Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Though if you want … you can PM me your crush and I will PM them and tell them someone has a crush on them.

You can choose to have it anonymous or let the person know who you are.


All in PM so it’s still secret and confidential

Already included in my service offered, you have enough ideas and are likely to be named in crushes. Please use me for this service. I won’t be named in any crushes so no cross crush contamination

 

[Wriggle]

But she totally is real! She's from...Canada!

Okay, that didn't work as well as it did in junior high ...

What's weird is I used to have a girlfriend on here from Canada

It's not that far-fetched on here.

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is like secret Valentine where you have a rose delivered in class.

Oh God, you mean where they are bullying everyone else who visibly doesn't get one?

 

[lavendersilk]

What's weird is I used to have a girlfriend on here from Canada

Braggart.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Already included in my service offered, you have enough ideas and are likely to be named in crushes. Please use me for this service. I won’t be named in any crushes so no cross crush contamination

Absolutely no one crushes on me …



And if you do … you’re probably a weirdo.

 

[Wriggle]

Braggart.

Also a hyperbolist.

 

[SWR101]

Absolutely no one crushes on me …



And if you do … you’re probably a weirdo.

I’m pretty sure most of us are weirdos anyway

 

[Bry1313]

What is this and why am I the only male member?

Because you are

 

[UnquietDreams]

Absolutely no one crushes on me …



And if you do … you’re probably a weirdo.

I have told you -- repeatedly -- of my crush on you.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I don’t know anyone’s name.

Okay sweetie

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have told you -- repeatedly -- of my crush on you.

See? It’s not even secret.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Okay sweetie

Babes … you know he has only 2 crushes.

#thruplepower

 

[UnquietDreams]

See? It’s not even secret.

I'm bad at Lit.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Where's the matchmaking service for people who have crushes on the unavailable and disinterested?

This is kind of a mean way to tell me. You could've just let me down in a PM

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Babes … you know he has only 2 crushes.

#thruplepower

Do you think there will be an end of the year best thruple award? Just AFAF

 

[Lmizzler]

I promise I’m deleting messages as soon as I get them!!!

I have started no less than 5 different message threads with CCG simply because she cherishes nothing.

I can promise you....she's deleted that shit!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Proof is in the pudding

Wow

 

[lavendersilk]

Do you think there will be an end of the year best trumple award? Just AFAF

 

[Bry1313]

Absolutely no one crushes on me …



And if you do … you’re probably a weirdo.

You were literally named in Lit Mambo number 5 and been the subject of a 3some confession amongst others. Stop lying.

 

[Wriggle]

Babes … you know he has only 2 crushes.

#thruplepower

 

[Qky75]

Absolutely no one crushes on me …



And if you do … you’re probably a weirdo.

Not true!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That's a weird fix for me

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have started no less than 5 different message threads with CCG simply because she cherishes nothing.

I can promise you....she's deleted that shit!

See All!!!


Anyone who had EVER received a PM from me knows I always have to start a new PM thread because ALL the originals are gone.

 

[MindYaBitness]

So no one is willing to admit their Christmas crush?

I would, but I'm not sure the crowd wants to be underwhelmed, and I don't want the eye-rolls!