Worst Sex Partner

[NoMoreNoMore]

Second wife

I should have known. She was 26, a virgin and strict Catholic. Hence the virgin. Nine years of mostly missionary. She never bothered with the exersizes the nurses told her during pregnancy. After the first, she was loose, by the second, I had to tie a telephone pole around me to keep from falling in. Hard to get off when she would get wet and there was almost no friction at all. Even her love talk came across as being flat lifeless. I was glad to get out of that relationship in the end.

 

[joelafayette]

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[Loving50]

Calling it "bad sex" probably isn't exact. Too quick ejaculation frustrates me though. I'd almost rather not bother than have that happen so often. Long periods of variety ..... Now that works for me!

 

[Ilovesilkthongs]

I have been called the worst

All of the women I have ever had sex with, told me I am terrible at sex. I have a small dick, struggle to stay hard, and cum quickly. Lucky for me this has allowed me to move into the cuckold lifestyle which I love!

 

[tkinsc]

Mine would have to be my first sex partner, she may well say the same about me. She wasn’t the best looking person in the world, and was not a girl friend. She was willing to let me play with her, and willing to be my first at several things.

At the time I didn’t know the sex was not good (I'm sure I wasn't mind blowing either), later partners showed me how good it could be, and my first blow job left me with a bruise on the head of my cock from her dragging her teeth. It was fantastic to have sex and get a blow job. However, If I rated from first to worst, she would come in at the bottom.

 

[MILFSauce]

But what I take away from this thread is that casual sex is often boring because there is no communication, emotional connection or love.

Yep, yep, yep. The biggest erogenous zone is still between the ears, and the biggest aphrodisiac is being totally in love with your partner. Sex with the one you love can be an absolutely transcendent experience.

At the same time, sex isn't a complicated thing. It's hard for me to understand sometimes how people can be so bad at it.

I like to think that I'm a good piece of ass ... I love to fuck, and I'm not shy about it. No "dead fish" here. Just as important, I love pleasing my partner and I can say with confidence that I know my way around a man's body.

But it goes both ways. A man's gotta do more than just be able to find where to stick it in. He needs to know some details of female anatomy, and what's likely to work. Everybody is different, of course, but there are enough common things that nobody should be clueless. He needs to have a good attitude, too. He also needs to realize that porn isn't always the best teaching tool for sexual matters.

I'm speaking mostly from past experience here, since at my age pretty much all my sex partners have just as much sexual experience as I do. That doesn't necessarily make them good lovers, but it means that they don't make beginner's mistakes and at the least they know I have to be ready before they climb on.

 

[jhuson]

high school coach

 

[ToysAreUs]

I'm wondering if anybody who's experienced the "dead fish" sex partner ever tried talking to that sex partner about it. I mean, did you say to yourself, "Sooo fucking boring, this is bad sex, no more fucking with you, for me.

Yes, H was 'HOT+' according to everyone in High School and we became friends and never had a relationship beyond a deep lasting friendship. After 30 years we ended up in bed and sadly, being a dead fish doesn't cover this woman. Bring on the EMT paddles. Electroshock might have possibly made her move a muscle or two. Maybe. She had been 'damaged' by an ex-husband and talking to her made no difference at all, but the important thing is that I did talk to her and I genuinely tried.

I cannot forget V who absolutely loved to return the favor of oral, except she couldn't control her teeth. There is no faster way to end a hard-on than a 'cheese grader' as another person has mentioned here.

Or the Canadian gal who loved Cowgirl --- except she literally pounded our pubic bones to mash and she never felt a thing. Damn, it was hard to walk for days and because of the pain I never came in her.

But I cannot forget Lori, who refused to return oral sex "because I don't want to drown" and I am not kidding. I laughed and so ended the relationship. No loss.

 

[zoso682001]

Took a stripper home one night after she got off work . Got kinda weird when she started huffing spray glue . I bailed right after I got off.....

 

[tmmmbrrr]

My one and only time with a prostitute. It wasn't bad, but definitely left me cold and made me realize that the personal touch is more important than getting off.

 

[amyforfun]

I've never really had "bad sex". I've had a couple that were letdowns. They weren't bad...just not what they had hyped themselves up to be.
It doesn't take 2 to make bad sex. It takes one who either has no clue what to do or he doesn't try.

I can agree with that.

What I like are the men who have large cocks think that is all there is. I will take an average or smaller (no 2 inches please) man who can work it over a porn star who can't.

 

[smallgirl]

I can agree with that.

What I like are the men who have large cocks think that is all there is. I will take an average or smaller (no 2 inches please) man who can work it over a porn star who can't.

I like a guy with a good size dick...I like feeling him the next couple of days.
But you gotta know more tricks than just having a big dick...lol.

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Well lucky for me I've only had one

Met him through yahoo chat and talked to him online for a few weeks. The online sex was great so I didn't see the warning signs. Talked about meeting and since he worked in the next town over I was up for it. The day of the meeting I grabbed my things including my bag of sex toys and drove to his work. Once I got there everything went downhill. Not only wouldn't he really touch me..but when he finally did..he was a bad kisser and his touch was an uninterested one at that . I made up a excuse and left really pissed off and very sexually frustrated.

