Worst Sex Partner

[DJFaninTN]

i had one lady who had a smoking hot body. she could have been in Penthouse very easy. well we finally get to the dirty deed and I swear all she did was lay there. WTF? she enjoyed having her pussy eaten but she said she wouldn't let herself orgasm. I thought well that time maybe she was just nervous the first time so we tried it again several weeks later. second time was worse!


years later I started dating a very nice looking blonde with some nice fake 36 C's. first off she would get in bed but really didn't want to sleep with me. later that night she knows I am rock hard and she rubs her tits on my back. I think well hell … she's changed her mind. Nope .. she wasn't interested. Next morning I tempted her again and she said she wasn't comfortable .. so I hopped in the shower before driving home. I got dressed and came out giving her a nice goodbye kiss. she pulls me on top of her and starts grinding hard. I think well hell … now she wants it. Nope …. that's all she wanted to do. I grabbed my suit case and headed home.

both very nice ladies and they were blessed with some very nice bodies but really didn't know how to use them. sad.

 

[BiGuyMN]

I just added #11 to my list ...

11. Men who say shit like this:

Hi. I'm paying attention!

Yes, I know this is an old post....

 

[TheBearsDoe]

The worst for me was this guy that lasted two minutes...and for the entirety of the two minutes it was like he was having a seizure in my vagina. I just laid there like what the fuck? Do I need to get you some meds? (not poking fun at those who suffer from seizures. they are probably amazing in bed compared to this guy!)

Needless to say it made me a believer in horrible sex, which I didn't believe in before then.

 

[haurni]

I had a lover that was so rough when he fingered me it left me in pain for a few days.

I'm afraid I did that once. We were online friends and finally met in person (she lives 1700 miles away). She was very wet and came close but I just couldn't manage to get her off. This was our first (and only) encounter after several years of no sex for me, so I was seriously out of practice and very nervous. She was 20 and a virgin and had never had an orgasm (she had very strict parents and had also been repeatedly molested as a child) and it wasn't until a couple of years later that she finally got into her first relationship and began experiencing them.

I apologized profusely afterward and I regret to this day that I didn't make more of an effort to ask her to let me go down on her but she was reluctant and we were also pressed for time so, all things considered, it was probably a recipe for disaster. I wish we'd had the time to do it right.

 

[Rigger287]

My worst sex partner has to be my wife - even after 40 years she won't try anything that isn't vanilla sex or mild bondage. *sigh*

 

[norfolklad]

My worst sex partner has to be my wife - even after 40 years she won't try anything that isn't vanilla sex or mild bondage. *sigh*

A very similar story with my ex-wife. She'd been married before for nearly 15 years but was still a virgin. She came from a religious family and inculcated with the view that sex was dirty and horrible and not something she was supposed to enjoy. She was, needless to say, an only child: 'I've done it once, that's quite enough.'

We patiently overcame many of the problems and debunked most of the old spouse's tales with which she'd been brought up, but much of the time she could only really let herself go when she was drunk, and I do mean blotto drunk, not just tipsy, so unless I was in bed within a few seconds of her she'd be out cold. If she wasn't drunk, and even sometimes when she was, she tended to suffer from vaginismus.

Needless to say, that marriage didn't last for 40 years.

 

[vizio]

Have to say the worst sex I ever had was still pretty good. I mean what feels better than an orgasm brought on by someone else.

 

[doowdniw]

Hands down, would have to say my first wife. Is there such a thing as a comatose starfish. Granted, she had a lot of premarital undisclosed baggage, e.g. sexually abused by a family member as a child, which didn't come out until after we married (and no, that's not why we divorced). Thankfully, my current wife had a happy childhood. She is a fantastic lover in every respect.

 

[Rozalin_0123]

One of the most interesting threads I've read in a while. Makes me thankful for the healthy sex life I've lived.

I had a few experiences that were just... Meh. But nothing really worth telling.

One thing puzzles me; in this thread there's several cases where the girl wouldn't move, make noise, etc. How is that even possible? When I'm in the mood or especially when I'm being stimulated, I can't help but move or moan.

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

Those who think real sex is like pornography.

 

[lovecraft68]

Those who think real sex is like pornography.

If you're with the right person sex can be like pornography. The difference is the before and after.

In 13 years my wife and I have never made love. We both agree sex should be fun and wild and raunchy. But we're also very affectionate and loving and don't need sex to show that side of us.

 

[IntmtStrngr]

hey..

