Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[midwestyankee]

What?
I'm a really lucky guesser

Uh huh.

You're both crazy, but we do love our crazies around here.

 

[Endless_Night]

You're both crazy, but we do love our crazies around here.

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That wasn't curmudgeonly at all! But it was awfully sweet!

 

[midwestyankee]

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That wasn't curmudgeonly at all! But it was awfully sweet!

So not even a tenth of a point for non-curmudgeonly sweetness? Wow, tough crowd.

 

[kayte]

Enough with the pugilistic private parts. Time for something much more serious: clothes pin torture. Note the difference in apparent state of mind between the two women pictured below:

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/12_zpsrwtnrq9j.jpg


http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/keeping-pussy-open-with-clothepins_zpsagu0coso.jpg

I dare say, the young lady in the bottom picture seems to be taking the whole thing quite in stride, as if to say "So, when's this supposed to start to hurt?"

Hi {{{{{Yank}}}} What is really going to hurt is when the rope is pulled to release all of the pins in the upper picture....

 

[desertslave]

Hi {{{{{Yank}}}} What is really going to hurt is when the rope is pulled to release all of the pins in the upper picture....

Your point is????

P.S. is that a Cub in your Av?

 

[kayte]

Your point is????

P.S. is that a Cub in your Av?

Well, I like erotic pain but that may be a bit intense for me.

That is a 150 hp Bellanca Decathlon. Full inverted fuel and oil. I did fly competition Sportsman level aerobatics in my past life.

 

[desertslave]

Well, I like erotic pain but that may be a bit intense for me.

That is a 150 hp Bellanca Decathlon. Full inverted fuel and oil. I did fly competition Sportsman level aerobatics in my past life.

<swoon> I got a taste of aerobatics but never got to pursue it. I grew up in my parents' Piper Tripacer.

 

[Cumference]

Stay earthbound!

(I want one of these)

http://www.obsidianfields.com/lj/ehm/ehmsculpture.jpg

It is supposedly at The Erotic Heritage Museum, but that is all I know.

 

[Endless_Night]

So not even a tenth of a point for non-curmudgeonly sweetness? Wow, tough crowd.

9.8 for curmudgeonly sweetness!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Stay earthbound!

(I want one of these)

http://www.obsidianfields.com/lj/ehm/ehmsculpture.jpg

It is supposedly at The Erotic Heritage Museum, but that is all I know.

I very much approve of the boob indentions in this device!

 

[Cumference]

Someone has put quite an effort into it.

I wonder if it is marble or "just" white concrete.

 

[Que]

Apparently, for some, safe, sane and consensual is not a possibility if bruising occurs.

 

[Que]

Well, I like erotic pain but that may be a bit intense for me.

That is a 150 hp Bellanca Decathlon. Full inverted fuel and oil. I did fly competition Sportsman level aerobatics in my past life.

Very nice.

 

[desertslave]

Apparently, for some, safe, sane and consensual is not a possibility if bruising occurs.

Sad for them.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[CutieMouse]

In all seriousness, even in 'vanilla' ( I really dislike that term) sex I've picked up little bruises and scrapes.

And I'm the lucky soul who does bruise when she doesn't want to, and doesn't bruise when she does want to.

 

[IrisAlthea]

In all seriousness, even in 'vanilla' ( I really dislike that term) sex I've picked up little bruises and scrapes.

This.

Isn't the definition of really good sex, that you keep going even when you know you are going to die of rug burn, because it's just too good to stop?

 

[Shankara20]

I very much approve of the boob indentions in this device!

"boob indentions"???? I thought those were for balls

 

[Endless_Night]

"boob indentions"???? I thought those were for balls

Clearly I'm an idiot. I was thinking butt cheeks!

 

[midwestyankee]

I very much approve of the boob indentions in this device!

"boob indentions"???? I thought those were for balls

Clearly I'm an idiot. I was thinking butt cheeks!

One of these things is not like the other. I am having a good deal of trouble imagining how normal butt cheeks, boobs, and testicles would all fit into the same indentations.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Clearly I'm an idiot. I was thinking butt cheeks!

Seriously, seriously wide spread butt cheeks!

 

[Endless_Night]

One of these things is not like the other. I am having a good deal of trouble imagining how normal butt cheeks, boobs, and testicles would all fit into the same indentations.

It probably depends on the butt cheeks, boobs, and testicles in question. Just saying.

 

[Shankara20]

One of these things is not like the other. I am having a good deal of trouble imagining how normal butt cheeks, boobs, and testicles would all fit into the same indentations.

What we have here is a failure of imagination...

..and the inclusion of the term "normal".

You, dear Sir, have clearly forgotten your audience.

 

[Shankara20]

It probably depends on the butt cheeks, boobs, and testicles in question. Just saying.

"butt cheeks, boobs, and testicles"

"and"???

a very crowded place indeed....

 

[Endless_Night]

"butt cheeks, boobs, and testicles"

"and"???

a very crowded place indeed....

And? My mind just completely blanked.