🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[BrendaBear]

I’m back!

…and lazy… what did I miss?

And if you say we had a discussion about our favorite four barrel carburetors, I am going to be so bummed.

But, if it was a discussion about which coffee goes best with pizza, pineapple and sushi, then I don’t need an update, I am good.

 

[Rj_1954]

ESPECIALLY Rj....

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’m back!

…and lazy… what did I miss?

And if you say we had a discussion about our favorite four barrel carburetors, I am going to be so bummed.

But, if it was a discussion about which coffee goes best with pizza, pineapple and sushi, then I don’t need an update, I am good.

It was about threesomes and public cum consumption

 

[BrendaBear]

It was about threesomes and public cum consumption

So… spew juice in the park. Okay, got it!

I just came back from the salon, got my hair washed and styled…. and the super nice lady calming my frayed nerves in Spanish…. Which I don’t speak…

 

[Rj_1954]

@BrendaBear
Remember Gossamer

 

[BrendaBear]

Does anyone else hear that?

I think… I am pretty sure…. Yeah… I can hear a Les Paul calling to me….

 

[UnquietDreams]

Kinky version:

1) A woman lied to me about the size of her cock.
2) I have been railed by a man, and a woman, at different times.
3) I have never had sex with someone when I didn't know their name.

So...

1) She told me she was hung "like Peter North." I found out that she was not, in the storeroom of a SoHo art studio, but that was fine.
2) I was railed by the most submissive woman I have ever been with, who tied me down and took me with a strap on. And...let's just say, E is a hell of a drug.

3) I have not known the name of every person I have had sex with. I have been to two orgies, and then there was this night in Tokyo ...

So...3. Everyone was right.

 

[HollyS]

So… spew juice in the park. Okay, got it!

"Spew juice?!?"

I love me some boner lava, but the sound of "spew juice" made my tummy uneasy. Spew is... not a good word. Lol

 

[TXRafe]

"Spew juice?!?"

I love me some boner lava, but the sound of "spew juice" made my tummy uneasy. Spew is... not a good word. Lol

but boner lava is fine?

 

[HollyS]

but boner lava is fine?

Yeah!! No mention of "spew!"

 

[cactusjack0584]

https://gifdb.com/images/high/bearded-man-greetings-and-salutations-z4h3160x4l8z45xj.gif
Did I miss anything of note?

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://gifdb.com/images/high/bearded-man-greetings-and-salutations-z4h3160x4l8z45xj.gif
Did I miss anything of note?

 

[cactusjack0584]

https://media.tenor.com/5XNfYyBGDNgAAAAM/wazappp.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

"Spew juice?!?"

I love me some boner lava, but the sound of "spew juice" made my tummy uneasy. Spew is... not a good word. Lol

I am not nearly as creative as @crazychemgirl (she’s the best, for sure)… but I was trying to come up with something different to call it….

I am glad you commented on it. Thank you!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

but boner lava is fine?

Do you not like boner lava?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Do you not like boner lava?

If it burns when that happens…
Maybe go see a doctor…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you not like boner lava?

I am partial to calling it cum, as a noun, if we are being honest. "Boner lava" just sounds...deadly.

 

[HollyS]

I am partial to calling it cum, as a noun, if we are being honest. "Boner lava" just sounds...deadly.

I think it's so funny! CCG struck gold with that one.

 

[HollyS]

I am not nearly as creative as @crazychemgirl (she’s the best, for sure)… but I was trying to come up with something different to call it….

I am glad you commented on it. Thank you!

Oh, I give you 10 points for creativity!!

It's just... I can't abide spew. The only thing it means to me is .

No lack of creativity though!!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Do you not like boner lava?

Oh? I call it boner babies sometimes

 

[TXRafe]

Oh? I call it boner babies sometimes

so you swallow boner babies? smh

 

[Fiestykitten]

I also call my kids “my little ovaries”
When I can embarrass them with it

 

[Rj_1954]

Lady K calls it "Whipped Man Cream"

 

[Chloe_Harper]

so you swallow boner babies? smh

I do

 

[Fiestykitten]

so you swallow boner babies? smh

Well, I mean… sometimes a mother should have swallowed instead….