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[Jaws82]

Drop yours first

I mean…kind of like five steps ahead of you

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I mean…kind of like five steps ahead of you

Five steps? *ticks fingers off one at a time* what are you doing that has so many steps?

 

[Jaws82]

Five steps? *ticks fingers off one at a time* what are you doing that has so many steps?

It’s a process. Don’t judge

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

I heard there was a clean up needed...

Yes ma’am, right over here

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It’s a process. Don’t judge

Go on, we're listening...

 

[Jaws82]

Go on, we're listening...

Well first there’s a leather belt to slip off

 

[BrendaBear]

Share your facts!!!! And we can all help clean your getaway car!

Well… that is a 1969 Mustang… there is a useless fact…

1) I can play piano, drums, Hammond organ, electric guitar, 4 and 5 string bass…. I finally accepted, I am not a good drummer so I don’t do that anymore. And haven’t had access to a proper piano in years.
2) I am an old American car freak. I have rebuilt several cars myself, including my old hot rod.
3) I have been writing software professionally for over 30 years, but absolutely loath using my stupid phone.
4) I am left handed, and mostly ambidextrous.
5) I have lived half my life in Oregon, and the other half in Nevada.
6) I am an introvert.
7) but, I don’t have any problem talking to strangers.
8) But social settings freak me out, and too many people freak me out.
9) I sewed some of my clothes myself, and do it without a pattern, I just design what I want and make it.
10) I won’t fly commercial anymore, but absolutely love road trips.

 

[BrendaBear]

Okay, I can do the ten random facts thingie! Not so sure about the panty drop thingie.

1. I was dumb enough to use my real name when I registered.
2. I have been married twice.
…
4. My dad taught me to shoot when I was a girl, and I have maintained that skill.
…and I love music…
…
9. I like whisky, neat, but I don't drink all that often.

Yeppers!!

 

[Sammysub07]

Oh, I am and always with you Bestie

Oh you sexy, sneaky, thing! I’ll take those kisses and raise you some pinches!

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Here’s my 10 things:
1. I was born when Johnson was in office.
2. I served for 20 years in the US Army.
3. I’ve lived in 3 states and 5 countries.
4. I’ve visited 23 countries.
5. I made the mistake of posting pics of myself on a board years ago (under a different user name) and someone tried to use them against me.
6. I go through periods of guilt for being on Lit and I’ll go into self imposed exile swearing I won’t return, but it never lasts.
7. I was a swimmer in HS as well as a skier.
8. I’ve always been socially awkward.
9. I suffer from chronic pain and insomnia.
10. My form of relaxing is going to the range and putting a couple of hundred holes in paper.

 

[Sammysub07]

Damn girl!!

Thank you!!!
Come and play!

Still not sure??

Theheh ohh she’s sure!

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

G’night all. See you in the AM.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Well first there’s a leather belt to slip off

Mhmm, and where is the leather belt slipping off too?

Oh you sexy, sneaky, thing! I’ll take those kisses and raise you some pinches!

Oh, I do love when you up the ante how about some bites too

 

[Sammysub07]

Okay, I can do the ten random facts thingie! Not so sure about the panty drop thingie.

1. I was dumb enough to use my real name when I registered.
2. I have been married twice.
3. I joke about weiner-whacking, but I actually *am* proficient in various self-defense methods.
4. My dad taught me to shoot when I was a girl, and I have maintained that skill.
5. My hubby is a musician, and I love music, but he says the only instrument I'm good at is the skin-flute.
6. He revealed that opinion while drunk at a company Xmas party, which, coincidentally, he very nearly did not survive. JK! It did embarrass me and cause a bit of a spat, though.
7. I have worn out several Hitachi wands. At least they last longer than the knock-offs.
8. I like reading a lot - mostly fiction.
9. I like whisky, neat, but I don't drink all that often.
10. My favorite food is... not actually a food. Ice cream is a close runner-up, though!

Whew, that was harder than I expected!

You’re not alone, I can only play the skin flute, too!

What’s your fav pew pew? I enjoy shooting, too!

Well… that is a 1969 Mustang… there is a useless fact…

1) I can play piano, drums, Hammond organ, electric guitar, 4 and 5 string bass…. I finally accepted, I am not a good drummer so I don’t do that anymore. And haven’t had access to a proper piano in years.
2) I am an old American car freak. I have rebuilt several cars myself, including my old hot rod.
3) I have been writing software professionally for over 30 years, but absolutely loath using my stupid phone.
4) I am left handed, and mostly ambidextrous.
5) I have lived half my life in Oregon, and the other half in Nevada.
6) I am an introvert.
7) but, I don’t have any problem talking to strangers.
8) But social settings freak me out, and too many people freak me out.
9) I sewed some of my clothes myself, and do it without a pattern, I just design what I want and make it.
10) I won’t fly commercial anymore, but absolutely love road trips.

Hey!! I’m left handed too!!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

You’re not alone, I can only play the skin flute, too!

Me too

What’s your fav pew pew? I enjoy shooting, too!

I like shooting bows

Hey!! I’m left handed too!!!

Me too! Me too!!

 

[Jaws82]

Mhmm, and where is the leather belt slipping off too?

Oh, I do love when you up the ante how about some bites too

I’m thinking maybe Around your neck once you’re on your knees

 

[cactusjack0584]

Mhmm, and where is the leather belt slipping off too?

Oh, I do love when you up the ante how about some bites too

Well damn!!! On that note I’m going to bed! Lovely ladies, brats and brat watches enjoy your night. I’m sure I’ll miss ton more that I may or may not catch up on later!

 

[Jaws82]

You’re not alone, I can only play the skin flute, too!

What’s your fav pew pew? I enjoy shooting, too!


Hey!! I’m left handed too!!!

I’ve got some REALLY nice pew pews

 

[Sammysub07]

I like shooting bows

I’ve dabbled in that, too!!!

Me too! Me too!!

Holy shit!!! How are all Three OG Brats Left handed?! And how did we not know this?!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’m thinking maybe Around your neck once you’re on your knees

Oh? You think I'm just getting on my knees for you and allowing that belt around my neck?

Ah, what sweet dreams you must have at night

 

[Jaws82]

Oh? You think I'm just getting on my knees for you and allowing that belt around my neck?

Ah, what sweet dreams you must have at night

Very sweet dreams

 

[Sammysub07]

I’ve got some REALLY nice pew pews

Ohh yeah?! Can I see the pew pews?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Very sweet dreams

You must have to wash your sheets often if you're having such sweet dreams

 

[Jaws82]

You must have to wash your sheets often if you're having such sweet dreams

Hey at least you know they’re clean

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hey at least you know they’re clean

Do they also have comic book characters on them?