Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

Hello! I am so glad to see you.

Hello there, beautiful you! :rose:


*Pops open a Diet Coke and makes a triple-decker Fluffernutter with an extra layer of Nutella.*

What's happening, my friend?

*giggles to self about relabeling the kale soda as Diet Coke in your pantry*

A triple suggests the wait was far too long. Sounds like I arrived just in time. :D

Me? I'm a bit battle weary but my lungs still seem to out muscle my challenges, so I keep breathing hope for the after-care part of my life dates. In the mean time I find myself romancing tree hammocks. Oh the swoon-sway!

Also, where is the scotch?
 
Hmm, blanket fort type cuddle puddle?

Thank you, but no.:rose: I haven't felt very people-y lately.

I'm grumpy and restless - I need more real in my life and I'm having a hard time making it happen.



But I love your new av. Your sunnies are so perfectly you. :heart:
 
Thank you! I like them too ;). I have an embarrassment of sun glasses because I wear them everyday but I feel very drawn to my little flower ones right now :) they were at a discount store, and are a little scuffed which makes me love them all the more. My sunglasses are not all frivolous at all, but these just had to come home with me.

You made the right decision. :)
 
I looked it up.

Expecting it to be something naughty, but it is just a very ethnic American sandwich made with peanut butter and marshmallow spread.
:eek:

More accurately, the Fluffernutter is a regional favorite. The sandwich was heavily promoted by the New England-based manufacturer of the Fluff brand of marshmallow fluff and is a staple of New England food culture.


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Hello there, beautiful you! :rose:




*giggles to self about relabeling the kale soda as Diet Coke in your pantry*

A triple suggests the wait was far too long. Sounds like I arrived just in time. :D

Me? I'm a bit battle weary but my lungs still seem to out muscle my challenges, so I keep breathing hope for the after-care part of my life dates. In the mean time I find myself romancing tree hammocks. Oh the swoon-sway!

Also, where is the scotch?

We have a spanking bench to deal with those who mess with the sacred Diet Coke, young lady. Harrumph!

Romancing a hammock sounds peaceful. Too bad my hammock space is now covered in snow.
 
Okay :eek: ... *deep breath*... what are the metal rings that the ornaments are hanging from?


Regular old 4 gage piercing rings. About 20 years ago I got carried away and had a bunch of genital piercings installed.


Link> see...

Link> see without holiday cheer...

I got a little silly one year and hung some holiday ornaments from the rings and snapped some pics.

I removed the jewelry about 7 years ago, they were a bit over the top for new Wife. I miss them, but She makes up for it.


I have been lying in bed for three freaking hours and I'm still awake! :mad::(


I hope to dear God that you not being able to sleep has nothing at all to do with wondering about my balls!!!! :eek:
 
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I hope to dear God that you not being able to sleep has nothing at all to do with wondering about my balls!!!! :eek:

Are you sure? I suspect there are plenty of male LItsters hoping Honey is wondering about thier...errr, nether regions.

:cool:
 
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