You might be dominant if:

[Ebonyfire]

...you see the local deli's sign advertising "6 and 12 inch subs" and wonder where you could get handcuffs to fit them.

Great thread, Ebony!

Happy Day, A/all!

LOL, a 12 inch sub is too much!

eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

You go into the kitchen and can't find anything, because you never cook.

eb

 

[Hecate]

You go into the kitchen and can't find anything, because you never cook.

eb

or:
You go into thekitchen and can't find anything because most implements are already / still somewhere scattered around a tied up person in the living room ;-)

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: You might be dominant if:

or:
You go into thekitchen and can't find anything because most implements are already / still somewhere scattered around a tied up person in the living room ;-)

Oh yes, Hecate, I love that one much better!

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

You find you need a replacement head and foot board for your king sized bed every year.

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Hardware and software

you are known by name at the tack shop and you don't have a horse, or know anyone else who does, just lots of ponies.

you are well known in the contractors aisle at Home Depot for ordering lumber and chain but you've never got a building permit or a pickup truck

You see a pretty woman sobbing, which makes you wonder what somebody did to hurt her, and you smile wickedly thinking of the possibilities

you can describe ten kinds of leather and their characteristics when used in floggers

you know know the term figging and you have even done so to a person

you can use implements found in the average kitchen to subdue and inflame a sub, needing only a few minutes to look through the pantry and drawers.

the postman and ups drivers know your house by the amount of plain brown wrappers delivered from addresses with only initials in their names

uhm *blushes* what's figging? ^^;;?

 

[WriterDom]

Re: Re: Hardware and software

uhm *blushes* what's figging? ^^;;?

anal play (or torture) using ginger root

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=107211

 

[Ebonyfire]

Your kids put you in a nursing home where the old people are REALLY served!

Eb

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Re: Re: Hardware and software

anal play (or torture) using ginger root

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=107211

thanks for telling me! ^^;;...why a ginger root? any particular reason? (this is kinda interesting)

 

[kate8417]

thanks for telling me! ^^;;...why a ginger root? any particular reason? (this is kinda interesting)

Ginger root is very spicy--learned this when I made the mistake of rubbing my eyes after cutting some up for stir fry. Ouch!

You might be a Dom/me is you can't find any string to truss up your Thanksgiving turkey, then decide the thumbcuffs should work just fine. (God help me, I'm afraid there are some folks who may actually be aroused by this image...)

Happy Turkey Day, A/all!

 

[Bondagebunni]

Ginger root is very spicy--learned this when I made the mistake of rubbing my eyes after cutting some up for stir fry. Ouch!

You might be a Dom/me is you can't find any string to truss up your Thanksgiving turkey, then decide the thumbcuffs should work just fine. (God help me, I'm afraid there are some folks who may actually be aroused by this image...)

Happy Turkey Day, A/all!

i'm afraid some people have actually tried that...that's funny.

 

[Goddess Helena]

Wonderful thread, Ebony.

You may be a Dom/me if you can look at a waiter's back and have him feel your gaze and have him come to serve you.

You may be a Dom/me if you can make a grown man blush by arching an eyebrow at him over your sunglasses.


Helena

 

[SaltydogNH]

you might be a Dom/me if by simply making eye contact across a room with an adult:
they lower their eyes
they start to sweat
their heart rate increases
their erectile tissue(s) become engorged
their butt and thigh muscles start to clench
their voice lowers or ceases.

Salty

 

[Bijoux]

You might be a dom(me) if:

You start every conversation by looking at the persons crotch and snickering.

You get offended when people don't kiss your feet before speaking

You take your kids to the park and nearly com in your pants at seeing the eagles nest

You know enough facts and factors about system shock, hemoraging, friction burns, bruising, cuts, scrapes, and other injuries to pass the RN test - but you've never even been to school for it.

YOu get a wicked smile on your face going through the fishing tackle section of walmart

Your idea of dressing for the holidays is putting on a colored bracelet with your classic black leather

~
B

 

[lovetoread]

You get a wicked smile on your face going through the fishing tackle section of walmart

lmao.

 

[Ebonyfire]

when anyone says " thank you, ma'am", you blurt out "you're welcome pet" in return.

Eb

 

[evesdream]

when men stare at you, they always look down and away first.

Eb

nice. these are all really funny.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Wonderful thread, Ebony.

You may be a Dom/me if you can look at a waiter's back and have him feel your gaze and have him come to serve you.

You may be a Dom/me if you can make a grown man blush by arching an eyebrow at him over your sunglasses.


Helena

I love these two cause they really do work. It is as if they know you can see through to the core.

Eb

 

[lovetoread]

when anyone says " thank you, ma'am", you blurt out "you're welcome pet" in return.

Eb

lol, I have heard this in real life.

 

[Ebonyfire]

During Thanksgiving Dinner, you admonish your guests seated around the table not to feed your footstool.

Eb

 

[Bondagebunni]

During Thanksgiving Dinner, you admonish your guests seated around the table not to feed your footstool.

Eb

damnit, now i'm horny!

Wow that one's funny! *giggles* poor footstool though...no stuffing!!! does he get leftovers? he should get them in a dish...ooh...damn...very horny...

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: You might be dominant if:

damnit, now i'm horny!

Wow that one's funny! *giggles* poor footstool though...no stuffing!!! does he get leftovers? he should get them in a dish...ooh...damn...very horny...

Oh he will get fed, alright. After he is finished serving.

Eb

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Re: Re: You might be dominant if:

Oh he will get fed, alright. After he is finished serving.

Eb

what does he wear when he's serving? *bounces happily*

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Re: Re: You might be dominant if:

what does he wear when he's serving? *bounces happily*

A smile.

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

when you think of a booty call, it means you are calling for someone to spank.

Eb