Comments that leave you shaking your head

[Katie_Mae]

I must find time to check out your works. I didn't realise you had looked at any of mine, unless I misunderstood your comment.

You might not recall, but I discussed with you briefly your 2024 Halloween story, which I enjoyed.

 

[Nynah]

I received feedback through the Literotica Feedback portal that was initially very complimentary of my writing but then immediately launched into a 400-word second person POV narrative describing how they would eat me out. Honestly it was pretty well-written and relatively free of typos. But I can't help feeling like I received the textual equivalent of a dick pic.

 

[Bamagan]

I received feedback through the Literotica Feedback portal that was initially very complimentary of my writing but then immediately launched into a 400-word second person POV narrative describing how they would eat me out. Honestly it was pretty well-written and relatively free of typos. But I can't help feeling like I received the textual equivalent of a dick pic.

And one shot from a flattering angle, too. Most guys only wish they were 400 words long.

 

[Actingup]

I received feedback through the Literotica Feedback portal that was initially very complimentary of my writing but then immediately launched into a 400-word second person POV narrative describing how they would eat me out. Honestly it was pretty well-written and relatively free of typos. But I can't help feeling like I received the textual equivalent of a dick pic.

Presumably they’ve consented in advance to however you’ll respond? Wait until they discover your penchant for wearing stiletto heels during the act and really digging them in.

 

[PennyThompson]

I'm feeling all kinds of ways about wrapping up Adventures of Penny, but I've gotten some lovely comments and private feedback, plus one from Anonymous...

What a massively disappointing ending to a great story.

Which, fair enough if you didn't like the way it ended! I think when the quantum uncertainty of a series plot collapses into a definitive ending, it's not going to satisfy everyone.

But you could at least tell me what you didn't like, or what you were hoping for

 

[Actingup]

I'm feeling all kinds of ways about wrapping up Adventures of Penny, but I've gotten some lovely comments and private feedback, plus one from Anonymous...

Which, fair enough if you didn't like the way it ended! I think when the quantum uncertainty of a series plot collapses into a definitive ending, it's not going to satisfy everyone.

But you could at least tell me what you didn't like, or what you were hoping for

Whatever they wanted, they’ll have to suck it up. I’m sure that even Schrödinger read the last chapter to find out if the cat lived or died.

 

[onehitwanda]

Whatever they wanted, they’ll have to suck it up. I’m sure that even Schrödinger read the last chapter to find out if the cat lived or died.

Plot twist, there are three potential states of the cat, as Sir Terry pointed out.

They are:

1. Alive
2. Dead
3. Bloody Furious

 

[Davidwa1]

I write mostly cuckold stories. So someone who hates cuckold stories will for some reason, take the time and effort to read the story they claim to hate, then take the time to comment. And it's usually that she is a whore or a bitch, and i realize that they just can't accept a strong woman. Just crazy how people get so upset at the mere existence of a cuckold story sometimes.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Just crazy how people get so upset at the mere existence of a cuckold story sometimes.

It really is a strange phenomenon how they will purposely read something they know will trigger them.

 

[StillStunned]

It really is a strange phenomenon how they will purposely read something they know will trigger them.

Morbid fascination. They can't stop reading, and they hate themselves for that, so they project that hatred onto the stories and the people who write them. And that hatred becomes part of them and keeps them reading. They can't just give up something that's become part of who they are.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Morbid fascination. They can't stop reading, and they hate themselves for that, so they project that hatred onto the stories and the people who write them. And that hatred becomes part of them and keeps them reading. They can't just give up something that's become part of who they are.

I'm sure you're right. It's the only explanation. It's such a weird thing. With the exception of The Last Jedi, and Peter Jackson's King Kong, I've never hated anything.

 

[Publius68]

Plot twist, there are three potential states of the cat, as Sir Terry pointed out.

They are:

1. Alive
2. Dead
3. Bloody Furious

I assure you, this is not quite correct. Whether the cat is one or two, it is utterly certain that it is three...

 

[pink_silk_glove]

I am not looking for a good review from stacnash, and I'm not "concerned" how stacnash will judge me.

Are you sure about that? This statement says otherwise.

