graceanne
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HEY!!! I go away for two weeks and someone moves the ham!!!
WTF!!!
Now I suppose the green eggs are moved as well!!!
I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them shank-i-am!
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I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them shank-i-am!
DVS
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See, you couldn't have posted this, if the thread hadn't been moved to the cafe.
Green eggs? It's probably mold!
That Seuss guy is lying to you.
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DVS
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Well, if you've seen any news story at all, you now know the truth. But, I don't own a cell phone so I think I'm in the clear on that part. Emails? I've sent myself a few choice emails speaking badly about our government, just in case they are reading them. I did happen to mention that J. Edgar was a cross dresser, but I'm guessing they already knew that.Ha!
The next thing you will tell me is the my government is tracking all my phone calls, reading my emails and Facebook posts and following my credit card purchases.
What sort of fool do you take me for
Actually, they say they won't even mess with you, as long as you aren't talking to someone in a foreign country. I'd also suspect they have that narrowed down even more to specific countries. Then, if you are just asking how the weather is over there and that doesn't trigger any of their code phrases that mean something else, they move on to other people.
But, if "how's the weather over there" happens to be one of their code phrases, you might get a special agent assigned to read your emails for anything else that looks suspicious.
You in particular might want to lay off of adding any pictures to your thread for a while. They might be misunderstood as some kind of torture "how to" picks.
Shankara20
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You in particular might want to lay off of adding any pictures to your thread for a while. They might be misunderstood as some kind of torture "how to" picks.
I had better start posting under a nom de plume!
oh...
wait...
I already am
There is no way that can be tracked back to the real me.
Now, I'm off to see someone about buying some bridge in Brooklyn
graceanne
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I had better start posting under a nom de plume!
oh...
wait...
I already am
There is no way that can be tracked back to the real me.
Now, I'm off to see someone about buying some bridge in Brooklyn
Too late, I already bought it.
Shankara20
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Who'd have the guts to say either of you do your job poorly?
You're sweet! I try to be good.
Sorry I have been lapsing lately, some stuff put me off a bit, but I am calmed down and coming back!
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Shankara20
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A lady never tells.
(I will not post "yes, but what about you?)
(I will not post "yes, but what about you?)
(I will not post "yes, but what about you?)
(I will not post "yes, but what about you?)
(I will not post "yes, but what about you?)
(I will not post "yes, but what about you?)
Thank you my dear.
graceanne
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(I will not post "yes, but what about you?)
(I will not post "yes, but what about you?)
(I will not post "yes, but what about you?)
(I will not post "yes, but what about you?)
(I will not post "yes, but what about you?)
(I will not post "yes, but what about you?)
Thank you my dear.
Wow, you have more strength than me.
I'd have posted.
Shankara20
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Wow, you have more strength than me.
I'd have posted.
That post is called passive-aggressive. Mom taught me that skill.
graceanne
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Yeah, mine tried. Unfortunately, I'm not capable - I'm just aggressive aggressive or passive passive.
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Yes, but what about you? Being straight and to the point. I like that in a person.A lady never tells.
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You mods work so stealthy, I didn't even know you were lapsing. But coming back is always good.You're sweet! I try to be good.
Sorry I have been lapsing lately, some stuff put me off a bit, but I am calmed down and coming back!
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Yes, but what about you? Being straight and to the point. I like that in a person.
A lady I might not be, but contrary I am. I should have been named Mary.
I understand - but as a bi-switch I'm a little of both
Are you sure you're not just indecisive?
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It seems you also have a mild stutter. Was that from parental abuse?
My mother once threw a plate at me. She missed me and hit the side of our TV. Scratched the TV and broke the plate. She said, "now, see what you made me do?" I never really understood parents.
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Shankara20
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Are you sure you're not just indecisive?
Indecisive?
Nope!
Just a slut - I like 'em all....
(oink oink)
DVS
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I must need glasses, then. I'm seeing double.No no I I do do not not ! !
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Sowwy Mr. Shankie *blows kisses*HEY!!! I go away for two weeks and someone moves the ham!!!
WTF!!!
Now I suppose the green eggs are moved as well!!!
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I knew I should have commented in this thread when it first went up. I thought DVS's OP was actually quite informative.
...in case this post is too serious, MEOW MEOW MEOW.
...in case this post is too serious, MEOW MEOW MEOW.
