Sex Sells

[Lord Pmann]

How have Hipsters not brought corduroys back?

Corduroy pants are classy. Hipsters are fugking idiots that dress every day like they lost a bet at a frat party. They are idiots. They only bring back shitty things like handlebar mustaches and Alf.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This seems pretty exhibition-y for 1952!

 

[hotwords229_A]

In the days before Shocker tequila.

 

[Lord Pmann]

In the days before Shocker tequila.

Less popular than Fisting Brand Tequila

 

[hotwords229_A]

RCA’s “Golden Throat” symbol! Much more innocent times.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This isn’t really an advertisement as much as me being surprised to find out they served food at Go-Go bars. Seems strange, no?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This isn’t really an advertisement as much as me being surprised to find out they served food at Go-Go bars. Seems strange, no?

It's mostly for the sausage pizza jokes, I assume. I like that they offer suicide for only .60. That's a steal!

 

[hotwords229_A]

It's mostly for the sausage pizza jokes, I assume. I like that they offer suicide for only .60. That's a steal!

I wonder if they serve the onion rings by throwing them on your dick like Ring Toss?

 

[Apisto42]

This isn’t really an advertisement as much as me being surprised to find out they served food at Go-Go bars. Seems strange, no?

Once upon a time strip clubs in the city I grew up in had hot buffets to make the club a restaurant to get around some local regulations.

I can’t even.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Once upon a time strip clubs in the city I grew up in had hot buffets to make the club a restaurant to get around some local regulations.

I can’t even.

Somehow baked ziti and titties just don’t seem right together.

 

[Apisto42]

I know right?

Plus, the skizzy fuckers that came in the middle of the day, I wouldn’t have touched anything they did.

 

[hotwords229_A]

It would be like a Chucky Cheese for adults. There would be a gross film of grease on everything!
Maybe that helps with the pole dancing?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Can you imagine ordering porn like this? Shelling out pure American cash having no idea what you are going to see, what the performers look like, or even the quality of the film?

I also love when it says “difficult to get playing cards”, “for men only”, and “for restricted sale to professional artists and advanced art students”. How were they verifying that?

That said, my money would be on Monster and the Lady. Although the Haystack Episode has potential.

 

[Apisto42]

Rough and tumble could be an early BDSM. Might be interesting!

 

[ydahecnot]

This isn’t really an advertisement as much as me being surprised to find out they served food at Go-Go bars. Seems strange, no?

Worst. Beatles haircut. Ever.

 

[ydahecnot]

Can you imagine ordering porn like this? Shelling out pure American cash having no idea what you are going to see, what the performers look like, or even the quality of the film?

I also love when it says “difficult to get playing cards”, “for men only”, and “for restricted sale to professional artists and advanced art students”. How were they verifying that?

That said, my money would be on Monster and the Lady. Although the Haystack Episode has potential.

Nowadays, I don’t think you could really advertise someone as “young”

 

[ydahecnot]

That has to be fake

 

[ydahecnot]

This is an ad for trying bi-sexuality, right?
She wants to watch him suck a dick, right?
This isn’t about soda at all!
Even the soda that says “You like it” looks like an erection!

Sub-liminal advertising?

And thus gender ambiguity was born

 

[ydahecnot]

I never considered visiting Montana before.
Before now, I mean.

If only she hadn’t wet herself

 

[hotwords229_A]

That has to be fake

Yet accurate.

 

[ydahecnot]

Yet accurate.

This has been a blast revisiting this thread. Too bad Tumblr did you a nasty turn in the early part

 

[ydahecnot]

Not an ad, but in the spirit

 

[sftopbottom]

a worthy cause

 

[ydahecnot]

Who are we to disappoint her?

 

[sftopbottom]