on it

I guess not. And I'm assuming he didn't mention it..

All the same . I think it's incredibly hot to think someone else picked it up with some of you still clinging to it.

 

[sixfoot4]

Yes. We'll do a new version of the ducking stool. We'll lick your clit. If you cum you are a witch and are to be fucked remorselessly. If youu don't cum you are a witch and are to be fucked remorselessly.

So you're saying I'd have been classified as a witch?

So you're saying I'd have been classified as a witch?

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

I've never tried penetration with objects, but for grinding against I've used a lot of things. Remote control, bed posts, pillows, railing of stairs (sliding down position), spines of books, coffee table, kitchen table, desk leg, dolls, and my brother's game controllers to name a few.

The PS4 DualShock controller has nicely rounded handles. Not that I'm admitting to anything.

 

[travelenman]

My wife uses wine, beer bottles, cucumber, carrots she likes a sparkling wine bottle as the neck is long and think..... love watching her. I remember her masturbating using beer bottle for a group of guys at a party.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

My ex wife used a long neck beer bottle, a wine bottle, a cucumber, various types of squash, and a hair brush.

She used them more for my arousal than hers, but seeing me excited made her feel excited.

I liked the Mike's Hard Lemonade bottle. Similar to a long neck beer bottle.

 

[jehoram]

Did your brother use his controller soon after?

I wrote a story about a girl who enjoyed seeing her father use the hairbrush she just masturbated with.

"I was masturbating with Papa's hairbrush! The handle was just the right size and shape! So whenever he was out, I was fucking myself with it, and tore my hymen. I hardly felt it, but there was blood on the sheet. I got up and ran to the bathroom and washed the blood off the hairbrush, and put it back on his dresser. Ever since then, I've been masturbating with it when he was out of the house for hours, playing golf or something." She laughed. "Now, every time I see him brush his hair, I have to smile. He's holding something in his hand that's been in his daughter's cunt! And he doesn't have a clue!"

 

[Bbl87]

I liked the Mike's Hard Lemonade bottle. Similar to a long neck beer bottle.

Now there's a sight I'd love to see.