Worst Sex Partner

My ex was my first and my worst he would last all of 3 mins and had no clue about oral no matter how many times I told him how to do it
 
I've learned that the best sex is NOT having sex when you can. The best sex is when you can't not. The worst is sans passion and emotion.

I've had awful sex. The underlying theme is there was nothing more than a physical connection/attraction.
 
Never had a bad one...

Not sure if we have done this type of thread here, but here goes. Being Lit, we usually discuss the positive aspects of our sex lives. But, sometimes going over some of the bad experiences helps us appreciate what we have and the better moments of our sexual activities!

Do you have a (hopefully) past sex partner which brings to mind some really bad sex? It may not have culminated in full sexual intercourse. Maybe that person was such that you did not want to take it to that level!

I've never had sex with anyone I didn't know and at least like... I'd have no interest in sex with anyone who was selfish or stupid.

Smart, kind, giving people make the best sex partners !
 
The second guy I was with was a friend of the guy I just broke up with and someone I had a huge crush on in high school. He knew about it and used that to his advantage in my rebound stage. We planned a night to hook up and were both excited. Apparently, at 19, I was too stupid to consider certain things before. We were in the rec room at his parent's house and he was so worried they'd catch us that he couldn't keep it up (whereas, the thought of being caught has always had the opposite effect on me).
Half an hour of him being up and down during a blowjob, he was finally ready for more. He begged to not use a condom, but bareback was out of the question - I wasn't on any bc. He finally put a condom on and entered, complaining that none of the 8 girls he'd been with in the last year made him use one. That immediately killed the mood for me, but it felt wrong not finishing what had started (stupid 19 y/o me). He went soft pretty quickly with neither of us finishing and told me he couldn't stay hard with a condom on. He begged to not use one and said "I'll get you the morning after pill after cumming inside you." The mood was dead and he drove me home.
I let him sweet talk me into road head (which I was new at and he was distracted by) then a kiss goodnight...which he followed with, "I know you really like me and want this to be more, but that kiss meant nothing."

Needless to say, no more happened after that. Somehow word got out and caused his friendship with my ex to end. Considering that both of them were douchebags in my book by that point, I wasn't too sad about that aftermath.

Other bad stories since of sex and almost sex I might share later, but that one takes the cake.
 
Since I started this thread, it would be polite to contribute.

My worst was a woman interested in having sex, but had major moral and/or religious conflicts about sexuality. Never know which gal was going to show up.

Could be snuggling and making out and all of the sudden she would clamp her legs together to prevent a little fingering. She also made the comment females should never sit Indian style, even when wearing pants or jeans. To her it was naughty.

I don’t have more stories because I found the relationship difficult.
 
I've never had a bad sex partner, male or female. All sex is good, just some is better than others.
 
I've never had a bad sex partner, male or female. All sex is good, just some is better than others.

Ahh, no. I'm not going into details but. I've had sex where - hmm - going solo, or maybe just watching the news would have been a better choice.

And I rarely watch the news.
 
The worst were one night stands that I really didn't find that attractive. Not so much about performance as regret.
 
Unfortunately for me it was the last female I was with and her boyfriend two years ago. She let me give her all the pleasure and then decided not to do anything for me but, wanted to fuck my husband. So, in my opinion she was a selfish lover and the worst sex partner I had!
 
Worst lover

I had a one night stand with an ex girl friend of a friend. It wasn't intended to really be a one night stand but it ended up that way because the sex was so bad. Sexual tension had been building between us, and I finally went to "visit" her one night. So be are in be and she looks amazing. Sooo hot. We start making out, and she stops and says she has a canker sore. Ok no problem. I start to massage and suck on her breasts, nice and slow and gentle. She stops me and says her nipples are too sensitive. Ok. So I keep going down, she's pretty dry, so I proceed to start to give her oral. She stops me and says she doesn't do that anymore because someone bit her clit really hard one time. Ok, so what do you want lady? Just fuck me. Ok, so she guides me in and I start (missionary of course). She closes her eyes and and lays as flat and stiff as a board. After a few minutes of pumping, I check for a pulse. Yup still alive. I ask her is she is ok. She says yes, it feels good. I ask her if there is anything else that would help her, she says no. So I keep going for what seems like forever, and it's just getting tedious now, because I am now not into this at all. Finally I just stop, and give up.

I don't begrudge her, but I have never been with someone that so many hang ups.
 
I had a partner whos idea of oral was licking me like a lolly repeatedly for 20 minutes... never came!!!! but he got pissed off when i made him cum when i gave him oral..... dont think he grasps the concept of sex, just came in and out no playing or stimulating.... now my hubby on the other hand is fucking amazing at fucking :p
 
A guy I met in a chatroom who was always bragging about his performance and size. In kinda annoying way. One day I found out we were just 30km apart and baited him into meeting. He was done before I even started. The best thing I got out of it was teasing him to tears. He kinda deserved it and I am that kind of bitch sometimes.
Never saw him online again.
 
maybe just watching the news would have been a better choice.

Guilty. I have actually gotten caught watching TV while having sex. Oops.

I have heard it said that sex is like pizza - When its hot its fantastic and when its not its still pretty good. I don't know.

Unfortunately, I have had more than one flavor of bad sex. Ahh, the memories. The virgin who was too nervous to find the target and wouldn't let me help him. The guy who was so small I had to just take his word for it that sex was actually happening.

On second thought, I'm sticking to pizza.
 
One guy who wanted to 'pay tribute' while I watched. He books 2 hours turns up strips naked I sit him on a towel and put tissues next to him, then sit opposite dressed in a skirt and blouse as he asked for. Anyway literally two strokes and he's done. He tells me he's happy dresses and leaves, around 15 minutes into a two hour booking. He then gave me a good review but bitched about the price. He went on my ignore list.
 
Guilty. I have actually gotten caught watching TV while having sex. Oops.

I have heard it said that sex is like pizza - When its hot its fantastic and when its not its still pretty good. I don't know.

Unfortunately, I have had more than one flavor of bad sex. Ahh, the memories. The virgin who was too nervous to find the target and wouldn't let me help him. The guy who was so small I had to just take his word for it that sex was actually happening.

On second thought, I'm sticking to pizza.

Mushrooms and pepperoni? And a big stein of beer? Ahhh.
 
I would, but it's the worst experiences that help us appreciate the best experiences. I will hold onto them all, good and bad alike. I still prefer the pizza.
 
i have to say some married chick wanted some fun

She has like three of four kids and always was so busy when i did end meeting up with a was rushed half an hour trying to get into it

She said that she wouldnt give head but anyone but her husband but would get fucked.

so between the rushing quick have to get home in a half hour or so thought this was waste of time never saw her again.

It was waste of time esp since the amount of times she expected to be drop everything to see her but thought why bother felt like she was time watching the whole time.

I couldnt figure out how she would get fucked in pussy and ass by guys but only would suck hubby cock she had weird way of things esp im sure she had a quite few guys on the go at once
 
Ahh, no. I'm not going into details but. I've had sex where - hmm - going solo, or maybe just watching the news would have been a better choice.

And I rarely watch the news.

Hahaha!

Yes :(

Note to bad sex partner - if you make me start solo and finish solo - dont be surprised that I'm not overwhelmed with delight at your efforts, considering it doesn't take that much for me to have multiple orgasms.

I may as well just done the whole thing solo and not wasted my time.
 
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