14 hours, not yet posted yet so all I know is I am the "absolute worst author on Lit." Which is unfair.

is helpful, as it indicates that this person could genuinely be interested in reading my stories, and what I'd need to do to improve. If I get a lot of comments about editing, it would indicate the lit readership as a whole are interested in well edited stories, which could help me grow my readership.

Why would you be interested in improving your technique as a means to growing your readership if you knowingly submit inferior stuff and don't care? You don't have to tell me the answer. Just ask yourself this and answer it honestly.

I knowingly publish "inferior" work here. I'm here for fun. With the stories I've published, for the most part, have no desire to make them better. I'm not here to "improve as a writer." Despite her saying there are no reasons for publishing less than your best work, there are many! Not every person who shares their silly little fantasies here has a desire to spend the time and effort to polish a silly little story.

Then you shouldn't care about stacnash or anyone else giving negative reviews to anyone. Yet obviously, you do.

I just didn't want you to think PSG was accusing you of being such a terrible person as me

Again, someone jumping to conclusions about what I think of them. I have no idea what kind of person you are and have zero judgements as such, I am merely responding to the statements that you make.

The great irony here is that more than a few people here accuse me of being a "mind-reader" assuming what they are thinking. I'm not reading anyone's mind. I'm just reading posts - posts that TELL me what you're thinking, usually very likely what you are thinking and sometimes exactly what you are thinking. ; )

 

[Katie_Mae]

Are you sure about that? This statement says otherwise. [snip]

Dear madam.

We have established that you think I as such an incredibly terrible writer that you cannot possibly understand what I post here.
And example, even after I posted the following clarifying comment:

Those two comments were not real comments, but they were inspired by events which have happened, not to me and not about my story.

I have described two hypothetical situations. The first situation is where the author was grammatically correct but used an outdated convention for the dialogue. The first critique was factually correct in this instance.

The second hypothetical situation, is one in which the dialogue was correct and followed modern convention, and in which the first critique did not exist. In this hypothetical situation the first critique (the polite one) was never posted. The second critique is, in the second hypothetical situation, the only comment which comments about the dialogue. Which I stated in my comment.

It still took several rounds of back to explain to you that there were two hypothetical situations. You admitted after you understood was the reason you didn't understand was because the way I write is so confusing, and that it wasn't apparent that there were two different hypothetical situations until a much later post.

This is not an infrequent occurrence with you.

I constantly find you butting in on conversations I am having with other people, not reading, partially reading or misinterpreting my posts and then we spend an exhaustible amount of back and forward explaining and re-explaining.

Given that my writing is so terrible, and you cannot possibly understand anything I say, I have to wonder why you do this.

Surely, as you find me so difficult to understand and comprehend you'd think you just wouldn't bother butting in on conversations I'm having with others and only speak to me when I directly to you.

Given also, that you frequently cannot understand what I'm saying, I doubt you have any great lens to see into my mind based on what I'm saying.

There are three possibilities going on:

• I am such a terrible writer you cannot possibly understand a thing I'm saying.
• My meaning is clear, but you yourself cannot understand me.
• You can understand me fine and are just pretending not to for the purpose of trolling me.

I could, go through your post, and explain each point where you're wrong. I do have answers for everything you've asked, and I am right about what I think and feel and you, as usual, are wrong. I could re-explain how stachnashes intention of ranking authors rather than stories mean that her way of doing critiques fails, and that her methods are not correct if that's what she's trying to do. I could explain why I was looking forward to laughing at her review of my story and why I'd be disappointed if she had a single nice thing to say about me.

But, I'm exhausted dealing with you.

Furthermore, I doubt your intention is to listen to understand but to listen to respond..

I know you believe "intentions don't matter" but they do. People's intentions impact their actions, and the success of those actions. Your intentions will alter the outcome here.

If the reason you are constantly replying to my posts is because you can't understand me (first two possibilities) then I'm going to call it a day and request you stop doing this. It's exhausting for me. Obviously you and I will never understand each other and it's best if we keep our conversations to a minimum. Let's stop talking.

If the reason you're dong this is to troll me, and you actually understand me, then you are more than welcome to keep speaking with me, but please cease the pretending not understand.

