You might be dominant if:

[lark sparrow]

Going through airport security your SO's nipple clamps set off the metal detector and then a personal search is required.

(actually saw this happen at an airport security line just lately.)

lol yes only a Dominant would enjoy and encourage this little public humiliation. Mistress and I have had plenty of muses over what I would be taking in my carry-on on visits to Her, and if I would be allowed to check the bag. I haven't had to experience this nifty one - yet.

These are all great once again. Eb does have a gift!

 

[Gorath_00]

LMFAO!! Yall are great! liked this one especially

when men stare at you, they always look down and away first.

Why? Because I do that all the time! lol.....


Yes, EB does have a gift! Totally agrees! Shes halarious! that is, of course, when she wants to be. Doesnt want to see her bad side.... I should be quiet now... my grave is just gettting deeper and deeper... lol

 

[Ebonyfire]

LMFAO!! Yall are great! liked this one especially



Why? Because I do that all the time! lol.....


Yes, EB does have a gift! Totally agrees! Shes halarious! that is, of course, when she wants to be. Doesnt want to see her bad side.... I should be quiet now... my grave is just gettting deeper and deeper... lol

Do I have a bad side? Haven't you heard? I am "full of myself" & think I am "hot shit" ! LOL

Eb

 

[Gorath_00]

lol... I have notieced that everyone has a bad side, but from the very few I know (about three IRL lol.. they live close to Atlanta..), Dommes have a very, very bad side. I made that mistake. Once. It was especially frightening, because I was at a very tender age of fifteen.. and just discovering my tendancies to submission. I havent had the guts to get onto these fourums until now.

 

[Ebonyfire]

lol... I have notieced that everyone has a bad side, but from the very few I know (about three IRL lol.. they live close to Atlanta..), Dommes have a very, very bad side. I made that mistake. Once. It was especially frightening, because I was at a very tender age of fifteen.. and just discovering my tendancies to submission. I havent had the guts to get onto these fourums until now.

I have three subs and none of them are afraid of Me. I am not interested in having a fearful sub.

Eb

 

[Gorath_00]

If you were me at the age of fifteen, and in Hot Topic, all alone, and a tall Domme was yelling at you, wouldnt you be afraid? Probably not. Is not afraid, anymore though is excited LOL

 

[bunny bondage]

LOL! i'm afraid i have nothing to contribute, but damn these are funny. thanks eb, and i also love the mirror to this thread "you might be a sub if.." you rock! ^_^

 

[WriterDom]

opps. was supposed to be a new thread.

 

[Ebonyfire]

you are female, and when you play poker, Queens are always wild.

 

[Gorath_00]

you are female, and when you play poker, Queens are always wild.

LMAO! I must be the joker...

 

[Gorath_00]

you might be a dom/me if you slip up and call the waiter at a prestigeous restraunt "slut" or any derivation therof.

 

[Shiver]

You might be dominant if...

...you know exactly where the load-bearing beams are in your ceiling because there are large hooks screwed into them all.

...you can tie eighteen different kinds of knots; and you're neither in the Navy nor a Boy Scout.

...you're getting ideas just reading the words "Boy Scout."

...the scarves in your bottom drawer are arranged by length and thickness, to keep the blindfolds seperate from the restraints.

..."bottom drawer" has a double meaning.

...all the shrubs in your garden have thorns.

 

[lovetoread]

Re: You might be dominant if...

Heh these were good.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: You might be dominant if...

...you know exactly where the load-bearing beams are in your ceiling because there are large hooks screwed into them all.

...you can tie eighteen different kinds of knots; and you're neither in the Navy nor a Boy Scout.

...you're getting ideas just reading the words "Boy Scout."

...the scarves in your bottom drawer are arranged by length and thickness, to keep the blindfolds seperate from the restraints.

..."bottom drawer" has a double meaning.

...all the shrubs in your garden have thorns.

Hmmm, thorns!

Eb

 

[Gorath_00]

Re: You might be dominant if...

...you know exactly where the load-bearing beams are in your ceiling because there are large hooks screwed into them all.

...you can tie eighteen different kinds of knots; and you're neither in the Navy nor a Boy Scout.

...you're getting ideas just reading the words "Boy Scout."

...the scarves in your bottom drawer are arranged by length and thickness, to keep the blindfolds seperate from the restraints.

..."bottom drawer" has a double meaning.

...all the shrubs in your garden have thorns.

LOL! those were great. Wish I were smart, witty, and cleaver, so I could come up with such amusing little posts. Oh well.

 

[MissTaken]

if

when you are at a deli , you are asked what dressing you would like with your sub and you suggest the red leather mini and halter?

 

[Ebonyfire]

if

when you are at a deli , you are asked what dressing you would like with your sub and you suggest the red leather mini and halter?

Good one, MissT!

Eb

 

[Gorath_00]

if

when you are at a deli , you are asked what dressing you would like with your sub and you suggest the red leather mini and halter?

LOL!

 

[maddi]

Would this be one?

You know your a domme when....

You order more fleet's than your local hospital.

Your toy box is bigger than your three year old's and you don't share either.


(sorry the best than I can do?)

LOL, I do think these are so funny, I needed a laugh.
Thanks Eb and everyone.

Maddi

 

[Gorath_00]

Those were funny! Lot more funny then mine lol!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Would this be one?

You know your a domme when....

You order more fleet's than your local hospital.

Your toy box is bigger than your three year old's and you don't share either.


(sorry the best than I can do?)

LOL, I do think these are so funny, I needed a laugh.
Thanks Eb and everyone.

Maddi

Maddi they were funny! Especially about the toy box!

Eb

 

[SaltydogNH]

Hardware and software

you are known by name at the tack shop and you don't have a horse, or know anyone else who does, just lots of ponies.

you are well known in the contractors aisle at Home Depot for ordering lumber and chain but you've never got a building permit or a pickup truck

You see a pretty woman sobbing, which makes you wonder what somebody did to hurt her, and you smile wickedly thinking of the possibilities

you can describe ten kinds of leather and their characteristics when used in floggers

you know know the term figging and you have even done so to a person

you can use implements found in the average kitchen to subdue and inflame a sub, needing only a few minutes to look through the pantry and drawers.

the postman and ups drivers know your house by the amount of plain brown wrappers delivered from addresses with only initials in their names

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Hardware and software

you are known by name at the tack shop and you don't have a horse, or know anyone else who does, just lots of ponies.

you are well known in the contractors aisle at Home Depot for ordering lumber and chain but you've never got a building permit or a pickup truck

You see a pretty woman sobbing, which makes you wonder what somebody did to hurt her, and you smile wickedly thinking of the possibilities

you can describe ten kinds of leather and their characteristics when used in floggers

you know know the term figging and you have even done so to a person

you can use implements found in the average kitchen to subdue and inflame a sub, needing only a few minutes to look through the pantry and drawers.

the postman and ups drivers know your house by the amount of plain brown wrappers delivered from addresses with only initials in their names

LOL, Some of those could be used by subs too! Double duty!

<edited to make sense>
Eb

 

[kate8417]

...you see the local deli's sign advertising "6 and 12 inch subs" and wonder where you could get handcuffs to fit them.

Great thread, Ebony!

Happy Day, A/all!

 

[lovetoread]

Oh my gawd, that was funny.