Women unusual masturbation objects

Does my wooden dildo count as an unusual object? It was formed from plain smooth hard wood with a longer thinner end, a little over six inches, that has a slight curve to it, a shorter more bulbous end for that fuller feeling and a waist between to give me a good grip. When in the mood it delivers a most satisfying string of orgasms and for something a little different I can quite recommend a solid, well made, well smoothed, wooden dildo. Oh yes, and I use it quite regularly.​
 
As I was younger I tried the usual stuff like hairbrushes toothbrush etc.
Before I moved out and was brave enough to buy sextoys
I once used the hair trimmer of an ex boyfriend as he was away with friends
And I felt extra horny that day🙈
He got to see a video of me using it the next day
He was pretty aroused and we had a lot of fun 😏

And a couple weeks ago I tried to play with my vacuum cleaner
It was quit good but a bit to intense for me 😬
At a job I had years ago I was the supervisor and had many hot women that worked under me , two stayed after one night and we had fun the took turns using a beer bottle ...
 
I've never tried penetration with objects, but for grinding against I've used a lot of things. Remote control, bed posts, pillows, railing of stairs (sliding down position), spines of books, coffee table, kitchen table, desk leg, dolls, and my brother's game controllers to name a few.
When I was at university, I joined some friends as they went to visit some of their friends (who I didn't know). As we all sat around the table in their kitchen I realized that one of the girls who lived there was straddling the table leg and basically rubbing herself against it. She got up and said something about the laundry and I gave some excuse to follow her down to the basement where their washer and dryer were. She then proceeded to lean against the corner of the washing machine as it was in the final spin cycle - if her football player boyfriend hadn't been expected at any minute I would seriously have asked if there was any way I could help.
 
I have a friend that works the ER at the hospital. She has told me way too many stories of injuries that women have come in with, dealing with objects some women push up into their pussy. So nothing goes up in there except human fingers, cocks, tongues, and from time to time, maybe a commercially made dildo.

I care too much about my pussy and the pleasure I get when it is used to ever do anything to it that might damage it for life.
 
The gear stick in my first car. I was driving out to see friends a few hours away as a young woman and usually drove with one hand resting on the stick. It was kind of vibrating, i was bored from the long drive and my mind wandered. Next thing i was pulled up in a truck stop with my pants half down and the gear stick up me. Had to stop and turn the car back on cause it wasn't vibrating. There was a moment there after i cum where i giggled wondering what would have happened if i accidently bumped it into gear and crashed into something. Silly really, the handbrake was on and it probably would have just stalled but in my defence i had post orgasm brain. After that it got to be a bit of a naughty secret that i broke long trips with.
 
Reading things like this makes me jealous. So many options for masturbation (and plenty of them household objects!) out there for women. 😁 Unless I want to buy a Fleshlight or the like, I'm limited to my hand. 😆
Or you could try your orbital sander, multitool, a shopvac or even a regular vacuum... All sorts of things to use. :)
 
The gear stick in my first car. I was driving out to see friends a few hours away as a young woman and usually drove with one hand resting on the stick. It was kind of vibrating, i was bored from the long drive and my mind wandered. Next thing i was pulled up in a truck stop with my pants half down and the gear stick up me. Had to stop and turn the car back on cause it wasn't vibrating. There was a moment there after i cum where i giggled wondering what would have happened if i accidently bumped it into gear and crashed into something. Silly really, the handbrake was on and it probably would have just stalled but in my defence i had post orgasm brain. After that it got to be a bit of a naughty secret that i broke long trips with.
My ex used to do the same. I think you are a member of a very large club. 🤗
 
My ex used to do the same. I think you are a member of a very large clubThe gear stick in my first car. I was driving out to see friends a few hours away as a young woman and usually drove with one hand resting on the stick. It was kind of vibrating, i was bored from the long drive and my mind wandered. Next thing i was pulled up in a truck stop with my pants half down and the gear stick up me. Had to stop and turn the car back on cause it wasn't vibrating. There was a moment there after i cum where i giggled wondering what would have happened if i accidently bumped it into gear and crashed into something. Silly really, the handbrake was on and it probably would have just stalled but in my defence i had post orgasm brain. After that it got to be a bit of a naughty secret that i broke long trips

I’ve also done this. It was my most unusual masturbation item. I was so horny that I just lowered my pussy down onto it and started riding. It makes me feel kind of flushed thinking that I actually did this.
 
I think it's a very hot thought to think of ppl being so horny they can't help but use anything to hand, to get themselves off...
I once straddled a bed post and slowly fucked it.. I was so horny haha. Honestly though, it was a bit big and really stretched me so I haven't dared to it since lol.

Usual suspects are the electric toothbrush.. and slim Impulse deodorant bottle before I got my dildo ;)
I think it's a very hot thought to think of ppl being so horny they can't help but use anything to hand, to get themselves off...

I once straddled a bed post and slowly fucked it.. I was so horny haha. Honestly though, it was a bit big and really stretched me so I haven't dared to it since lol.

Usual suspects are the electric toothbrush.. and slim Impulse deodorant bottle before I got my dildo ;)
Back when I was really into
masturbation with objects I would have done this if I had the proper type bed. I did think about it. Lol
 
hey mrron, thanks for the welcome, so sweet of you!

totally agree about the thickness of a sharpie, the first few times i did use one of the regular size ones. it was fun but i didnt really know at that point what a realistic size would be, when i did experiment with the thicker size the difference was shocking and i stopped slutting around with other office supplies, knew i'd found what i needed.

here's his online dating profile, looks like that manwhore is still running around breaking hearts:
http://www.staples.com/Sharpie-Magnum-Permanent-Marker-Jumbo-Chisel-Point-Red-Each/product_387598
That Magnum Sharpie is a sexy beast who will ravage you whenever you want. But watch out, if the cap pops off he will mark you for life...
 
I read a story years ago about a Western (US) medical journal from the 1800s in which country doctors had a special column about the objects they had to remove from frontier women's vaginas. It was amazing.
 
Does my wooden dildo count as an unusual object? It was formed from plain smooth hard wood with a longer thinner end, a little over six inches, that has a slight curve to it, a shorter more bulbous end for that fuller feeling and a waist between to give me a good grip. When in the mood it delivers a most satisfying string of orgasms and for something a little different I can quite recommend a solid, well made, well smoothed, wooden dildo. Oh yes, and I use it quite regularly.​
So that's how you like it. Let me see if I fit your standard.
 
Does my wooden dildo count as an unusual object? It was formed from plain smooth hard wood with a longer thinner end, a little over six inches, that has a slight curve to it, a shorter more bulbous end for that fuller feeling and a waist between to give me a good grip. When in the mood it delivers a most satisfying string of orgasms and for something a little different I can quite recommend a solid, well made, well smoothed, wooden dildo. Oh yes, and I use it quite regularly.​
Apart from the obvious pleasure it brings you, it seems like a well made wooden dildo would be a beautiful object as well. I think I want one myself. :)
 
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