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[Deleted member 6568729]

Thanks Kitty!

Also, I'm pretty shocked y'all don't think I could cum first.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

*Ahem*

Did you make this thread already???? where is it???

 

[MindYaBitness]

Thanks Kitty!

Also, I'm pretty shocked y'all don't think I could cum first.

I don't want to cum first, I want to cum last, after tons of foreplay/teasing/edging. Y'all can race to the finish without me!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Thanks Kitty!

Also, I'm pretty shocked y'all don't think I could cum first.

Did you make this thread already???? where is it???

LOL no, just reminding you guys that I can cum circles around anyone here. You better hope it’s not an endurance race!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What kind of races are we talking about here? I also don't mind watching.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I WAS GOING TO SEND THIS GIF!!!!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don't want to cum first, I want to cum last, after tons of foreplay/teasing/edging. Y'all can race to the finish without me!

Hear me out. If you cum first, then you can start working on orgasm #2
#bigbrain

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I don't want to cum first, I want to cum last, after tons of foreplay/teasing/edging. Y'all can race to the finish without me!

The first one always sneaks up on me!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

The first one always sneaks up on me!

Did you see that thing Mindy posted earlier about the 'clit' in the car? It was sneaky in the worst way

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Did you see that thing Mindy posted earlier about the 'clit' in the car? It was sneaky in the worst way

I didn't but I trust that she's a sneaky little minx

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I didn't but I trust that she's a sneaky little minx

I've enjoyed her sneaky and minx traits, but this one was horrifying and yucky. Normally I'm all in on things related to the clit, but this is making me re-evaluate my love affair

 

[MindYaBitness]

I didn't but I trust that she's a sneaky little minx

Dont look it up, unless you want nightmares for years

 

[Bry1313]

That's even weirder. Hmmm. Am I just my own sex toy now?

iOS works better than Android

 

[Bry1313]

Oh hush. You'll be fine.

You say that but you were included, so you are biased.

 

[Bry1313]

I mean. We talked for an hour earlier. I got my fill.

Wait, you had lunch today?

 

[Bry1313]

I can share

Since when?

 

[Bry1313]

You can join the races I guess but I think that gives us an unfair advantage tbh.

Im in

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We could have teams for the Wack-A-lympics. Have different events, Speed (I am a ️), endurance, whacking to the weirdest shit.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

endurance

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Guess that leaves @Bry1313 with the weird shit.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Since when?

#accurate

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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We could have teams for the Wack-A-lympics. Have different events, Speed (I am a ️), endurance, whacking to the weirdest shit.

You might as well give me the gold, silver, bronze and platinum medals for endurance right now. Expecting Wheaties to call with endorsement offers any moment now…

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You might as well give me the gold, silver, bronze and platinum medals for endurance right now. Expecting Wheaties to call with endorsement offers any moment now…

Unrelated, but does anyone have any viagra they aren't going to use?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You might as well give me the gold, silver, bronze and platinum medals for endurance right now. Expecting Wheaties to call with endorsement offers any moment now…

I legit contemplated tagging you for endurance but then thought I’d let you volunteer yourself. You’re on my team though .

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I legit contemplated tagging you for endurance but then thought I’d let you volunteer yourself. You’re on my team though .

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