Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[midwestyankee]

Let sleeping kitties lie or lay.
Hubby wants tacos now.

May I suggest trying ABTB*?
















*Any Place But Taco Bell

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm starting to think you have a phobia, Obiwan.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm starting to think you have a phobia, Obiwan.

It's not a phobia when the fear is rational. Being afraid of dying from cancer is rational. Being afraid to walk down the center line of an interstate highway in traffic is rational. Being afraid of being poisoned is rational. Taco Bell's food is poisonous. It rots the body and the mind. This is not a phobia; it's a rational response to reality.

 

[Endless_Night]

It's not a phobia when the fear is rational. Being afraid of dying from cancer is rational. Being afraid to walk down the center line of an interstate highway in traffic is rational. Being afraid of being poisoned is rational. Taco Bell's food is poisonous. It rots the body and the mind. This is not a phobia; it's a rational response to reality.

...........................

 

[midwestyankee]

...........................

See, I told you it rots the mind. Look what it has done to your previously fine command of the language.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Haha!
And I thought she was just feeding you a line

 

[midwestyankee]

Haha!
And I thought she was just feeding you a line

She knows that I wouldn't touch a gluten-free paleo and sugar-free line.

 

[Endless_Night]

How about a whoopee pie line?

Those things look disgusting, btw! Like lard, between chocolate cookies.

 

[midwestyankee]

How about a whoopee pie line?

Those things look disgusting, btw! Like lard, between chocolate cookies.

Actually, more like three kinds of sugar whipped together to form an addictive substance that makes heroin look like kale.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Actually, more like three kinds of sugar whipped together to form an addictive substance that makes heroin look like kale.

This!
So very this ..!

And don't you dare knock whoopie pies, Missy, until you have tried one and ended up eating ten!

 

[midwestyankee]

This!
So very this ..!

And don't you dare knock whoopie pies, Missy, until you have tried one and ended up eating ten!

I am a whoopie pie addict, and I approve this message.

 

[Cumference]

Plebs!

Sarah Bernhardt cookies, those are truly addictive!

(And the proof that my taste buds are multi orgasmic!)

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I really like kale

Haha! This made me laugh
How about some kale whoopie pies?
We won't tell MWY ..

 

[Endless_Night]

I really like kale

LOL! Awesome! Elle wins the internet!

Plebs!

Sarah Bernhardt cookies, those are truly addictive!

(And the proof that my taste buds are multi orgasmic!)

*jealous*

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Endless_Night]

Smiles.

I'm glad this went down better than the response to the nurse who asked me today if I have completed my family. She looked a bit horrified when I cocked my head and said

'Mmm, I think I want another dog, but not yet. '

medical peeps ....not everyone with infertility has a good sense of humour

Oh, no! Well, Kale trumps...everything, so you're good.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I'm happy to say as far as I know we are both infertile but do love Taco Bell. We can split the $5 box and be happy!
Can't remember the last time I ate kale.

And as much as we love dogs our place here will remain dog free............. Except for the few months our daughter's family borrowed the house while the new one was being built. Didn't find any dry dog poop so I suppose it was okay.

 

[midwestyankee]

Haha! This made me laugh
How about some kale whoopie pies?
We won't tell MWY ..

JFC, this is heresy!

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh, no! Well, Kale trumps...everything, so you're good.

Next time you're thinking of having sex, be sure to tell your partner that kale trumps orgasms so you're just going to trundle off to the kitchen to have a salad instead.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm happy to say as far as I know we are both infertile but do love Taco Bell. We can split the $5 box and be happy! >

See, MWY? Taco Bell rules.

< Kale for supper and orgasms for fogestifs! >

Ta da! I'm with Elle!

And I don't even know what fogestifs are.

 

[midwestyankee]

See, MWY? Taco Bell rules.



Ta da! I'm with Elle!

And I don't even know what fogestifs are.

I would guess that her device got bratty when she typed digestif. A caning should prevent this from happening in the future.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]