Sex Sells

[Lord Pmann]

This seems pretty exhibition-y for 1952!

Why did they try to make boobs pointy?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Why did they try to make boobs pointy?

I never understood that either.
The roundness is what makes them great!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I never understood that either.
The roundness is what makes them great!

Right? These make even the roundest of tits look like a hazard for my eyeballs. How am I supposed to navigate that shit? The bra is already difficult enough with that contraption on the back that could make Harry Houdini drown. I don’t need to worry about slicing up my hands while trying to cop a feel.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Right? These make even the roundest of tits look like a hazard for my eyeballs. How am I supposed to navigate that shit? The bra is already difficult enough with that contraption on the back that could make Harry Houdini drown. I don’t need to worry about slicing up my hands while trying to cop a feel.

Maybe that was the idea. Trying to keep our hands to themselves.
Thank God our fathers had courage and fought through the horror of the pointy boob bra leading to all of us being born.

Way to go Dads!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Wasn't our fucking idea

Of course. We should fight the patriarchy and their pointy bra ideas.

Maybe that was the idea. Trying to keep our hands to themselves.
Thank God our fathers had courage and fought through the horror of the pointy boob bra leading to all of us being born.

Way to go Dads!

True pioneers.

 

[eric_erosfan]

I never understood that either.
The roundness is what makes them great!

They stuck out more in the dresses of the day. Pointy bras made even smaller breasts prominent.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Jesus...how old ARE you guys anyway?

Haha. I am a very old 41. I have been shaking my cane at hipsters since the iPhone emerged.

I’ve never experienced pointy bras for myself. But I minored in the evolution of boobs and bras and uni.

 

[eric_erosfan]

Did you not see Christina Hendricks in Mad Men?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Jesus...how old ARE you guys anyway?

Are you referring to our age or maturity, because those are two very different things.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Did you not see Christina Hendricks in Mad Men?

You don’t know to whom you’re asking that question.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Torpedo bras were like pre-1960s, and y'all seem to have tremendous expertise on the matter so...

I did say “our fathers” had to deal with them, so . . .

I also grew up watching a lot of old movies wondering why women had triangle boobs, so there is that as well.

 

[base10]

Only minored? Most guys I knew in college were tit majors

Plenty of ass majors out there as well

 

[base10]

Mostly the pre-meds

Well they studied anatomy more than I did

 

[Lord Pmann]

Only minored? Most guys I knew in college were tit majors

I majored in vagina with a concentration on the Labia Majora. I minored in the minora.

Dissertation topic: The Clitoris- Is It Real and How to Find It.

 

[ydahecnot]

I majored in vagina with a concentration on the Labia Majora. I minored in the minora.

Dissertation topic: The Clitoris- Is It Real and How to Find It.

Now that’s just crazy talk

 

[hotwords229_A]

Even Glory Holes were classier back then.

 

[ydahecnot]

Even Glory Holes were classier back then.

I’d fall asleep before my hand made it to its destination

 

[hotwords229_A]

I don’t know what’s for sale here, but it seems like a legit investment.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Things I never expected to say:

1. “Let’s go to Arby’s, RIGHT NOW!”

 

[ydahecnot]

I don’t know what’s for sale here, but it seems like a legit investment.

The 1980s called. They want their commercial back

 

[hotwords229_A]

The 1980s called. They want their commercial back

Don’t make me think of them all being in their seventies now!
The blue flannel shirt girl is hot! And she really wants me to have that financing!

 

[hotwords229_A]

All this time I’ve been using celery wrong.

 

[hotwords229_A]

An ad from 1927. Was this just an innocent advertisement or did they know what they were implying?

 

[ydahecnot]

An ad from 1927. Was this just an innocent advertisement or did they know what they were implying?

Dunno if those were phallic symbols, but hell if I want my dick burnt

 

[ydahecnot]

Worst. Panties. Ever