Sex Sells

[ydahecnot]

No, it’s that scary-ass rouge that makes your throat safe

 

[hotwords229_A]

I would eat there for their calendars.

 

[ydahecnot]

I would eat there for their calendars.

All of a sudden, I want to, um, drop anchor

 

[hotwords229_A]

 

[ydahecnot]

“Call your travel agent.”….how quaint

 

[ydahecnot]

Mr. Doggie, the mascot for doggy style

 

[ydahecnot]

Exterior or interior?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Now this is advertising!

 

[Apisto42]

Now this is advertising!

Besides a banana hammock, is there anything less flattering for a man than tighty whiteies?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Besides a banana hammock, is there anything less flattering for a man than tighty whiteies?

There isn’t much we look good in.
Probably would have been better naked with the sheets covering just right, but I still like where this company’s head was at advertising-wise.

 

[Lord Pmann]

There isn’t much we look good in.
Probably would have been better naked with the sheets covering just right, but I still like where this company’s head was at advertising-wise.

I think proper boxers are the best. But they have to be pressed or dry cleaned.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think proper boxers are the best. But they have to be pressed or dry cleaned.

I agree on the boxers. But don’t they get pressed when you sit on them?
And dry cleaned? Don’t you know where those things have been?!

 

[hotwords229_A]

One letter away from getting a very different result.

 

[hotwords229_A]

 

[hotwords229_A]

One hundred dollars for a Betamax or VHS copy of porn?
You have to put your name and address to it?
And wait who knows how many weeks to get it?
Plus $2.50 for shipping!
At least it has color and sound.

This is like how old people tell you they walked miles uphill in the snow to get to school.

We truly don’t appreciate the world we live in today.

 

[ydahecnot]

One hundred dollars for a Betamax or VHS copy of porn?
You have to put your name and address to it?
And wait who knows how many weeks to get it?
Plus $2.50 for shipping!
At least it has color and sound.

This is like how old people tell you they walked miles uphill in the snow to get to school.

We truly don’t appreciate the world we live in today.

The Village People called that the gayest movie cover ever

 

[hotwords229_A]

The Village People called that the gayest movie cover ever

I can’t argue with that logic. At least they have Valerie Perrine on the poster (and topless in the movie!).

 

[ydahecnot]

I can’t argue with that logic. At least they have Valerie Perrine on the poster (and topless in the movie!).

I actually paid to rent that movie on Amazon Prime. So bad that it was…just plain bad

 

[hotwords229_A]

I actually paid to rent that movie on Amazon Prime. So bad that it was…just plain bad

I just looked up the nude scene for free.

 

[Cat]

Have you eaten your greens today?
- official campaign from Fødevarestyrelsen.

 

[ydahecnot]

Have you eaten your greens today?
- official campaign from Fødevarestyrelsen.

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I bet you wanted to grab a stalk

 

[hotwords229_A]

Have you eaten your greens today?
- official campaign from Fødevarestyrelsen.

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I like to stick my carrot in her broccoli!

 

[naughySoul]

Shockingly inappropriate.

Remember what this ad was? Im intrigued to see what was so "inappropriate".

 

[ydahecnot]

Where the sightseeing is nonpareil

 

[hotwords229_A]

Remember what this ad was? Im intrigued to see what was so "inappropriate".

I have no idea.
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