Thank you.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

We have established that you think I as such an incredibly terrible writer that you cannot possibly understand what I post here.

We have established nothing of the sort. I have made no judgements whatsoever or even mentioned my opinions on your abilities as a writer. I have not read you at all. Any assumptions that I may or may not have made about you as a writer are 100% based on your own quotes. Get your facts straight before you accuse me, please.

It still took several rounds of back to explain to you that there were two hypothetical situations.

That's 100% on you since as I stated above, despite your multiple attempts to do so, and despite my multiple attempts to get you to clarify, you neglected to clarify your examples well enough. My comprehension was fine. But your poor explanations of your examples is 100% lock step with your own claims that you write on lit with minimal effort. ; )

Given that my writing is so terrible, and you cannot possibly understand anything I say, I have to wonder why you do this.

Don't blame me for your own perceptions of your own writing. Another thing, since you claim so vehemently to not care about the efforts the you put in, why are you so upset about those who take issue with your errors? If confusing people gets you so worked up and upset, get better at explaining things. Don't blame anyone else.

I could, go through your post, and explain each point where you're wrong. I do have answers for everything you've asked, and I am right about what I think and feel and you, as usual, are wrong. I could re-explain how stachnashes intention of ranking authors rather than stories mean that her way of doing critiques fails, and that her methods are not correct if that's what she's trying to do. I could explain why I was looking forward to laughing at her review of my story and why I'd be disappointed if she had a single nice thing to say about me.

But, I'm exhausted dealing with you.

First, I've never contradicted your notion that stacnash judges writers abilities based on reviewing one piece, so we can dismiss that completely. What else you got? Nothing. Or apparently lots except you don't have the energy to tear me down. What a bunch of bullshit. You just spent several minutes typing up several hundred words in an attempt to tear me down, yet can provide no actual arguments.

So come, on. Let's hear it. Tear me down, piece by piece. Limb from limb. Let's go.

If the reason you are constantly replying to my posts is because you can't understand me (first two possibilities) then I'm going to call it a day and request you stop doing this. It's exhausting for me. Obviously you and I will never understand each other and it's best if we keep our conversations to a minimum. Let's stop talking.

You can stop any time that you like. Although 200 words up you already said that you were exhausted yet you continued for 200 more words just to repeat that you are exhausted. Perhaps you wouldn't be so zapped if you actually said something instead of typing empty hot air? or maybe you like a confrontation more than you think you do?

If you really want to know the reason why I'm replying to you is because you're saying crap about me here that is simply not true. You are dragging my name through the mud. You expect me to run away with my tail bet\ween my legs? You want to take punches at me but expect none back? What fairy world do you live in?

Thank you.

You're welcome, any time.

 

[AlexFourways]

Plot twist, there are three potential states of the cat, as Sir Terry pointed out.

They are:

1. Alive
2. Dead
3. Bloody Furious

I assure you, this is not quite correct. Whether the cat is one or two, it is utterly certain that it is three...

There is of course the situation in Douglas Adam's Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency story where the cat got so bored of being shut in a box and being randomly gassed, that it dissapeared. Approx quote... "It was but a moments work to put out some treats and call 'kitty kitty' for it to reappear at the widow."

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

OK, sometimes the person we shake our heads at is the one that looks us in the mirror every morning...

Thank you @JessicaAlexander for calling me out on this one. I mean it's not like I googled Miami a dozen times and looked at maps and floor plans of high-ends condo's in Key Biscayne, even checking out the view of the marina, and stuff like that. I guess I should have paid more attention in geography...

Here's Jessica's comment:
She had a choice and chose hazelnut coffee. Gross! Lol
Also- if she was looking out over the Gulf, the Bahamas are no where out there.
Nice story!

And here's the passage she's referring to:

The view of the marina was magnificent. A few boats were out in the bay with a few further out in the gulf, flying on the waves and the wind with random flocks of seagulls and pelicans keeping watch.

Somewhere out there, just out of sight, lay the Bahamas. This place was amazing.

---

In my defense, I'd like to say this was one typo, that it's not like I referred to the view of the Gulf of Mexico like three other times or anything, except, I did. SMH...
FWIW, the condo ion question is intended to be on Grove Isle.

