You know you've spent too much time at Lit when. . .

[Eilan]

...you realize you're only here out of nostalgia.

ed

I hear ya.

 

[midwestyankee]

...you can remember why you put 2 people onto your Ignore list, but can't even recall any of the other names on the list.

 

[Saucyminx]

...you post something to be funny on FB, and think, hmmmm RJR would start a thread on lit if he saw that joke.

 

[Aphro]

Walked past a woman at Wal Mart yesterday with a table full of toothbrushes and mouthwash. She called out "It's Oral Health month!" and what I heard in my head was "It's Oral Sex month!" and started uncontrollable giggling as I walked past. I feel certain she thought I was a total nutbar.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Walked past a woman at Wal Mart yesterday with a table full of toothbrushes and mouthwash. She called out "It's Oral Health month!" and what I heard in my head was "It's Oral Sex month!" and started uncontrollable giggling as I walked past. I feel certain she thought I was a total nutbar.

Pfffft, was probably checking you out.

 

[midwestyankee]

Walked past a woman at Wal Mart yesterday with a table full of toothbrushes and mouthwash. She called out "It's Oral Health month!" and what I heard in my head was "It's Oral Sex month!" and started uncontrollable giggling as I walked past. I feel certain she thought I was a total nutbar.

I guess it's a good thing they weren't vibrating tooth brushes then.

 

[Aphro]

I guess it's a good thing they weren't vibrating tooth brushes then.

Hehe. Don't even joke. Those battery operated toothbrushes ARE multipurpose!

 

[Aphro]

Pfffft, was probably checking you out.

Hmmmmmmm. I somehow doubt it. I live in Canada. It's still parka weather here.

 

[midwestyankee]

Hehe. Don't even joke. Those battery operated toothbrushes ARE multipurpose!

So I've heard.

 

[Emerson40]

Hehe. Don't even joke. Those battery operated toothbrushes ARE multipurpose!

 

[MaryanneB]

Been here too long when I type FUCK on a Facebook post. Thank God for the edit button.....
Although most of my friends wouldn't blink an eye....

 

[Hypoxia]

When every acronym IRL looks like LIT sexual shorthand. BBC is always good for a laugh. Then I see IIRC and I wonder if it's some incestuous interracial code? And FWIW sounds like an interesting combo. Pass the lube.

 

[BongoGal]

Isn't it odd how the letter I in the words "IN" and "TONIGHT" has been revealed but the I in the supposed "AIR" has not?

Obvious fake is obvious.

 

[midwestyankee]

Isn't it odd how the letter I in the words "IN" and "TONIGHT" has been revealed but the I in the supposed "AIR" has not?

Obvious fake is obvious.

Good catch!

 

[Miles Long]

Plus, "Luck be in the air tonight" isn't an actual expression anyone uses. It's not a thing.

 

[Emerson40]

Tony, that squarty little tiger, says "Theyyyy'rrre GRREEEAATTTT!"

 

[Aphro]

LOL! Who designed that little gem?! Awesome. Now I want Frosted Flakes.

 

[Cumference]

LOL! Who designed that little gem?! Awesome. Now I want Frosted Flakes.

I also had to look a few extra times before I could se the dinosaur.

 

[StrangeView]

When I looked at the back of a box of Asda (UK Supermarket) own brand honey nut corn flakes to find, in bold type, 'HOW DO YOU TOP YOURS?' First thing I thought was "Is that a question I really want to answer over the breakfast table?", closely followed by "How much mess would it make if I hit a bowl of cereal with a riding crop?"

And yes, I do normally live over in BDSM

 

[StrangeView]

Well? How do you?!!

Haha!! Carefully and methodically

 

[Bramblethorn]

When every acronym IRL looks like LIT sexual shorthand. BBC is always good for a laugh. Then I see IIRC and I wonder if it's some incestuous interracial code? And FWIW sounds like an interesting combo. Pass the lube.

My work has several acronyms that are one letter off porn terms.

One time when I was giving a presentation I accidentally used the porny acronym instead of the one I was supposed to be talking about. I don't think anybody noticed... or if they did, they were kind enough to keep quiet.

 

[lovecraft68]

When you see a pic in a thread and you've seen the porn clip that it came from.....and it happens a lot.

 

[oggbashan]

When you enter a search term for a story and half the results are YOUR stories.

 

[lovecraft68]

We did this roll out for a customer a few years ago that consisted of these large black cases on wheels with a whole product line it for sales reps.

Now they are returning than and they are a pain the ass, we call them "Big black cases"

The other day the girl who was filling in down at receiving calls me and says

'Hey, I have six BBC's down here, what should I do with them?"

She then had to say, "Hey, you there?"

because well....because.

 

[hashtag45]

When you see a pic in a thread and you've seen the porn clip that it came from.....and it happens a lot.

Just barging in…
I owe you an appology for my nasty replies from a recent thread.
But I was quite sensitized with regards to a certain subject, having been trolled & insulted + + around it, and your pun came just at one of those moments.
So sorry about that, I was inappropriate.