 

[Up4fun&69]

While home for the summer from college, the daughter of a long-time neighbor and I started dating. It was an odd match in some ways -- me 6'4", she 4'11", me a 19 y/o sophomore, she a 21 y/o grad and working. But man, she was hot and stacked in a bikini and we got along really well. The first time we made out she let me know that she wasn't shy about being naked and having her 38DDs played with so I obliged. Over the course of the next few weeks, I tried everything and everywhere but while she didn't mind being naked and played with, she didn't like playing…I had to initiate everything and that got tiring after a while. She never would fondle my cock, suck me or do anything other than straight missionary. And even that, even though I could get her off, she just didn't see to enjoy sex. Such a stark contrast to the woman who said she didn't mind being naked and played with.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

While home for the summer from college, the daughter of a long-time neighbor and I started dating. It was an odd match in some ways -- me 6'4", she 4'11", me a 19 y/o sophomore, she a 21 y/o grad and working. But man, she was hot and stacked in a bikini and we got along really well. The first time we made out she let me know that she wasn't shy about being naked and having her 38DDs played with so I obliged. Over the course of the next few weeks, I tried everything and everywhere but while she didn't mind being naked and played with, she didn't like playing…I had to initiate everything and that got tiring after a while. She never would fondle my cock, suck me or do anything other than straight missionary. And even that, even though I could get her off, she just didn't see to enjoy sex. Such a stark contrast to the woman who said she didn't mind being naked and played with.

These posts seem to validate what many of us knew from experience or heard or read; a hot babe does not mean hot sex and a big dick may be wasted on the wrong guy.

 

[BongoGal]

I wonder what is going through the minds of the 'dead fish' women. For me it would take a sustained effort to 'just lie there' 'like a starfish'. Sexual intercourse just feels so damn good that responding and being an active participant of sorts seems completely natural to me. Do you folks think that they tell themselves that doing anything more than just lying there is somehow wrong? Are they deliberately static because 'getting into it' is somehow slutty or something?

 

[jakereeder22]

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[JayneLovey]

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[BongoGal]

Then there was the guy who, after what seemed like a very successful roll in the hay, began openly weeping about his ex-girlfriend. I had come at least three times and had been thinking that I'd be hooking up with him again for sure, but the crying killed any thoughts of that quite quickly.

 

[ImagineMe2]

My worst sex partner I ever had was a woman I was close friends with for a couple years before we started dating when I was finishing up college. I dont know if it was because of lack of experience or what, but this woman gave the worst blowjobs I ever had. She could not get me off with her mouth. It was one of those situation where you are watching and trying to enjoy things, but also wondering what the hell she is doing down there. I happen to love giving and receiving oral sex and she would not allow me to go down on her. I would kiss my way down, wanting desperately to taste and please her with my tongue and she would stop me each time despite my pleas that I wanted to please her that way. Anyway,
after trying to teach her a bit about what I liked as far as blowjobs unsuccessfully, I gave up and pretty much stuck to intercourse with her. Oddly enough, although she was my worst lover that comes to mind mainly due to her issues with oral sex, she was one of the more orgasmic partner's I have had when we were having penetrative sex. The woman would cum sometimes three or four times in a row when we were fucking. She loved to ride me and would continue as long as I was hard driving herself from one orgasm to the next. In a way, I guess that balanced out things.

Sounds like some type of savant.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Every sex partner I've ever had was awesome. Even the girl that barfed on me during oral sex...

I just wonder what their opinions of me are.

 

[TTitan79]

There are plenty of ways for sex to be ... less than good.

1. Wanting to enter me before I'm ready. What the hell am I supposed to do? My choices are to stop him and possibly ruin the moment, or let him go ahead and risk painful thrusting.

All he has to do is check and see if I'm wet first. Not rocket science.

2. Blaming me for not getting hard.

3. Blaming me for cumming too quick.

4. Blaming me for not getting him off.

5. Comparing me to some previous partner.

6. Leaping up to leave as soon as he cums. Jeez, that makes me feel real good.

7. Being too rough. Nothing worse than having your nipples or even your clit manhandled by some dude who saw it that way in a porn video and thinks that's what all women want.

8. Trying to talk me out of wearing a condom. Hey, I don't like 'em, either, but ...

9. Saying insulting or demeaning things.

10. Not paying attention. If I start moaning or whimpering, that means ... "keep doing that!"


Guess I should stop here. This list is a compilation from 30 years of being sexually active. They don't happen very often any more, but in those 30 years, they've all happened at least once.

Not sure I understand men, or women who could be so inconsiderate. From my first sex partner to my current, I have spent an unbelievable amount of time researching how to please my partners. I have spent a ton of money on toys, and a ton of time perfecting technique. I am by no means an expert, but how is it not fun learning to get your partner off? The problem I have, is that I put all this work into, and my wife doesn't. Jesus, how difficult is it to do kegels? Im glad she gets off 5 or 6 times,but Im tired of fucking for so long and having a hard time getting mine. She says she does them, but she was doing them after our first kid, and could milk my cock. She just doesn't put the efforts in anymore, and we are fairly young. She is all fine with me getting her off over and over, but if I don't cum, she just says sorry.

 

[Loving50]

I had a lover that was so rough when he fingered me it left me in pain for a few days. I talked to him about it but nothing changed. He was really rough with my nipples too. I tried to make things work thinking he would be more careful but no change. I just had to move on.


Then there was the guy who insisted on keeping the tv blaring during sex (and watched it nonstop). That lasted exactly one time.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I had a lover that was so rough when he fingered me it left me in pain for a few days. I talked to him about it but nothing changed. He was really rough with my nipples too. I tried to make things work thinking he would be more careful but no change. I just had to move on.


Then there was the guy who insisted on keeping the tv blaring during sex (and watched it nonstop). That lasted exactly one time.

I thought women liked it rought. Otherwise I would have stopped with you.

I kept the TV on because I had to watch ESPN. Damn.

 

[smallgirl]

Had a guy who talked politics afterwards.
seriously?
The sex was boring too.