What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[MindYaBitness]

After seeing the old bird pic, I'm remembering a conversation that started when my then teen daughter and her friend were cackling at "old lady names"

So when I say Ethel, what do you picture?

Hahaha an old grandma.

Yep. But ...to be a grandma, they had to be a mom first right?

...umm...yeah? Duh?

So....to be a mom, they had to attract somebody's attention at least once....right?

Blink...blink.... realization dawning.... O..M..G..

That's right ladies, at one time, all the Gladyses Phyllises Gertrudes and Ethels were hotties.....and one day someone is going to be laughing at your names.

There will be old folks homes chalk full of Tiffany/Amber/Megan/Nicoles

 

[Qky75]

That is absolutely not true. Every woman named Gertrude or Ethel was hideous. But so was every Otis and Roscoe, so...

Lmao Ethel Merman? Cmon

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

There will be old folks homes chalk full of Tiffany/Amber/Megan/Nicoles

I almost wanted to take offense to this
Sigh
I’m getting old, huh???

 

[Portobelllobelle]

Dear Mr. Portabello

Clearance is granted one at a time. Sorry, that position is currently filled. Feel free to apply again next year.

Sincerely

Director YaBitness

Director YaBitness,

I do appreciate your time to review, It’s this kind of personal follow up that is missing so often these days.

I look forward to the reapplication process.

 

[SmokingFap]

Lmao Ethel Merman? Cmon

Have you ever actually seen him-- I mean, her?

 

[Qky75]

I almost wanted to take offense to this
Sigh
I’m getting old, huh???

Like a fine wine

But obviously not white zifendel...that's for dicks apparently

 

[Qky75]

Have you ever actually seen him-- I mean, her?

In the 40s? Yes

 

[SmokingFap]

In the 40s? Yes
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How old ARE you?

 

[Qky75]

How old ARE you?

Well sonny, I been meaning to ask you....you do look awful familiar. What's your mammie's name again?

 

[SmokingFap]

Well sonny, I been meaning to ask you....you do look awful familiar. What's your mammie's name again?

Mary. Dad's name was Joseph.

 

[Qky75]

Mary. Dad's name was Joseph.

Ohhhh so James ..."little Jimmy". "The other one"

 

[SmokingFap]

Ohhhh so James ..."little Jimmy". "The other one"

I'm the one that everyone made a big deal about when I made water into a barrel of white zinfandel. Because nobody got laid at the wedding.
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[Qky75]

I'm the one that everyone made a big deal about when I made water into a barrel of white zinfandel. Because nobody got laid at the wedding.
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Julio and Gallo's father might have spelled it the same but the J sounds way different

 

[SmokingFap]

Why did I click on that link?

Because you know I always post something super awesome.

What exactly was I even looking at?

A fire-breathing unicorn humping Smurfette. I admit, the photo was a little grainy.

Why did you feel the need to post that?

Have we not met?

Sigh... it might be my bedtime

I'll be there in a minute, honey.

 

[Bry1313]

That is absolutely not true. Every woman named Gertrude or Ethel was hideous. But so was every Otis and Roscoe, so...

Otis Redding has words.

 

[Bry1313]

Time for sleep. Or a wank. Or both.

Clocks in as my alt clocks off

 

[Bry1313]

You could try Wild Rice (might be more up your alley), it's brown and white rice together.....you'll have 50/50 odds of getting it right!

That’s not what wild rice is at all

 

[Madhatter02]

me too! My husband asked what TF I was laughing at!

 

[MindYaBitness]

That’s not what wild rice is at all


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It's just as gross as brown rice. Don't buy the propaganda from Big Rice!

 

[dawn_of_night]

For fucks sake..
Did I mess up?
What's happening in my pretty little head

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

It's just as gross as brown rice. Don't buy the propaganda from Big Rice!

you must have never had my chicken wild rice soup!!

 

[SmokingFap]

you must have never had my chicken wild rice soup!!

I bet you cooked it naked.


(runs away laughing hysterically)

 

[MindYaBitness]

you must have never had my chicken wild rice soup!!

More for you

 

[kyblue12]

I bet you cooked it naked.


(runs away laughing hysterically)

Well duh.... thats what makes the rice WILD!!!! lol

Also trying to decide if I want to earworm a lot of people on this forum....

 

[dawn_of_night]

you must have never had my chicken wild rice soup!!

Well, now that you mention it....
I have not.