Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[ydahecnot]

“I eat pussy like a lesbian. Heck, maybe I am one.”

 

[Fiestykitten]

“I eat pussy like a lesbian. Heck, maybe I am one.”

I have a man in a boat that needs saving...

 

[ydahecnot]

“The fire department is better equipped to handle that.”

 

[AlwaysDancing]

“The fire department is better equipped to handle that.”

That’s what the fire department says about my fire hose of a cock!!

Prove it ?!?? You weren’t supposed to call my bluff. Fuck.

 

[Fiestykitten]

That’s what the fire department says about my fire hose of a cock!!

Prove it ?!?? You weren’t supposed to call my bluff. Fuck.

I can help push you over the edge of that bluff

 

[cactusjack0584]

I can help push you over the edge of that bluff

Want to watch cliffhanger and climb all over me?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Want to watch cliffhanger and climb all over me?

Or … hear me out … we can watch “The Deep” and … (pops lips) … you know.

 

[Apisto42]

Or … hear me out … we can watch “The Deep” and … (pops lips) … you know.

If you have it on Betamax, you could put it in at my place? *waggles eyebrows*

 

[cactusjack0584]

I only have laserdiscs… can we at least do oral?

 

[Coyote100]

Your sunglasses need a little cleaning.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I think your fur needs to be brushed

 

[Shenanigans90]

Is that a cactus in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is that a cactus in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Shannon? Again?!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Shannon? Again?!

I can look like Shannon Doherty if that gets you off…..

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can look like Shannon Doherty if that gets you off…..

9021oh no!!!

 

[JPReads]

I was always more of a Melrose Place... I mean hey there

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I was always more of a Melrose Place... I mean hey there

Only bitches like melrose place.

Yeah. I’m in.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Only bitches like melrose place.

Yeah. I’m in.

I briefly attended the HS where they filmed 90210…and She’s All That…and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who could kick the butt of any of those Melrose Place bitches

 

[ydahecnot]

“Hey, good-ish looking”

ETA: It is incompetent flirting, after all

 

[Fiestykitten]

Your incompetent flirty could use a little review, wanna study at my place?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Your incompetent flirty could use a little review, wanna study at my place?

Can we bone up on biology while we’re there?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Can we bone up on biology while we’re there?

Ofc! I can give you a lesson on why your bones are some sexy fossils

 

[cactusjack0584]

What… you’d like to “bone”, ok if you insist….

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Are we doing archeology? I’ll get the whip!

 

[fakingadulthood]

If your legs start to cramp from dancing I could massage them or something