Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[Cumference]

Oh, cumference. When ever i do something new or dangerous ( comparatively) or new I think of your quote and smile.

I can of last week add illegal. Sort of. I could have argued my way out of it had the police stopped me. It felt incredibly wicked to a rule follower like me though.

My pleasure!



It is very invigorating.

 

[Endless_Night]

She would be a colourful addition to the Lit Tits thread, though I imagine many would be looking for the 'wincing' emoji on Tuesdays.

Now I want an wincing emoji. Want!

There is a Lit Tits thread?

 

[Shankara20]

Now I want an wincing emoji. Want!

Will this do?

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g38/nbright1969/AAA-SIGN/0hxhyl-p.png

 

[midwestyankee]

Now I want an wincing emoji. Want!

There is a Lit Tits thread?

Indeed there is. Lit Tits - for guys as well as girls. Tuesday is usually a big day for thread activity. I'm sure they'd love to have you participate.

 

[midwestyankee]

Since you all got bored with Karate Boobs so quickly (c'mon, no one even went for the obvious "will you get a load of those knockers" joke?)...

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/trump_zpsw1lrk6jn.jpg

Discuss

 

[Endless_Night]

Will this do? < pic snip >

As a temporary measure. But it needs squintier eyes.

Indeed there is. Lit Tits - for guys as well as girls. Tuesday is usually a big day for thread activity. I'm sure they'd love to have you participate.

Errrr................

 

[Endless_Night]

Yikes!!!!!

Have you been hitting the hooch lately, Obiwan Yankee?

Since you all got bored with Karate Boobs so quickly (c'mon, no one even went for the obvious "will you get a load of those knockers" joke?)...

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/trump_zpsw1lrk6jn.jpg

Discuss

 

[midwestyankee]

Yikes!!!!!

Have you been hitting the hooch lately, Obiwan Yankee?

The trouble with wine is that it loses its subtlety after the third bottle. But, to answer your question, no.

Maybe there's a male analog to karate boobs we could discuss.

 

[Endless_Night]

The trouble with wine is that it loses its subtlety after the third bottle. But, to answer your question, no.

Maybe there's a male analog to karate boobs we could discuss.

What? Does he crush cans with his...errr....body parts?

Edited: 3 bottles!!!

 

[desertslave]

Since you all got bored with Karate Boobs so quickly (c'mon, no one even went for the obvious "will you get a load of those knockers" joke?)...

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/trump_zpsw1lrk6jn.jpg

Discuss

Well done!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

What? Does he crush cans with his...errr....body parts?

Here you go

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Endless_Night]

Here you go

Finally. Sexual equality.

Before you play, when you look at the woman's hair there creepy face in the play of light on the waviness. At first I thought she was looking at the camera in a scary lion mask.

Really? Her face was in and out of there so fast I never got a good look at it. I tried. Several times.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Endless_Night]

No, not her face, I saw her hair, but thought it was her face in a lion mask, because the light makes it into a face.

Ohhhhhh! *dashes back off to look*

 

[midwestyankee]

Here you go

Boogie Nights meets Kung Foo Panda.

 

[midwestyankee]

Enough with the pugilistic private parts. Time for something much more serious: clothes pin torture. Note the difference in apparent state of mind between the two women pictured below:

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/12_zpsrwtnrq9j.jpg


http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/keeping-pussy-open-with-clothepins_zpsagu0coso.jpg

I dare say, the young lady in the bottom picture seems to be taking the whole thing quite in stride, as if to say "So, when's this supposed to start to hurt?"

 

[Endless_Night]

*ultimate squeal of horror*

Enough with the pugilistic private parts. Time for something much more serious: clothes pin torture. Note the difference in apparent state of mind between the two women pictured below:

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/12_zpsrwtnrq9j.jpg


http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/keeping-pussy-open-with-clothepins_zpsagu0coso.jpg

I dare say, the young lady in the bottom picture seems to be taking the whole thing quite in stride, as if to say "So, when's this supposed to start to hurt?"

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I don't know...
Bottom Girl only has six pressure points going on compared to two strings that are obviously ready to be ripped off of Top Girl. She could be distancing herself mentally, putting the pain into her "pain basket" and waiting to deal with it until she can't put it off any longer. Top girl could be talking, or yawning (though I doubt the latter). Pics happen in a millisecond. Or it could be exactly as you perceive it. Some people have very high pain tolerance.

 

[Endless_Night]

I don't know...
Bottom Girl only has six pressure points going on compared to two strings that are obviously ready to be ripped off of Top Girl. She could be distancing herself mentally, putting the pain into her "pain basket" and waiting to deal with it until she can't put it off any longer. Top girl could be talking, or yawning (though I doubt the latter). Pics happen in a millisecond. Or it could be exactly as you perceive it. Some people have very high pain tolerance.

You seem..........to know an awful lot about this, errr, subject.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

You seem..........to know an awful lot about this, errr, subject.

:innocentface:
Wild guess

 

[Endless_Night]

:innocentface:
Wild guess

 

[Endless_Night]

It's been forever since that :innocentface: has seen the light of day.

It's looking a little tarnished.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

What?
I'm a really lucky guesser

 

[Endless_Night]

What?
I'm a really lucky guesser

Uh huh.