Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[ydahecnot]

“You? I’d hit it.”

 

[Wand3rlust]

Go out with you? I mean.

WHY *laughs* WHY THE *guffaws* WHY THE HECK NOT?

geddit? Geddit?! See what I did there?

*laughs uncontrollably for 15 minutes*

*stops. Stares*

 

[Qwertymaker]

Hey

 

[Fiestykitten]

I can make it so hot in here for the both of us, how do you feel about setting this room on fire?

 

[ydahecnot]

“You’re Aunt Bee’s knees.”

 

[Fiestykitten]

are you tired? Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day

 

[william1965]

 

[Fiestykitten]

Do you have something in your eye? I have visine….

 

[Grant55]

Do you have something in your eye? I have visine….

Do you take charity cases?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Do you take charity cases?

Would you mind answering this survey?

1. Are you single?
2. Is your dad your emergency contact?
3. Is your dad single?
4. If you answered "yes" to all of the above, would you and/or your dad like to get a drink sometime?
5. If you answered "no" to the previous question, how could we make this survey better in the future to make that "no" a "yes"?

 

[Polranny]

Would you mind answering this survey?

1. Are you single?
2. Is your dad your emergency contact?
3. Is your dad single?
4. If you answered "yes" to all of the above, would you and/or your dad like to get a drink sometime?
5. If you answered "no" to the previous question, how could we make this survey better in the future to make that "no" a "yes"?

Please let me complete more surveys

 

[Qwertymaker]

Please let me complete more surveys

What's your name, age, birthday, mother's maiden name, name of your first pet, where you went to high school, social security number, credit card number and the number on the back.

 

[Polranny]

What's your name, age, birthday, mother's maiden name, name of your first pet, where you went to high school, social security number, credit card number and the number on the back.

I love it when you talk so dirty

 

[Qwertymaker]

I love it when you talk so dirty

Silt, Sand, Clay, Loam

 

[Polranny]

Silt, Sand, Clay, Loam

I can't believe you missed out mud. How could you be so fucking cruel

 

[Qwertymaker]

I can't believe you missed out mud. How could you be so fucking cruel

I just like seeing you suffer

 

[Fiestykitten]

I just like seeing you suffer

I could set them on fire for you? Would that help me get into your pants?

 

[TongueLust]

I could set them on fire for you? Would that help me get into your pants?

I'll give you 10 orgasms for a pound of curls.

 

[Grant55]

I'll give you 10 orgasms for a pound of curls.

I'm speechless

 

[Fiestykitten]

I'll give you 10 orgasms for a pound of curls.

I'm speechless

Here you go, curls
You owe me

 

[TongueLust]

Here you go, curls
You owe me

You tease, I don't see any curls.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Fuck…..
@TongueLust

 

[TongueLust]

Fuck…..
@TongueLust

Wait a fucking minute! And you have tattoos.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Wait a fucking minute! And you have tattoos.

3….

 

[TongueLust]

3….