 

[THBGato]

the view of the Gulf of Mexico

Love that you call it that

 

[THBGato]

Just got this one from our dear pal Anon:

"I love stories where higher class people of true breeding rescue special poors from their poverty and nobody does them like THBGato."

It's a fair cop for Twenty I suppose.

But what's got me shaking my head is the implication that this is a regular trope of mine, when I'm fairly certain I haven't done this in any of my other stories.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Love that you call it that

I bought the T-shirt, too. Seriously

May seem odd for a trans girl, but I don’t do pronouns, either. Stuff like that is just silly, and a bit narcissistic, if you ask me.

 

[PennyThompson]

On What Develops, by Anon two months after it was posted for the 750-word challenge:

Can we have more of these two please Pennny? Pretty please? They are just so adorable

This is not a bad or negative comment by any means, I love it!

But it is endlessly amusing and mystifying to me how so many people have latched onto two completely ridiculous joke characters whose only defined personality traits are "ditzy" and "ditzy-er"

 

[THBGato]

two completely ridiculous joke characters whose only defined personality traits are "ditzy" and "ditzy-er"

But they are adorable! Like @WaxPhilosophic said, they are like orange kittens.

Besides, ditzy people deserve love too! Don't be bringing no ditziphobia to this here board now!

 

[flatiron2]

OK, sometimes the person we shake our heads at is the one that looks us in the mirror every morning...

Thank you @JessicaAlexander for calling me out on this one. I mean it's not like I googled Miami a dozen times and looked at maps and floor plans of high-ends condo's in Key Biscayne, even checking out the view of the marina, and stuff like that. I guess I should have paid more attention in geography...

Here's Jessica's comment:
She had a choice and chose hazelnut coffee. Gross! Lol
Also- if she was looking out over the Gulf, the Bahamas are no where out there.
Nice story!

And here's the passage she's referring to:

The view of the marina was magnificent. A few boats were out in the bay with a few further out in the gulf, flying on the waves and the wind with random flocks of seagulls and pelicans keeping watch.

Somewhere out there, just out of sight, lay the Bahamas. This place was amazing.

---

In my defense, I'd like to say this was one typo, that it's not like I referred to the view of the Gulf of Mexico like three other times or anything, except, I did. SMH...
FWIW, the condo ion question is intended to be on Grove Isle.

Thanks for the heads-up! In the next chapter of Bitches Gone Bible, the crew move to downtown Miami. In my draft, I had one of the characters standing on a balcony pointing out over the ocean to where the Bahamas are. I'll take that out

 

[Kumquatqueen]

It's the ones demanding physically impossible sex acts that get me.

Eg this one:
Pre-sex part of the story good. Sex part less so. Too much conversation, not enough description/details of who was doing what to whom. Needed [strong opinions on exactly what should have been described in more detail].

And why did she do nothing to play with his cock while he was playing with her asshole?
Blowjob description only meh.
Four stars.

It's a simple story about girl with boyfriend meets boy, she gets dumped, grabs boy and the chance for anal sex before he flies back home. Blowjob just gets mentioned in passing. Yes, there's as much conversation as sex, fair enough.

But she's lying on her back with a pillow under her arse, he's lying on his front between her legs, fingers and mouth on her asshole. How, exactly, is she meant to reach his cock?

I do wonder if it's the same person who comments on a bunch of my stories in the same format:
OK but too much chat.
She should have done X, Y and Z to him.
Four (or three) stars.

Or just a number of opinionated readers in the Anal category (lots of readers, but they're a tough audience!)

 

[AlexFourways]

Thanks for the heads-up! In the next chapter of Bitches Gone Bible, the crew move to downtown Miami. In my draft, I had one of the characters standing on a balcony pointing out over the ocean to where the Bahamas are. I'll take that out

I was curious so used Google maps to look. Unless I am mistaken, from the intermeidate island Port Royal? you can't see back to Miami, but according to the Flat Earth Fraternity that is impossible!
However, it is possible for your character to be pointing to where the Bahamas are, even if they are over the horizon. But possibly not a hare to set running!