Women unusual masturbation objects

[Crowned_Prince_Of_Pleasure]

I think it's a very hot thought to think of ppl being so horny they can't help but use anything to hand, to get themselves off...

I once straddled a bed post and slowly fucked it.. I was so horny haha. Honestly though, it was a bit big and really stretched me so I haven't dared to it since lol.

Usual suspects areYour pussy be the electric toothbrush.. and slim Impulse deodorant bottle before I got my dildo

Sounds do good.... picturing ur pussy being stretched then I fucking something so big and fatade me just shoot cum all over my mirror

 

[AficionadoAngel]

Does my wooden dildo count as an unusual object? It was formed from plain smooth hard wood with a longer thinner end, a little over six inches, that has a slight curve to it, a shorter more bulbous end for that fuller feeling and a waist between to give me a good grip. When in the mood it delivers a most satisfying string of orgasms and for something a little different I can quite recommend a solid, well made, well smoothed, wooden dildo. Oh yes, and I use it quite regularly.​

Sounds delightful. I have had orgasms on some wooden objects before as well. Once a bed post and once a very nicely shaped protrusion on a log at the beach.

 

[BongoGal]

Sounds delightful. I have had orgasms on some wooden objects before as well. Once a bed post...

Wow! That must have been quite a sight! I'm not even sure if I could do that without injuring myself.

 

[SmokingFap]

Hope this isn't too twisted for folks on here, but my mother (when I was in my 20s and we got drunk together) told me that my father used to "make" her shove a log of summer sausage up her pussy. She was REALLY FUCKING DRUNK to tell me that, as she was always very conservative about sex. I couldn't even tell her a dirty joke most of the time. But goddamn, picturing her humping a Pepperidge Farm sausage has gotten me hard many times over the years.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I read a story years ago about a Western (US) medical journal from the 1800s in which country doctors had a special column about the objects they had to remove from frontier women's vaginas. It was amazing.

Talk to ANY emergency room doctor or nurse today in any city in the country and they will tell you the same stories today

They will also include a boat load of "things we removed from asses" catagory.

And almost universally the story the patient tells is "I fell on it"

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

once a very nicely shaped protrusion on a log at the beach.

While this isn't really "my thing" I gotta say I'm impressed at your sense of adventure.

Props to you! Gold star!

 

[SmokingFap]

Talk to ANY emergency room doctor or nurse today in any city in the country and they will tell you the same stories today

They will also include a boat of "things we removed from asses" catagory.

And almost universally the story the patient tells is "I fell on it"

Seinfeld did a whole episode on that. "One in a million shot, doc."

 

[haventdonethat]

What is the most unusual object you used to get off, and was it a one time thing or multiple times?

What I can think of at the moment that I have seen women use.

On all fours on the floor and backing up to then grinding on a fin of one of those old cast iron radiators. Many times.
The handle end of a windshield ice scraper. Once. She trew it out the window when finished with it.
A fairly large cucumber. A couple of times.
A mens cologne bottle (plastic) filled with warm water. Many times.
A curved candle that she had shaped to reach her G spot. Many times.
A 3 pound dumbbell. Many times.
The air hose for an industrial sander when it was turned on. A few times.
Car gear shift (standard transmission). Couple times.
My motorcycle seat when engine was almost redlined. Couple times.
The main jet of a Jacuzzi type tub. A few times.
A walking stick while resting on a public trail. Once

 

[Louiseisatease]

Apart from the obvious pleasure it brings you, it seems like a well made wooden dildo would be a beautiful object as well. I think I want one myself.

A well made wooden dildo can also be fun to leave out on view discretely, you can see people eyeing it up wondering if that is what they think it is or just an ornament and their own dirty mind. If they ask I just tell them than an ex carved it for me and I enjoy the form

 

[sixfoot4]

Snow! You can shape it and the sensations are overwhelming as it melts

Beware frostbite!

 

[AficionadoAngel]

Wow! That must have been quite a sight! I'm not even sure if I could do that without injuring myself.

Yes, it sure was, judging by the look on his face. I've always prided myself on being something of a gymnast in the bedroom and get a thrill from showing off when the situation is right.

 

[Artfan2]

A well made wooden dildo can also be fun to leave out on view discretely, you can see people eyeing it up wondering if that is what they think it is or just an ornament and their own dirty mind. If they ask I just tell them than an ex carved it for me and I enjoy the form

Yes, something that is well made of natural wood and shaped in a way that is a little suggestive, but not completely realistic, would make for an interesting piece to leave out where others can see it.

 

[Smarthomanid2]

Yes, something that is well made of natural wood and shaped in a way that is a little suggestive, but not completely realistic, would make for an interesting piece to leave out where others can see it.

Be careful if you use it. It might be a magical artifact, seems I read that in a story recently.

 

[black75]

Oh gosh that’s a long list I have for unusual objects from screwdriver handles,curling irons, hairbrushes, candles lol. If it fits I’ve tried it lol

It's the ones that are a real struggle to fit that would be hottest

 

[naughty_shygirl]

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[SweetieGinger69]

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I wonder if it gave her wings

 

[Hornywomanforwoman]

What is the most unusual object you used to get off, and was it a one time thing or multiple times?

A wine bottle and a wooden spoon.

 

[Hornywomanforwoman]

The more unusual the item the more it turned me on. Remembering is actually making me want to try some household items again. If y’all want to hear something really naughty, I actually used a highlighter to pleasure myself at work once. I sat at my desk with it in my pussy while I worked .

I used a lint roller in my ass under my desk at work….ah, good memories. And orgasms!

 

[naughty_shygirl]

I used a lint roller in my ass under my desk at work….ah, good memories. And orgasms!

Well we have that in common sort of ! A lint roller was another item I used in my pussy in my office. It turned me on big time being so naughty at work. I’ve never put anything in my ass at work though.

 

[Titsandclits]

I used a lint roller in my ass under my desk at work….ah, good memories. And orgasms!

Well we have that in common sort of ! A lint roller was another item I used in my pussy in my office. It turned me on big time being so naughty at work. I’ve never put anything in my ass at work though.

What are describing as a lint roller? If it’s what I think it is…….

 

[naughty_shygirl]

What are describing as a lint roller? If it’s what I think it is…….

It just a roll with like sticky type tape with a long handle .

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

Well we have that in common sort of ! A lint roller was another item I used in my pussy in my office. It turned me on big time being so naughty at work. I’ve never put anything in my ass at work though.

Naughty at work is such a turn on

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

The usual brush handles and cold curling irons.
Vegetables and fruits: carrots, cucumbers, and small eggplant
Markers at work, spatula at work

I've used wooden spoons and beer bottles, used them at work recently

 

[Ronak42]

I used a lint roller in my ass under my desk at work….ah, good memories. And orgasms!

if that lint roller was me, I was luky

 

[Ronak42]

I've used wooden spoons and beer bottles, used them at work recently

Spoon , u gave a new idea