Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Fiestykitten]

I can sound like a guy if that's what gets you off

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

So.. I have a bush.. you have a bush... want to see who is better at topiary shaping?

 

[Noone45]

So.. I have a bush.. you have a bush... want to see who is better at topiary shaping?

Let me know if you need a hand ! Sweetheart

 

[Qwertymaker]

Are you an angle? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Um... are you butter? Because.... I made bread.

(What?!?!)

 

[cdstefi]

Um... are you butter? Because.... I made bread.

(What?!?!)

Do you like butter, and have you seen Last Tango In Paris?

 

[curious_slut]

Are you an envelope because I'd lick you before I send you on your way?




I'll see myself out.

 

[Qwertymaker]

If you were a turd, I wouldn't flush

 

[Fiestykitten]

So.. I have a bush.. you have a bush... want to see who is better at topiary shaping?

 

[_BassAckwards_]

Are you a zombie? Because...oh wait..no...damn...I forgot how it goes...

 

[Fiestykitten]

I'll let you eat my noodle any day

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'll let you eat my noodle any day

 

[MindYaBitness]

I use natural deodorant

 

[cdstefi]

I use natural deodorant

Has anybody ever told you that sperm is the best skin conditioner EVER?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Has anybody ever told you that sperm is the best skin conditioner EVER?

And we know it’s safe because I’ve tested it on animals.

 

[Qwertymaker]

Have I ever told you that you remind me of my mother?

 

[fakingadulthood]

You’re saying qwerty but we’re both thinking about typing like we’re using one of those courtroom stenographer things

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’ll sustain your objection alllllllll night

 

[fakingadulthood]

You may approach the bench, counselor

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Permission to treat the witness as hostile

 

[fakingadulthood]

You better be going somewhere with this or you’ll be held in contempt

 

[AlwaysDancing]

So, I’m basically a hung jury all be myself

 

[fakingadulthood]

depends on what we do with the gavel

 

[Rob_Royale]

Hey there hot stuff! Wanna come back to my place and help me move a body?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Hey there hot stuff! Wanna come back to my place and help me move a body?

Nah, I’ll just help you set it on fire. I love the smell of burning flesh in the mornings. It’s so hot.