What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[AmberLGreen]

That doesn't work for me

How about I cook double. And you eat most of them.

Sounds good. Whack some baked beans on it too (no flicking)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Sounds good. Whack some baked beans on it too (no flicking)

Nice. And yeah. We can do that later..

 

[DeerTrace118]

Apparently, I am the slowest typer there is.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Apparently, I am the slowest typer there is.

We're just happy to see proper punctuation and grammar. Spelling, too!

You go, DT!

 

[JerseyJade]

We're just happy to see proper punctual and grammar. Spelling, too!

You go, DT!

Hay BFG howz it goen with u I hope awell is goood un yur and

 

[DeerTrace118]

We're just happy to see proper punctual and grammar. Spelling, too!

You go, DT!

Grammarly works on Lit

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hay BFG howz it goen with u I hope awell is goood un yur and

Haaaaay, Brat! Iz got sum nu crayonz.

 

[JerseyJade]

Haaaaay, Brat! Iz got sum nu crayonz.

Awsum! are you goin two shair

 

[summer_reine]

FFS!

I’ve got problems that shouldn’t feel like problems! I just spent a half hour on the phone trying tell a customer I don’t want to do his project.

He wants it done too soon. He wants to buy the equipment himself instead of buying through me and my partners. He’s further away than I want to travel for such a big project…

“Sorry, I’m just not interested…”

“I’ll buy everything from you and your partner and I’ll pay your whole crew time and a half for the whole thing. I’ll pay for lodging (in a destination resort town) and restaurants.

“Um… I still won’t be able to start until mid November…”

“I can wait.”

“Oh man, I’m going to have to talk about this with everyone. I’m going on vacation with my wife for a week. We can talk when I get back.”

“Sure, here. I’m zelling you $200 to go out to dinner, no strings. Have a great time with your wife. We’ll talk next week.”


FFS! It’s going to be a ton of stress that I don’t want or need but the money is good… I guess I’m a fucking sell out.

Let them stew while you're on vacation and see what else they are willing to give if you're still hesitant? Your stress is worth a LOT of compensation. As long as it's not a too good to be true thing.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Awsum! are you goin two shair

Cors! *breaks em in haf*
One fer me n one fer u

 

[summer_reine]

Every time I click that submit story button I'm hit with both excitement and trepidation

 

[JerseyJade]

Cors! *breaks em in haf*
One fer me n one fer u

Hay! u gave me the smalluh halfe brat!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hay! u gave me the smalluh halfe brat!

*shrugs*
Im oldern u.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Cors! *breaks em in haf*
One fer me n one fer u

Hay! u gave me the smalluh halfe brat!

What a terrible day to be literate

 

[barefootgirl69]

What a terrible day to be literate

It's killing me typing that way!

 

[JerseyJade]

*shrugs*
Im oldern u.

dat just makes u a bigger brat

 

[JerseyJade]

It's killing me typing that way!

I know, right?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It's killing me typing that way!

Yo should change your username to bearfutgrlsixteenine

I know, right?

And jerzeejayd

Just a thought

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yo should change your username to bearfutgrlsixteenine

And jerzeejayd

Just a thought

Then, we will be like you!

 

[JerseyJade]

Yo should change your username to bearfutgrlsixteenine

And jerzeejayd

Just a thought

I actually understood what you typed. Now that's scary!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Then, we will be like you!

I know, I need people to join in. It's like a cult, you get a few to start and the rest just come rolling in

 

[ImpishSeraph]

English teachers think, not again

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[AmberLGreen]

English teachers think, not again

thispastsumrmyfamwentodabchwitfwendsandmadethissandcaslitwassotalmybrothrnokditdownthoandwediditaginb4wewenttowaterweatefrootandplaydwithfishwichiculdntcachbutitwasgudweflidacitanditwasveryhimomwassmokngweedsowemetnewpeeplilikegowintobch

At least we now know where @deefalttwunnyfor went to school

 

[TXRafe]

what does it say about me that i can read that almost as well as english?

English teachers think, not again

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[Xerxes82]

I cartainly can't say with absolute certainty. But it sure feels like my dijon cashew salmon has gotten me laid every time I've made it for a sexually available woman.

Guess what's for dinner?