Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[Wild_Honey_66]

Possibly. Was in the neighborhood so I stopped in.



I rather doubt that I'm even close to the best person for this. Surely others around here know more and are less irascible than I.



What's wrong with dancing naked under the barn lights?

I like you irascible. And nothing! Do we have a disco ball?

I just stopped in for the free coffee and donuts. But dancing naked might be fun too.

Not a damned thing....

Woohooooooo

Dancing nana ~~> Not naked... yet.

 

[Aphro]

What's wrong with dancing naked under the barn lights?

Nothing at all.

Until you step in the cow shit.

 

[cookiecat]

Got some friends together to help clean the barn

but we keep getting tied up

might take us a while

 

[midwestyankee]

Got some friends together to help clean the barn


but we keep getting tied up


might take us a while

Glad to see your sense of humor is as snarky and sturdy as ever.

 

[midwestyankee]

Nothing at all.

Until you step in the cow shit.

This sounds like the voice of experience.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Nothing at all.

Until you step in the cow shit.

Isn't that what naked stable boys are for?

 

[gracie920101]

I brought a few decorations.

 

[desertslave]

It's pretty musty here in the barn, so I doubt that anyone would want to party.

<Peeks in, sees MWY, and launches a hugtackle in his general direction>

Hiya!!!! Long see no time!

 

[Eva_Star]

Ooooh! Aaaaaaah!

 

[Aphro]

Pretty soon, someone is going to have to oil the hinges on this barn door.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*scampers in*

Aphro!

*scampers out*

 

[midwestyankee]

Pretty soon, someone is going to have to oil the hinges on this barn door.

Now that you mention it, I’m not getting much use out of the place. I wonder if I might be able to find a buyer.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Now that you mention it, I’m not getting much use out of the place. I wonder if I might be able to find a buyer.

 

[Shankara20]

Now that you mention it, I’m not getting much use out of the place. I wonder if I might be able to find a buyer.

NOOOooooooo.......

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

No sale!

 

[Cumference]

So much silicone lubricant has seeped into the ground under the barn, you’ll be having a superfund site if you try to sell it.

Just saying.

 

[midwestyankee]

So much silicone lubricant has seeped into the ground under the barn, you’ll be having a superfund site if you try to sell it.

Just saying.

You’re just trying to negotiate a better price, aren’t you?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You’re just trying to negotiate a better price, aren’t you?

*peeps out from under a quilt*

I just woke up and here you are! What a nice way to start the day!

 

[cookiecat]

You’re just trying to negotiate a better price, aren’t you?

It is good to "see" you, even in these small doses.

 

[midwestyankee]

*peeps out from under a quilt*

I just woke up and here you are! What a nice way to start the day!

Better be quick, like a bunny!

It is good to "see" you, even in these small doses.

At my age, small doses are all I can manage.

 

[cookiecat]

Better be quick, like a bunny!



At my age, small doses are all I can manage.

Right. Because you're like, a million?

 

[midwestyankee]

Right. Because you're like, a million?

Alright, who blabbed and gave away my age? Still, the upside is that just about everyone qualifies as a younger woman.

 

[cookiecat]

Alright, who blabbed and gave away my age? Still, the upside is that just about everyone qualifies as a younger woman.

Always looking at the bright side!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Alright, who blabbed and gave away my age? Still, the upside is that just about everyone qualifies as a younger woman.

Yes but do they call you Daddy or Gramps?

*scampers*

 

[midwestyankee]

Yes but do they call you Daddy or Gramps?

*scampers*

That is a closely guarded secret. One might say that I don't spank and tell.