Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[midwestyankee]

Holy .....!

Would this be another case of the humblebrag? Inquiring minds want to know.

Perhaps.

I can't be bothered to read all that... sheesh

All that's necessary for your purposes is the first post. Surely that wouldn't tire you out too much.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Nope! Feels like a trap, and I'll not fall into it

 

[midwestyankee]

Nope! Feels like a trap, and I'll not fall into it

What are you now, some kind of giant squid pilot?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

What are you now, some kind of giant squid pilot?

Ummmm...
How do I check for that?

 

[midwestyankee]

Ummmm...
How do I check for that?

I suppose the first step might involve a mirror?

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/43fde972fb2dbaa8363632eab17b4c986bd166dcf670b713efc2685c58b8bd6a_zpsgrxtjegl.jpg

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I suppose the first step might involve a mirror?

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/43fde972fb2dbaa8363632eab17b4c986bd166dcf670b713efc2685c58b8bd6a_zpsgrxtjegl.jpg

Whew! Ok.
I'm good for at least the top half

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[midwestyankee]

There is a current thread on how to where people are talking about piv not really lasting more than ten minutes. I wanted to rage at the accusation op was being unfair expecting more than this. But its been so long since I had sex with any one but G I felt maybe I have forgotten....

No humble brag...G has staying power.

( I might have broken one of G's rules here...is that actually about our sex life? )

Hmmm...I missed that thread. I posted about coffee, though.

 

[wicked woman]

Well, everyone who knows me well knows that I'm cheap, so that part is a given. As for easy, around here that's a compliment so I'm okay with that. However, I do have a slight question for you on the "half as fast" part. By "half as fast" do you mean "takes half as much time" or "takes twice as much time?" Your wording is ambiguous at best. Besides, I am already on record on this matter.

OMG! Those were the days. Thanks for the walk down memory lane. Oh and Yank, how's your stamina a decade later?

 

[midwestyankee]

OMG! Those were the days. Thanks for the walk down memory lane. Oh and Yank, how's your stamina a decade later?

You know what they say about older guys...slower is better, right?

 

[midwestyankee]

Wine and whiskey are only part of the heart of life - important parts, to be sure - but there's another life source to be honored daily.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/image.jpg2_zpstphhiihb.jpg

 

[Shankara20]

Wine and whiskey are only part of the heart of life - important parts, to be sure - but there's another life source to be honored daily.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Tmcm_inhell.jpg/250px-Tmcm_inhell.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Tmcm_inhell.jpg/250px-Tmcm_inhell.jpg

I like the way you think.

 

[SpunThings]

I miss coffee. I can drink it when I know I'll have a reasonable amount of physical activity soon after. Unfortunately that is rare.

 

[thelaughingcat]

I'll stick to wine and whisky...sure the boss won't mind

 

[midwestyankee]

It's a simple principle, really

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/tumblr_nqwxmg1we21u4j69ro1_500_zpstdtczvpp.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

Finally found an image that comes close

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/tumblr_nqwxmg1we21u4j69ro7_500_zpsgcbo5cpw.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

Finally found an image that comes close, part deux

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/tumblr_nqwxmg1we21u4j69ro6_500_zpsora34tui.jpg

 

[desertslave]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/tumblr_nqwxmg1we21u4j69ro1_500_zpstdtczvpp.jpg

Works for me!

 

[midwestyankee]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/tumblr_nu0zxqubN31uzo729o1_500_zpsmzhzb27a.jpg

 

[Endless_Night]

^^^^LOL!

For some reason I seem to be attracted to spanking themes lately.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

^^^^LOL!

For some reason I seem to be attracted to spanking themes lately.

Oh, I doubt that will backfire on you at all

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, I doubt that will backfire on you at all

And I'll raise you a

 

[midwestyankee]

^^^^LOL!

For some reason I seem to be attracted to spanking themes lately.

Coming over to the Dark Side, are you?

 

[Endless_Night]

Coming over to the Dark Side, are you?

I am the Dark Side.

Just saying.