Hurricane Florida Man 4.0

[Mo_Bandy]

Seems like we have done this a time or two. My main concern is storm surge, wind, running out of booze and my slam pieces trailer getting majorly fucked. Other than that muh fuckers will be fine.

 

[BongoGal]

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude, is it the wind and rain that wakes me at 2am or the day drinking and passing out after dinner.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude if I hear one more dumb muthafuka say this is the price you pay for living in paradise I am going to go all Florida Man.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

My people

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1696870460338700530?s=42&t=Djiyp7-1-Y658Yiz7wbUSg

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Thought I was going to die driving I75 south during whiteout and then this came on.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Lost love and natural disasters!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[TunnelKing089]

 

[TunnelKing089]

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[TunnelKing089]

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude in a State Of Emergency liquor stores should be allowed to open earlier on Sundays. Its just public safety.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Did you go through your stash last night?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

My people

Not everyday you see someone ride a Rubberduck down the street
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— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 30, 2023

I haven't been on Bayshore Blvd. in so long. I wrecked my truck on that road being a dumbass

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Pole Ambition for Mo

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I haven't been on Bayshore Blvd. in so long. I wrecked my truck on that road being a dumbass

I rarely go down there anymore but a few storms back all the water was sucked out of that area of bay and people were walking around.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Pole Ambition for Mo

Same motion as hurricane and was in titty bar for one hurricane. I think one of those 2004 storms hit state.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I rarely go down there anymore but a few storms back all the water was sucked out of that area of bay and people were walking around.

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I can't even imagine that! Holy cow! I bet it stunk!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I can't even imagine that! Holy cow! I bet it stunk!

Yeah I dont know. I usually just drink at home for these things. About to start knocking back some bloody marys.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

It's that steady wind here but not super strong. No rain yet either. I'm more inland though

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Looks like I will be on the very outer edge of it unless it moves more East

 

[Mo_Bandy]

It's that steady wind here but not super strong. No rain yet either. I'm more inland though

Wait are you back in FL? Why did I think you left state and went to Carolinas?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Wait are you back in FL? Why did I think you left state and went to Carolinas?

Because I wanted to move there but it didn't work out. My best friend moved to NC. You might be thinking of her, but not sure you remember her.