Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[Endless_Night]

Absolutely!

So, do you by any chance, have a suggestion for a first flogger? For someone (me ) who likes thuddy? Possibly one that could also be used solo?

 

[desertslave]

See above for a link.

ETA: I'm not affiliated with the Etsy seller in any way, just found it through Etsy's search.

 

[Endless_Night]

See above for a link.

ETA: I'm not affiliated with the Etsy seller in any way, just found it through Etsy's search.

Thank you very much!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[midwestyankee]

We've had too much talk of jeweled collars and it's beginning to rattle my frugal Scottish mind. Who likes to use found objects, household objects, and such for play?

I rather like using exercise bands, for example, as simple bondage gear.

 

[Endless_Night]

We've had too much talk of jeweled collars and it's beginning to rattle my frugal Scottish mind. Who likes to use found objects, household objects, and such for play?

I rather like using exercise bands, for example, as simple bondage gear.

You seem to be a little confused, OWY, or MWY, or whoever you are today.

So, let me clear things up for you. There is no such think as too much talk of jeweled collars.

:seriousfaceicon:

 

[midwestyankee]

You seem to be a little confused, OWY, or MWY, or whoever you are today.

So, let me clear things up for you. There is no such think as too much talk of jeweled collars.

:seriousfaceicon:

Perhaps at least the discussion ought to be a little more like show and tell and a lot less like Let's Make a Deal.

 

[Endless_Night]

Perhaps at least the discussion ought to be a little more like show and tell and a lot less like Let's Make a Deal.

Let's Make a Deal?

Are you making deals for collars? What kind of deals? What kind of collars?

...........I think I'm shocked!

 

[midwestyankee]

Let's Make a Deal?

Are you making deals for collars? What kind of deals? What kind of collars?

...........I think I'm shocked!

Hardly. Turn your focus to Show and Tell instead. Pictures, illustrations. What constitutes a suitable jeweled collar?

 

[midwestyankee]

Clothes pins are hardly an unusual household pervertible (though not many households actually use clothes pins these days), but this image appeared in my wanderings today, and I felt I just had to pass it on. Swoon away.

 

[dawn_of_night]

So? How about kitchen gadgets? Wire whisk? Silicone basting brush? Ice cubes?

 

[midwestyankee]

So? How about kitchen gadgets? Wire whisk? Silicone basting brush? Ice cubes?

All of the above?

 

[desertslave]

Pickle pullers.

 

[midwestyankee]

Pickle pullers.

Pic, please? I don't ever pull pickles.

 

[Aphro]

Clothes pins are hardly an unusual household pervertible (though not many households actually use clothes pins these days), but this image appeared in my wanderings today, and I felt I just had to pass it on. Swoon away.

I have clothes pins. And I actually use them to pin up my knickers, not my nipples.

 

[midwestyankee]

I have clothes pins. And I actually use them to pin up my knickers, not my nipples.

Which makes you even more rare than we had thought.

 

[Aphro]

Which makes you even more rare than we had thought.

It saves a ton on electricity. But it is more work to hang your laundry instead of sticking it in the dryer. I get excited when it is a "good drying day" which is warm with a light breeze.

Mind you, I may get even more excited by wooden clothespins on my nipples.

 

[desertslave]

Pic, please? I don't ever pull pickles.

AKA pickle pincher, pickle grabber. As opposed to a pickle fork, which breaks the skin of delicate pickles. LOL

Here's a pic

The funny thing (tool geek alert) is that a larger version of this is used when making marbles and other large blown glass objects. Then we call them 'hot fingers' but the idea is the same.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

"Hot fingers" sound like a lot more fun than clothes pins

 

[Endless_Night]

Hardly. Turn your focus to Show and Tell instead. Pictures, illustrations. What constitutes a suitable jeweled collar?

Well this little bauble comes in yellow gold, rose gold, or white gold and has an option of adding gemstones. It won't unclasp on its own, instead requiring the use of the cute little screwdriver in the bottom of the pic.

It would be a good start, except that it's a bracelet, not a collar, and runs around 6k.

http://www.pricescope.com/files/blog/cartier-love-bracelet.jpg

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Well this little bauble comes in yellow gold, rose gold, or white gold and has an option of adding gemstones. It won't unclasp on its own, instead requiring the use of the cute little screwdriver in the bottom of the pic.

It would be a good start, except that it's a bracelet, not a collar, and runs around 6k.

http://www.pricescope.com/files/blog/cartier-love-bracelet.jpg

Aren't you on some kind of hard core diet and exercise program? No problem, it should fit around your neck in a few weeks

 

[Endless_Night]

Aren't you on some kind of hard core diet and exercise program? No problem, it should fit around your neck in a few weeks

Dear Lord! I hope not!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[IrisAlthea]

It also makes your washing smell better and looks beautiful, and uv light is great for whites

Yup.
Sunlight can actually help get rid of the last remains of stubborn stains.
I found that out when stubborn kid refused to be fed anymore at 8 months.
We had a lot of stains there for a while.

 

[midwestyankee]

It saves a ton on electricity. But it is more work to hang your laundry instead of sticking it in the dryer. I get excited when it is a "good drying day" which is warm with a light breeze.

Mind you, I may get even more excited by wooden clothespins on my nipples.

This makes it sound like you've never actually tried this. Which surprises me. I think it would be most edifying for the fine people who frequent this joint for you to experiment with using your clothespins in a decidedly non-laundry manner and then report back to us on the experience.