Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

My favorite last line from any movie, ever:

"Hey, everybody! We're all gonna get laid." (Caddyshack)
 
The straw finally arrived, but there has been another delay. Since the straw was out, we decided to have the spanking bench reupholstered. Well, I got into a conversation with the delivery person and one thing led to another...


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I like the width of it. The bench.
 
Out for a drive, passed the barn -- thinking summer would be good for a barn party.

Just wanted to say hi MWY!

:cattail:
 
Out for a drive, passed the barn -- thinking summer would be good for a barn party.

Just wanted to say hi MWY!

:cattail:

Hello to you, too! :kiss:

I went out for a drive this morning, too. Found a great hash place. Now I just want to take a nap.
 
I hope everyone is enjoying this great summer weather!

Mwy, I'm going to a fine whiskey establishment this afternoon up on the north side. Have you ever been to Fountainhead? Great selection of delicious beer, wine, and liquor.
 
I hope everyone is enjoying this great summer weather!

Mwy, I'm going to a fine whiskey establishment this afternoon up on the north side. Have you ever been to Fountainhead? Great selection of delicious beer, wine, and liquor.

I had a great ride this morning in the new-ish topless car so, yes. I have not been to Fountainhead, though the Yelp machine shows that it's a fine place indeed. If I didn't already have other commitments, I'd invite myself along.
 
Hello to you, too! :kiss:

I went out for a drive this morning, too. Found a great hash place. Now I just want to take a nap.

A belly full and a nap = perfect


I hope everyone is enjoying this great summer weather!

Mwy, I'm going to a fine whiskey establishment this afternoon up on the north side. Have you ever been to Fountainhead? Great selection of delicious beer, wine, and liquor.

It's storming and grey here! :mad: but a good afternoon to.... nap!
 
A belly full and a nap = perfect




It's storming and grey here! :mad: but a good afternoon to.... nap!

At one point this morning it looked like we might see some darker clouds but they blew over pretty quickly. Our day has been so sunny that I felt compelled to stop at a store to equip my car with sunblock. I use SPF 10,000 and can only find it at a few places.
 
Well, ya know, October seems a good month for a Bondage Barn dance.

Maybe host the Halloween party at Yank's?
 
Aaaahhhhhhh 🙌 *happy tackles you*

You're back!

Possibly. Was in the neighborhood so I stopped in.

I am happy to see you too.
There are some newbies around here that could use some of your wisdom... ;)

I rather doubt that I'm even close to the best person for this. Surely others around here know more and are less irascible than I.

Can we dance naked under the full moon? :eek:

What's wrong with dancing naked under the barn lights? ;)
 
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