My wife when we first met and through our second child was an very interactive giving as well and as unrestricted and uninhibited as she got but after year thirty, she gave up on giving oral even bad oral. It wasn't much longer after that that rest our sex life began to unwind like a 2 dollar watch.
So she is not only the worst sex partner I've ever had but the best as well.

 

[Torinona]

Tall, dark, handsome, well-hung... epic fail!

I dated a guy for a few months who would only do it with the lights off, only missionary style, no oral for him or me and he never spoke or made much noise. He left me with something of a complex for a time afterwards, as he was only the second man I'd slept with.

He was a very good kisser and incredibly well-endowed, but that wasn't going to do it for me in the long run. He was a very sweet and shy guy, I was the one who approached him and started chatting him up, I think it just goes to show that some bad sex isn't because the person is lazy or indifferent or selfish, some of it is not meshing or having any variety of characteristics, be they routines, flaws, habits, preferences.

 

[redpan]

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[policywank]

I wonder what is going through the minds of the 'dead fish' women. For me it would take a sustained effort to 'just lie there' 'like a starfish'. Sexual intercourse just feels so damn good that responding and being an active participant of sorts seems completely natural to me. Do you folks think that they tell themselves that doing anything more than just lying there is somehow wrong? Are they deliberately static because 'getting into it' is somehow slutty or something?

I have had friends who told me they felt guilty having an orgasm if it was with the "wrong" guy or in the "wrong" circumstances. I don't get it but I think they had a massively overdeveloped inclination to plan their lives and gauge everything relative to their expectations. They could wrap their heads around having a summer fling but the real deal wasn't supposed to show up for another 2 years so it was too early for a pelvis shuddering orgasm. I tried to explain how tough it is to find the right man and you just need to roll with life, not nothing doing.

 

[policywank]

A good lover who found out after we had been together that I had quite a bit more experience than him. It came out in the most innocuous way but it made him insecure and seemed to encourage him to see me as some kind of "slut" stereotype. His previously satisfying love making turned to excessive aggression, hair pulling and all kinds of accusations not worth repeating when I didn't morph into a porn star. When I tried to explain that I liked things the way they were he accused me of being a slut and a hypocrite for not now wanting the abusive sex he wrongly assumed I had been having with other guys.

 

[loneeyes]

I dated a girl that made it very clear (almost explicitly so) that she wanted me to have sex with her even though she said 'no.' And that's a line I'm just not willing to cross. I don't mean like rape fantasy, where everything is pre-planned and you have a safe word and all; I mean she just kept talking about how great it was when a guy took the pressure off her and did it to her anyway, about how grateful she was when it had happened before, about how it was really manly to just take it...I made it pretty clear I wasn't going to bite, that it just wasn't a risk I was ever willing to take, and she left pretty soon after.

I too, have had the experience of sex with a woman who wouldn't do anything but just lay there. Totally lame.

 

[squirrelzo]

It was very recently. Met on a "legit" dating site. So cute smart and lived in my town. Worked for hbo. Megabucks. What could be wrong? Talked on phone, imd, txted a lot. Very hot very sexy. Sent awesome cock pix. Went out had date. Awesome!! We made out in my place beforehand. Hot!! Go to my place after dinner. Finally get down to action. TINY cock!!!! Smallest I have EVER seen. But hey I can deal. Tried to suck him but almost gagged because he smelled. Tried intercourse. He was so small I could BARELY feel it and he came in literally 30 seconds. Yep, worst ever.

 

[PleasePeesMe]

I think

it's very poor form to diss someone you've had sex with.

 

[squirrelzo]

That is an inane comment considering the theme of this thread

 

[PleasePeesMe]

I'm entitled

to my opinion. You don't have to agree with it. I wasn't referring to you specifically, rather the thread as a whole.

 

[LucyH]

it's very poor form to diss someone you've had sex with.

Is it inhehrently any worse than complaining about other people in your life who you've had less than satisfactory interactions with?

 

[PleasePeesMe]

Ok, Ok

I concede.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

it's very poor form to diss someone you've had sex with.

If posters were using the partner's name I would agree it is bad form. But we are not naming names, so it's fine to discuss.

 

[LucyH]

Anyway, the worst sex I've ever had was when I was badgered into it and eventually gave in because I needed sleep and he wasn't letting me get any. I can't imagine how that could have been much fun for him either, but given that he did it more than once, he must have at least found it mildly entertaining.